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Just started Whale Wars...are these people fricking serious?

Posted on 6/21/11 at 5:45 pm
Posted by The Future
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts
Posted on 6/21/11 at 5:45 pm
These are some of the most delusional, crazy, people ive ever seen.

Also the captain is a giant poon. He's always telling people to go board the whaling ships, yet he never gets off of his fat arse.

I'm at the part when he gets 4 women to go board a ship of rough Japanese seamen. He says "they won't know how to react to a woman on their ship, it's full of men." seriously?? I'm assuming that they would probably do unspeakable things to them. This dude has to be the dumbest frick on the face of the planet.
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43837 posts
Posted on 6/21/11 at 5:52 pm to
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rough Japanese seamen

I chuckled. But I'm immature.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 6/21/11 at 5:54 pm to
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I chuckled. But I'm immature.

Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76681 posts
Posted on 6/21/11 at 6:16 pm to
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These are some of the most delusional, crazy, people ive ever seen.

Also the captain is a giant poon. He's always telling people to go board the whaling ships, yet he never gets off of his fat arse.
You just described liberals, the world over.
Posted by MSU Dawg
Member since Mar 2011
111 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 9:34 am to
Oh, you gotta watch the South Park episode of "Whale Whores"...It's probably close to an accurate depiction of "Whale wars" and their fat-arse captain.

(One of my favorite South Park episodes along with "All about the Mormans")

LINK
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19122 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 10:45 am to
I watched part of an episode where dude was all upset because the japs rammed his boat when he got in their way. It's like me being pissed at a train hitting my car because I parked it on the track. Dude was talking about how he almost died but it's all worth it if he can save just a single whale. Sounds like an even trade to me.
Posted by Ham Tonks
LA
Member since May 2009
4702 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 10:50 am to
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You just described liberals, the world over.

Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20764 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 11:02 am to
If you ever wanted to start cheering for whale hunters, watch this show. If you have to pick a side between the 2, it's hard to go with the idiot hippies.
Posted by Muahahaha
Ohio
Member since Nov 2005
5942 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 11:16 am to
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If you ever wanted to start cheering for whale hunters, watch this show. If you have to pick a side between the 2, it's hard to go with the idiot hippies.


This.

I am farthest thing from a bleeding heart liberal as you can get; however, I would never condone this action.
Posted by rollindaddy
Member since Jun 2010
1725 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:35 pm to
dont hate tha " hammer"...rat boy is classic!!
Posted by Los Tigres
Member since Jul 2010
337 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:49 pm to
Seriously, who gives a frick about the whales?
Posted by TexasTiger39
Member since Mar 2009
3671 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 4:19 pm to
They have a badass speed boat though.

I enjoy how all their toys (boats and helicopter) never work when they need them
Posted by The Future
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 4:31 pm to
I think the funniest part of the whole show is watching a bunch of Vegan hippies throw stink bombs and flour, and think they're actually doing something.

"oh that flour will make the deck slippery, that'll show em!!
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12065 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 6:46 pm to
Just wanted to recap last nights episode. Last night they deployed a prop fouler, it worked for the first time in the history of the show, and they left it tied to the inflatable boat.

So now a guy is going to almost die of hypothermia, and instead of huddling together for warmth everybody just stands around pointing at him asking if he's ok.

Oh and he wouldn't be nearly as bad off if the Bob Barker hadn't managed to get 5 hours away from the iceberg in about 2.5 hours time. How they pulled that off I'm still wondering.

So there it is, their most successful tactics to date may kill one of themselves. Oh yeah, and they felt the need to show the tracking device they planted on the Japanese ship. That thing probably could have stayed there 10 years undetected but they wanted to tell everybody about it so now the whalers can just scrape it off. Great job guys.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22082 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 6:55 pm to
I only caught the last fifteen minutes and I kept asking myself, "How the frick did they get 5 hours away from what is essentially a lifeboat?" By the time the Barker gets to them they will have been floating on open Arctic waters for 14 hours. If everyone keeps all their fingers, toes, ears, and noses I will be amazed.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12065 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 8:55 pm to
Why don't they at least take the guy that's dying in the one boat that's functioning. One of the fricking boats is fine! But they're just sitting there waiting for the slow arse Bob Barker to show up.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96053 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 10:28 pm to
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Why don't they at least take the guy that's dying in the one boat that's functioning. One of the fricking boats is fine! But they're just sitting there waiting for the slow arse Bob Barker to show up.



yeah i loled at that too.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64506 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 10:32 pm to
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Seriously, who gives a frick about the whales?


whales are pretty fricking awesome but these people are idiots
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44428 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 10:47 pm to
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These are some of the most delusional, crazy, people ive ever seen.



It's basically a show about a bunch of 8 year olds playing Navy. Only the 8 year olds are technically recognized as adults, they have real boats, and the "bad guys" also have real boats. And instead of playing in Billy's back yard they are playing in the middle of a freezing arse cold ocean where you die if you fall off the boat. How half of them haven't managed to get themselves killed by now, I do not know. Most likely the camera crews talk them out of a bunch of obviously stupid crap that they may have otherwise attempted to do.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9960 posts
Posted on 6/25/11 at 11:13 pm to
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Oh and he wouldn't be nearly as bad off if the Bob Barker hadn't managed to get 5 hours away from the iceberg in about 2.5 hours time. How they pulled that off I'm still wondering.



caught a current, and now it works against them trying to get back to them. He told them on the radio they were 5 hours away, three hours later they were four hours away. For the first time in the history of the show something actually worked as intended, then this happens
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