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re: Let's hear your best pitch for a TV show/movie that hasn't been developed yet

Posted on 1/23/19 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1077 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 3:59 pm to
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That would be uncomfortable to watch.



Almost as uncomfortable as your idea above of watching dudes jacking it?

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The Caterpillar

-If a guy jerks off or voluntarily "releases", he is kicked out.
Caveats: The men will have to be vetted to ensure they are sexually active heterosexuals.
Every participant male will need to be very attractive
This post was edited on 1/23/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 4:05 pm to
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Almost as uncomfortable as your idea above of watching dudes jacking it?





They don't have to show that shite. Just say on the next episode "Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris has been evicted for not being the master of his domain in the shower last night" (queue the sad walk out music as he leaves the house)

They'd have to absolutely show the the men pretending to be gay 24/7. The entire show would be about straight guys trying to be gay.


ETA:

The attractive part is so the hookers will actually be attracted to them. Gotta create some real sexual attention.

This post was edited on 1/23/19 at 4:07 pm
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 4:06 pm to
300 style movie about Poland vs the ottomans

comedy movie where 3 friends get stuck in a Renaissance fair
while tripping balls

Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15164 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 4:52 pm to
I'm a big fan of WWII era stuff. Would love to see a mini series covering the Manhatten Project.

Or something covering the Doolittle Raiders.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67112 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:04 pm to
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I just want to see Al Bundy and crew come back in Married with grandchildren.


It's called Modern Family...









































































































jk
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15164 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:15 pm to
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I just want to see Al Bundy and crew come back in Married with grandchildren.



I'd watch that. Even if it wasn't good.

A Home Improvement reunion film I'd watch too.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10420 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:03 pm to
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A. PETA would be all up in ya arse. 


Nah, they're just restraining the gorilla. No weapons, no killing. The gorilla's in no danger.

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2. You couldn't get insurance or union workers so you would have to film it overseas - probably Asia.


Pretty sure most insurance has a standard "silverback gorilla beatdown" clause built in. If all else fails we can just go to:



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III. The novelty of guys getting clipped by a gorilla would wear off before the end of the first season (so, you'd have to change it up to grizzly bears, wolverines, tigers, etc.)


I'm not sure it would. Some dudes on the OT who think they could take 4 friends and handcuff the gorilla...I could watch an awful lot of gorillas going in on them. Remember, you've got 60 minutes, you'll be able to profile the competitors.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12104 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:04 pm to
I think they should make a show and offer people a year’s salary if they’re willing to expose their entire internet history. Offer them twice as much if they’ll do it at church.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7399 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 7:18 am to
The eBay cereal killer.

He sells ceramic bobble head cats on eBay and then travels to the shipping addresses to murder the purchasers of said item months later.
Posted by bagboy333
Youngsville, LA
Member since May 2018
379 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 12:15 pm to
SEC Football recruiting. HBO series. Think of it as an extended series of the movie "The Program"

Young men make decisions that will impact their lives. Drama b/w coaches and assistants concerning tactics used. Implications of injuries and transferring to get playing time. Coaches are trying to create a legacy. Players trying to get paid. Girls looking for free rides or a relationship player can't commit to.

The two LSU players who shoot someone robbing them in an effort to sell electronics is absolutely and episode.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
7709 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:05 pm to
An Office-type show set in a funeral home.
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5007 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:18 pm to
A Bachelor type show, 19 gay guys and one straight guy have to spend time together on an island, point of the show is to expose who the straight guy is.

plot twist, theyre all straight, so they just spend the whole time trying to out-gay one another.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:35 pm to
With
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108562 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:36 pm to
In the year 2070, humanity destroys itself through nuclear annihilation. 70,000 years later, a spacecraft carrying cloned human embryos arrives on another Earth-like planet. At the age of 25, the Embryonics are awakened with knowledge and flashing memories of their previous lives on Earth. An AI called GANA has created a community and preestablished roles for them. As the series progresses, some of the Embryonics begin to doubt GANA as well as their memory flashes and what actually happened to humanity. This leads to rebellion against their creator and war between themselves.

I could see the concept lasting 5 seasons.
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 4:01 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108562 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:46 pm to
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Also I could see one of the men telling another man that he's the straight one and he'll split the $1 million if he helps him survive in the house. Then the other man would say he's the straight one. Then it would all begin to unravel.


Yeah, it’d fail two episodes in, if that.
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Keep Stirring
Member since Sep 2016
2607 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:50 pm to
Lord of the Rings, but with more nudity
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7709 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:54 pm to
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Lord of the Flies, but with more nudity


FTFBS

Fixed that for Bryan Singer
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22742 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:16 pm to
A reality show where Flat Earthers go on a journey to find the edge of the Earth.
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
Member since Oct 2016
20828 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 8:20 pm to
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The Amazing Tomato Show

For years, a child has been raised in an underground bunker, living a normal life except one thing - he has never seen a tomato.

Now released into the real world, cameras roll as we watch his reaction to seeing tomatoes for the very first time.

Lol somebody watches Impractical Jokers
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 8:48 pm to
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international waters



Isn't that where they had that Tyson/Secretariat fight?
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