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Movie/TV quote that you wish you had never heard

Posted on 8/27/13 at 8:56 am
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 8/27/13 at 8:56 am
Mine is "can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a ...." by Major Burns on a MASH TV episode.

Thought it was funny when I heard it but now I personally overuse it.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 8:57 am to
"Keep your friends close.............."


Michael Scott
This post was edited on 8/27/13 at 8:58 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:00 am to
quote:

USS Kelvin, go for Starfleet base.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:09 am to
"chlorphyll? more like borophyll"

for some reason I always say this, and people look at me like i'm a ruh-tard. I just find it really funny.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:26 am to
I've used it rubs the lotion on its skin at times I thought it was funny

Others did not
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:28 am to
quote:

"chlorphyll? more like borophyll"


I like to say "Don't tell me my business devil woman!"
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:30 am to
quote:

"chlorphyll? more like borophyll"

i usually just use "more like borophyll"
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:31 am to
quote:

"chlorphyll? more like borophyll"


quote:


Don't tell me my business devil woman!"


yeah my wife hates me bc i always at inopportune times raise my voice and say "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"


in fact, that entire movie.....
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:33 am to
quote:

yeah my wife hates me bc i always at inopportune times raise my voice and say "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"


in fact, that entire movie.....


I will sometimes after checking the mail yell out to my wife, "It's Nudey Magazine Day!"
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66376 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:33 am to
Pain dont hurt


Made me dumber
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:35 am to
1-2-3-4-5... That's AMAZING! I have the exact same combination on my luggage.
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:37 am to
yeah seriously, frick that movie for always being in my head.

"stop looking at me swan"

"BOYS NIGHT OUT!!"

"Oh i sees what's goin on"

"You get off your arse and you find that fricking dog!!!"

"....and I know from experience, if you know what i mean...... no you don't. No i don't"

"I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!"

every single time i play jeopardy.
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 9:38 am to
quote:

1-2-3-4-5... That's AMAZING! I have the exact same combination on my luggage.

i always kinda liked...

"we can't sir, it's irreversible"


"like my raincoat"
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 10:26 am to
neer thought about it rex..i've used that expression my entire life and have no idea it came from MASH..or maybe they got it from someone else...

my dad used to say 'well blow me down & call me shorty' and 'well saw my leg off!' when he was excited about something

I also was told the car was not a 'play purty'.

for me i wish i'd never heard 'clean for me dutch boy' from my own private idaho
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29360 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 10:34 am to
while playing golf, I regularly use:

"Why didnt you go to your home?"

"Soomebodys Cloooser."

"Happy learned how to putt. Uh oh."

I've even thrown in a "Suck my white arse, ball" a time or two.
Posted by LSUbacchus
Portland, Oregon
Member since Jul 2012
1662 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 11:04 am to
"That's what she said" Michael Scott
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 11:22 am to
Another one of my favorites from Animal House:

"You fricked up. You trusted us!"
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 11:23 am to
quote:

while playing golf, I regularly use:

"Why didnt you go to your home?"

"Soomebodys Cloooser."

"Happy learned how to putt. Uh oh."

I've even thrown in a "Suck my white arse, ball" a time or two.

i use: I spend more time in the sand than David hasselhoff.
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 11:25 am to
it puts the lotion on the skin.
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36449 posts
Posted on 8/27/13 at 11:49 am to
i legitimately use all of those every round ive ever played.

i say at least one superbad quote every day, so that's tough. everytime i drink, it's something from beerfest. it probably gets annoying, but frick everyone
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