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Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff

Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:49 pm
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
7495 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:49 pm
I used the word "stuff" to make this a wide open thread. It could be a stupid piece of Tech, story plot, or whatever made a bond film even move ridiculous than they already are...

I just recently watched the Man with The Golden Gun and the Flying Car and Bond Doing a Twisting jump over a river are just a couple that comes to mind.

I realize the whole James Bond Genre is full of the unrealistic but I'm really looking for the cheesiest of the cheese.

I suspect Roger Moore Films will be well represented.
This post was edited on 11/29/20 at 1:53 pm
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:53 pm to
Over the hill Madonna as an MI6 fencing instructor and doing the theme song for Die Another Day.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11057 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:56 pm to
Everything in Spectre
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112279 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:05 pm to
Denise Richards being a rocket scientist
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:07 pm to
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Denise Richards being a rocket scientist


Dr. Christmas Jones.

The screenwriter totally just wanted to shoehorn the “Christmas comes once a year” joke into the movie by any means possible.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11057 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:31 pm to
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Twisting jump over a river

Is great, a real fricking stunt
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20759 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:54 pm to
The entire Die Another Day movie
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37247 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff



Every

quote:

Roger Moore


Film.


/thread
Posted by PEEPO
Member since Sep 2020
1820 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 3:49 pm to
Die Another Day was when the Brosnan Bond films really jumped the shark.

Outrunning the big satellite laser thing in the ice, the surfing scene, etc.

The most ridiculous stuff before that was mostly found in the Roger Moore movies. Moonraker was sorta almost too much.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22715 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 3:50 pm to
Everything in Austin Powers.
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
4830 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:06 pm to
The whole of Moonraker was absurd.

Still love that movie though.
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21688 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:17 pm to
Die Another Day Tsunami surfing
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11217 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:21 pm to
Ball torture in casino royale


But in all seriousness, the entire Die Another Day movie is just ducking awful
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8229 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:45 pm to
Yeah, but the slide whistle is absolutely cringe-worthy.

As bad as Die Another Day was with the invisible car, it had one of the best pre-title sequences of all-time.
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
616 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:46 pm to
Walking on gators in Live & Let Die.
Posted by Soul Gleaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
4026 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:50 pm to
That henchman that offed people by throwing his shoe. Who does that? Honestly!
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35451 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 5:23 pm to
The last 10 minutes of Moonraker.

It turns into a cartoon.

They escape being burned alive in a missle silo and then outrun the exhaust fire from the space shuttle...

And then Bond and this chick he's with steal one of the space shuttles and can suddenly fly one into space and then dock it at a space station that the whole wide world knows nothing about.

The movie was so hokey, you could even buy a Moonraker toy!


Moonraker is the movie where the producers said, "okay how do we top the last film?"

"Lets just make James Bond able to do anything, a superhero, and every peril he easily escapes and makes a quip about it."

Moonraker is probably the godfather of the 80's Action one-liner movies.
This post was edited on 11/29/20 at 5:24 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

the entire Die Another Day movie
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11057 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:13 pm to
Everything in Diamonds Are Forever
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:16 pm to
In The World is Not Enough, Bond kills like 2 dozen people and takes out a helicopter and multiple snow mobiles while skiing without a gun or any conventional weapon of any kind.
This post was edited on 11/29/20 at 6:17 pm
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