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re: Obtuse Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice TD review thread (SPOILERS p5+)
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:19 pm to abellsujr
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:19 pm to abellsujr
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They probably decided to keep it as one movie instead. What a fricking mess.
Hollywood has a problem of either splitting up one movie into two average movies or jamming what should be two movies into one movie where too much crap is going on.
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Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:20 pm to OMLandshark
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OMLandshark
Just go in with a Mystery Science Theater 3000 mindset and all should be ok.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:21 pm to CBandits82
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Just go in with a Mystery Science Theater 3000 mindset and all should be ok.
That's the plan. I think I may have to wait like an hour by the time everyone is drunk to start openly screaming at the screen (watching it at Alamo Drafthouse), but I hope others will join me.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:22 pm to LucasP
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So anything positive at all? I was planning on taking drugs prior to viewing it, would that help, do you think?
My friend thought the movie might be good on shrooms. Gal Gadot is actually great as Wonder Woman. Her scenes were very enjoyable.
Affleck is good, but like I said, the character is just awful. He deserves to direct in a batflick.
The fight scene is kind of cool with Batman and Superman? But it's just totally worthless when it actually happens.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:24 pm to BlacknGold
I predict this board will be nuclear around 10 o clock tonight when everyone gets back from seeing it. 
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:54 pm to Civildawg
I wonder if this thing can be enjoyed like a Trollhunter kinda experience?
I mostly liked MOS
I mostly liked MOS
Posted on 3/24/16 at 1:58 pm to molsusports
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I wonder if this thing can be enjoyed like a Trollhunter kinda experience?
I mostly liked MOS
Hell no! Don't you dare compare this to Trollhunter. Trollhunter was cheeky and well-done.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:04 pm to OMLandshark
I just bought my tickets and I'm excited!
I'll report back if y'all want me to. But no one cares about my opinions so maybe I won't.
I'll report back if y'all want me to. But no one cares about my opinions so maybe I won't.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:08 pm to biglego
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I'll report back if y'all want me to. But no one cares about my opinions so maybe I won't
Bro I care
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:11 pm to biglego
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But no one cares about my opinions so maybe I won't.
I downvoted you for doubting yourself bro. We care.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:19 pm to LucasP
Tron.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:24 pm to BlacknGold
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Obtuse
We're bringing it back!
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:26 pm to biglego
quote:I actually like your opinion on a lot of things.
But no one cares about my opinions so maybe I won't.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:26 pm to LucasP
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:25 pm to LucasP
Posted on 3/24/16 at 4:58 pm to biglego
Alright Spoilers starting I guess:
-so we open with 20 minutes of telling the audience who Batman is. Complete waste of time and drags on forever. And guess what, our Batman is now a suedo punisher who brands criminals so that they get beat to death in prison. he is also a drinker, as is alfred. he somewhat tinkers in his cave but we never see a plan forming
-sooooo the kyprtonian ship has just been sitting in the middle of the ocean, unprotected for anyone to access and explore and do shite with. just no response there.
-Superman's personality is all over the place and is pretty bi-polar.
-Batman has crazy nightmares that make no sense and have no context in this movie. one is a dream of the flash coming back in time to warn him. This is done without context so the average movie goer has no clue who that is or whats happening. also, so is it a dream or did it happen? why even put this in here? why is batman always dreaming of dumb shite?
-Lex is the joker but worse. at one point he unwraps a jolly rancher and feeds it to a senator. very fricking weird.
-Lex is given Zods ship and can seemlessly hack into it and access everything inside it, which allows him to randomly create doomsday.
-Lex figures out who everone is but we dont get to know how he does it. We really dont get explanations for anyone doing anything.
-Batman gets completely shite on and manipulated by Lex, which makes no sense in the movie, and attacks Superman. He also figures out how to make his own kyrptonite. after fighting Supes, he comes to his senses when they share a moment because both of their mothers are named Martha.
I cant keep going. the whole movie makes no sense. It'll just be easier to discuss what other people bring up.
-so we open with 20 minutes of telling the audience who Batman is. Complete waste of time and drags on forever. And guess what, our Batman is now a suedo punisher who brands criminals so that they get beat to death in prison. he is also a drinker, as is alfred. he somewhat tinkers in his cave but we never see a plan forming
-sooooo the kyprtonian ship has just been sitting in the middle of the ocean, unprotected for anyone to access and explore and do shite with. just no response there.
-Superman's personality is all over the place and is pretty bi-polar.
-Batman has crazy nightmares that make no sense and have no context in this movie. one is a dream of the flash coming back in time to warn him. This is done without context so the average movie goer has no clue who that is or whats happening. also, so is it a dream or did it happen? why even put this in here? why is batman always dreaming of dumb shite?
-Lex is the joker but worse. at one point he unwraps a jolly rancher and feeds it to a senator. very fricking weird.
-Lex is given Zods ship and can seemlessly hack into it and access everything inside it, which allows him to randomly create doomsday.
-Lex figures out who everone is but we dont get to know how he does it. We really dont get explanations for anyone doing anything.
-Batman gets completely shite on and manipulated by Lex, which makes no sense in the movie, and attacks Superman. He also figures out how to make his own kyrptonite. after fighting Supes, he comes to his senses when they share a moment because both of their mothers are named Martha.
I cant keep going. the whole movie makes no sense. It'll just be easier to discuss what other people bring up.
This post was edited on 3/24/16 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 3/24/16 at 5:04 pm to BlacknGold
I am so looking forward to the constant e-bickering coming after this weekend. Good or bad, this one will be polarizing
Posted on 3/24/16 at 5:28 pm to BlacknGold
Posted on 3/24/16 at 5:36 pm to Murray
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this one will be polarizing
It's kind of been polarizing since it was announced.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 5:47 pm to BlacknGold
This movie sounds great Can you expand on Wonderwoman and Justice league stuff. Are they just kind of thrown in there just because?
Can you expand on Wonderwoman and Justice league stuff. Are they just kind of thrown in there just because?This post was edited on 3/24/16 at 5:48 pm
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