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Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
I used the word "stuff" to make this a wide open thread. It could be a stupid piece of Tech, story plot, or whatever made a bond film even move ridiculous than they already are...

I just recently watched the Man with The Golden Gun and the Flying Car and Bond Doing a Twisting jump over a river are just a couple that comes to mind.

I realize the whole James Bond Genre is full of the unrealistic but I'm really looking for the cheesiest of the cheese.

I suspect Roger Moore Films will be well represented.
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Over the hill Madonna as an MI6 fencing instructor and doing the theme song for Die Another Day.


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Everything in Spectre


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Denise Richards being a rocket scientist


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Denise Richards being a rocket scientist


Dr. Christmas Jones.

The screenwriter totally just wanted to shoehorn the “Christmas comes once a year” joke into the movie by any means possible.


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Philzilla2k
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Twisting jump over a river

Is great, a real fricking stunt


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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
The entire Die Another Day movie


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Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff



Every

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Roger Moore


Film.


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PEEPO
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Die Another Day was when the Brosnan Bond films really jumped the shark.

Outrunning the big satellite laser thing in the ice, the surfing scene, etc.

The most ridiculous stuff before that was mostly found in the Roger Moore movies. Moonraker was sorta almost too much.


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Everything in Austin Powers.


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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
The whole of Moonraker was absurd.

Still love that movie though.


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Die Another Day Tsunami surfing


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Jizzy08
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Ball torture in casino royale


But in all seriousness, the entire Die Another Day movie is just ducking awful


Michael T. Tiger
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Yeah, but the slide whistle is absolutely cringe-worthy.

As bad as Die Another Day was with the invisible car, it had one of the best pre-title sequences of all-time.


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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Walking on gators in Live & Let Die.


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That henchman that offed people by throwing his shoe. Who does that? Honestly!


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The last 10 minutes of Moonraker.

It turns into a cartoon.

They escape being burned alive in a missle silo and then outrun the exhaust fire from the space shuttle...

And then Bond and this chick he's with steal one of the space shuttles and can suddenly fly one into space and then dock it at a space station that the whole wide world knows nothing about.

The movie was so hokey, you could even buy a Moonraker toy!
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Moonraker is the movie where the producers said, "okay how do we top the last film?"

"Lets just make James Bond able to do anything, a superhero, and every peril he easily escapes and makes a quip about it."

Moonraker is probably the godfather of the 80's Action one-liner movies.
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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the entire Die Another Day movie


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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
In The World is Not Enough, Bond kills like 2 dozen people and takes out a helicopter and multiple snow mobiles while skiing without a gun or any conventional weapon of any kind.
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