re: NBC The Voice Season 5 Thread

Coco will post a pic of that kiss.

Matthew is much better than Miley.

He's good

Watching last night's episode..

Shelby Z is married? I thought she was like 16? She sounds good but the low registers are really weak.

Awkward hug much, Carson? Holy shite.

Somebody had to have told Christina not to be a total count to the girls this year. She's almost pleasant sometimes.

James Wolpert. Never heard this song but this is really fricking good...I feel like something special is happening. Holy shite. The judges were speechless, and rightfully so. That was awesome.

Nic Hawk. As expected, this is fricking garbage. frick Blake for keeping this dude on the fricking show. There are literally twenty other people who deserve to be here instead of this a-hole. And his gums and and tiny teeth are freaking me the frick out. The coaches are straight up lying to him right now.

Ray Boudreaux. I love this song, and it should fit him well, but I feel like something is missing. He sounds just okay. I think it may be the band (drummer) that sounds kinda off. He ended much better than he started.

Austin Jenckes. Love this song too. He sounds really good too.

I love how every person that sings is CeeLo and Adam's "you're one of my favorites from the beginning." Every one. Also, Blake "appreciates" all of them.

Grey. Eh, I've never been high on her, and this performance is pretty meh for me. She doesn't sound very good. And I think it stands out more because the first few have been so good (sans Nic obviously).

Will Champlin. Not familiar with the song, but he's doing a good job I think. I wasn't crazy about Will but he's come around for me. He sounds good.

Preston Pohl. I'm trying not to focus on his teeth... His voice just sounds cool. And it seems to come so easy for him even though it sounds like he's straining. Still this performance is on the low end since the rest are so good. I have him above Nic and Grey so far and behind everyone else.

Cole Vosbury. I think he sounds good but am not sure this was a good song choice though. He's better on the slow, soulful stuff IMO. And there are better songs similar to Maggie Mae that could've showcased him better. He's still one of my favorites though.

Tessanne Chin. These idiots waving their hands back and forth in the crowd look stupid. I don't like Tessanne at all but she sounds good though. Really solid performance.

Based only on this episode, I'd have them:

James



Austin/Cole/Will/Preston (changed my mind a little on him)

Tessanne
Shelby/Ray
Grey
Nic

Just got home and turned that shite on...HOLE E shite

I haven't heard anyone sing this week but there is no fricking way anyone even came close to that. That may have been one of the best performances I've ever heard on a television show

Holy shite Jacquie killed it.

Bout to watch tonight and caught the end of Jacquie's performance.

Um, holy fricking shite.

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I don't know if I can. I miss you when The Voice is over

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Amber Nicole. She sounds okay. Meh.

Did Carson just say something about Cassadee Pope to Blake? What the frick? (I'm guessing that was a CP song?) And we have enough bullshite to deal with when Christina attention whores on her own, so we don't need Carson pumping her ego and stealing focus from the singer.

Johnny Grey. LOVE this song. Not sure it's a good choice for this show though. His voice sounds weird to me. It's not bad, just weird. And sometimes not in a good way. He's got almost like a Bob Dylan on helium kind of voice. Cole sings circles around this dude...you're a clown, CeeLo.

Tamara Chauniece. Sort of a cliche song choice I think. She did okay with it though. Nothing special IMO... I find myself getting bored with it. FFWD'd through some of it.

Kat Robichaud. She sounds really good. And she looks hot...I want to frick her, weird lazy eye thing (too close together maybe?) and all.

Caroline Pennell. She sounds good. Her last two performances have made her grow on me. I like the song but there were never any moments where she could shine though. She sounded really good, but I'd have liked to hear her not sound exactly the same for two minutes straight.

Carson, nice awkward handshake and hug. "You wanna be friends?" DERP A DERP. Idiot. And an awkward kiss as well. Yay. I have a few pics of Carson's idiocy I'll post tomorrow.

Josh Logan. He sounds good when he is singing, but the verses are unintelligible... I literally can't tell what he's saying/singing. But the choruses sound awesome. Adam seems to agree with what I'm saying. And Christina just spoke for like a full minute and didn't say a goddam thing.

Olivia Henken. Terrible song choice IMO...I hate the song and it's just an obvious, easy choice I think. Olivia looks fricking awesome though; that dress is bangin' and her hair looks fricking awesome. And she sounds pretty good, but could've been better.

Carson's awkward, rapey hugs are starting to get out of control. That's one handsy motherfricker.

I think Christina has said "made it your own" like five times in the last episode and a half.

Wow, nice job, Carson. I'm tempted to call the fricking police, along with Olivia's parents, right now and warn them about the obvious rape that's gonna take place after the show. Holy shite. Got some nice pics of the rapey hug, the awkward head kiss, and the icy cold rapist stare he gave her as she walked away. This is a new low for Carson IMO.

Stephanie Anne Johnson. Awesome song. Ray Charles is badass. Not sure I like her rendition of it though. She is really talented though, I just don't think this was very good (compared to what she's capable of). This felt more like a wedding band performance sort of.

I hate Carson so much. Hahaa. "You glad that's over?" And she's says no that was fun, so he says "Yeah it looked like you were having a lot of fun out there." Well was she nervous or having fun, a-hole?

Sorry for the Carson rants but I feel like this motherfricker reads this board and tries to piss me off on purpose. And now he's making jokes and looking oh so pleased with himself (pics forthcoming). If he turns up dead tomorrow, let the police know it was me.

Matthew Schuler. Interesting song choice. I feel like I'm being cheated that he's both fully clothed and not swinging around on a wrecking ball. He sounds pretty good. I've always dug Matthew. He always sounds like he's straining, but I guess he's not though. His squinty eyes still crack me the frick up though.

Carson making more jokes. Hilarious. And nice thug hug, playa. You're so cool.

Jacquie Lee. That is tied with James for the best performance of the lives so far. That was crazy good.

Last night was way better than tonight IMO. I'd put them:

Jacquie


Kat/Caroline/Matthew
Josh/Olivia
Stephanie/Tamara
Johnny
Amber Nicole

I thought Jacquie and Matthew were on a different level from everyone else last night.

Caroline is solid, but not on par with the top two. She'll have to improve or branch out to keep advancing.

The rest of last night was pretty forgettable.

Other than those three I think Blake and Adam's teams (minus Nick of course) are far better. It sucks that a few of their really good artists are going to go home and a few of Cee-Lo and Christina's team will stay. Oh well... life's not fair.

Olivia's face is great. Like please don't touch me.