re: NBC The Voice Season 5 Thread

Just catching up from yesterday. Christina needs to chill on the self tanner. Her orange hands are driving me crazy.

I feel like Carson was barely in the room with the families this episode.

I just found out that Ray played at the my best friends wedding rehersal at a little bar. I didn't even know that was him

His go to move this season has been the hands on knees and intently staring at the screen showing the performance.

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-"I TOLD YOU!!" when the first chair turns. He fricking TOLD YOU, you stupid families, that your kids and husbands had talent.

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When I was six days old someone spilled some ink on me from the ink well (where we kept our quill pens . . . you know . . . next to the wood burning stove where my dad kept his 12 guage and the crank for the Model T). My parents thought I would be scarred forever so they taught me to sing at an early age. Eventually, a doctor told them they could wash it off. Anyway, that was how I got started and how I ended up on The Voice.

Florist guy that only CeeLo turned around for was legit. Couldn't believe only one person turned around.

Almost spit out my drink when Teenage Wasteland came back. He was fricking awful last year.

Lastly, frick the country guy for spieling about almost dieing at 3 days old. Yeah, I'm sure something you have absolutely no memory was incredibly traumatizing for you. Crappy unnecessary sympathy gloats are the worst.

Classic frick You Carson moment.

Teenage Dream dude from last year was infinitely better this time.

Billy Idol kid sucked.

Short haired black chick was really good.

I already know I'm gonna be livid when Christina goes onstage and sings with that dude (from the commercials). Just waiting for that to happen.

The country dude singing Wanted is pretty good, but had some weak parts IMO.

Did they film all of the blinds on the same day? They're all wearing the same thing still and we're like 7 episodes in.

The flower guy CeeLo got was kinda cool. I think he may have a more awesome voice than that song showed.

This Grey chick is decent but I was surprised Adam turned around for her since he has one spot left.

I love how Blake gets all "Aw no, CeeLo..." when CeeLo turns around. Has anybody ever picked CeeLo over Blake ever?

Commodores kid wasn't very good. I knew in the first ten seconds that nobody would pick him.

Spanish dude is legit.

Adam attention whoring it up pretty hard. Also feels like CeeLo doesn't even really try to talk people into his team anymore. He just tells the girls they're hot and tells the dudes "come on, bro." And now Christina steps up her attention whoring game. I will say she hasn't been as terrible as usual, but she still sucks.

I'm so glad nobody picked Deanna. She's another one of those weird-pronouncing singers that have invaded in past seasons. It's so weird that she sings like that.

Adam's attention whoring is getting out of control.

I like the last guy CeeLo got. I dig him.

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I have no idea how you like that a-hole.

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Huh? I can't stand Carson. That's why I hate the pictures of him. It's enough that I have to see him on this show. I don't need still shots to revive the nightmares. Please spare me.

Yeah, the celebs aren't too great a group. Cher will be interesting.

Last guy was pretty cool.

Was Deanna that girl who had the very strange voice? I couldn't understand most of the words in the beginning. I wanted to scream "annunciate!" at her.