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SG_Geaux
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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just recently watched the Man with The Golden Gun and the Flying Car and Bond Doing a Twisting jump over a river are just a couple that comes to mind.


Except there was no CGI and they actually did those stunts.


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Athos
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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Die Another Day was when the Brosnan Bond films really jumped the shark.

Outrunning the big satellite laser thing in the ice, the surfing scene, etc.



Which is just so damn frustrating given how solid the opening sequence was. It was straight to shite after that.

Tomorrow Never Dies. The remote control Beamer is my entry for silliness.


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LEASTBAY
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Watched spy who loved me today. Jaws(the big guy with silver teeth) gets thrown into a tank with a huge shark. He proceeds to bite the shark to death.


Feral
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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Ball torture in casino royale


CR is my favorite Bond film, but the torture scene on the ship was both ridiculous and self-contradictory.

This is literally the first thing Le Chiffre says to Bond after they sit him down:

"You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure."

....And he then proceeds to torture 007 using an elaborate, odd and unconventional method.


JumpingTheShark
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
I think the point he’s making is why doesn’t anyone just frick with a guys balls because that hurts like shite.


FearlessFreep
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Mr Big’s demise in Live And Let Die.

Geoffrey Holder and the theme song made up for it though.

For all the grief Roger Moore gets, I actually thought For Your Eyes Only was one of the best in the series. It was actually about espionage. And it had the most realistic and low-key ending of any Bond film ever made.


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Tiger1242
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
The fact that in some movies he had a watch that could send/receive messages, call people, etc.... Ludacris!


Feral
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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I think the point he’s making is why doesn’t anyone just frick with a guys balls because that hurts like shite.

Maybe, but he could do that without swinging some weighted rope under a chair.

He even gives up after Bond tells him to F off and just starts to cut his nuts off.


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Michael T. Tiger
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Shame the movie in this instance is not at all like the book. Reality is that this was an attempt to cash in on Star Wars’ popularity.

At the end of The Spy Who Loved me, the credits boldly proclaim, “James Bond Will Return in For Your Eyes Only.” That got pushed to 1981, and Moonraker was fast tracked.


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Michael T. Tiger
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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Walking on gators in Live & Let Die.


At least it was a practical stunt.


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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
This doesn't really apply to the premise of the thread, but I was watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service the other day and the part when he was wearing the kilt cracked me up. When the girl stuck her hand up his kilt to write on his leg with the lipstick, Bond kind of perked up and the woman villain asked him how he was feeling. He said, "just a stiffness coming on...in my shoulder." This is my first watch through the old Bonds so I find it funny to catch all the not so subtle innuendos.


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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
The Diamonds are Forever radio spots sound like a James Bond parody...

Diamonds are Forever original radio spots (YouTube)


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CAD703X
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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Watched spy who loved me today. Jaws(the big guy with silver teeth) gets thrown into a tank with a huge shark. He proceeds to bite the shark to death.

you shut your whore mouth! jaws was badass!

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ShakeandBake
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Trying to convince moviegoers that Grace Jones was attractive.


Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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The fact that in some movies he had a watch that could send/receive messages, call people, etc.... Ludacris!


That is ludicrous. This is Ludacris:
Image: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbQrdBQHhK8x9qdYYcPKwvjpCUCh_xkLdMng&usqp=CAU


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DemonKA3268
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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Trying to convince moviegoers that Grace Jones was attractive.


You know Strange' was attractive


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CU_Tigers4life
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skrayper
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
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Man with The Golden Gun


To be fair, a golden gun would make a terrible weapon. Valuable for the gold, but anything beyond gold plated and it's going to be shitty. :)

Also, dumping Blofield into a smoke stack by catching his wheelchair with a helicopter always felt goofy to me.


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GetCocky11
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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Just watched From Russia With Love.

The shoe knife.


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