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re: Jurassic World: Battle At Big Rock (Possibly JW3 Teaser)

Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12715 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

I want the Jurassic Park Universe to eventually turn the planet into a live action dino-riders where people have learned to live beside dinosaurs to survive and dinos are used as mounting platforms for weapons of war by the surviving Earth factions.



I bet the dino riders creator wants that too.

Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:04 pm to
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After JW2 why the absolute frick anyone would ever go camping is beyond me.


Seemed like they were living there, not camping. And they said something about the dinosaurs not coming up that high.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22168 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:11 pm to
you must be a blast at parties.

And to any of y'all idiots....Check timestamp 1:52 and on. "Let me fire his double crossbow".....
This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41128 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:18 pm to
Is it too much to ask that one of the dinosaurs actually kill someone? How is it possible that an animal that big and powerful not WRECK SHOP on a damn trailer park full of people? Then, only to be thwarted by an 8 yr old with a double crossbow?
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12715 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:29 pm to
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.Check timestamp 1:52 and on. "Let me fire his double crossbow".


Checks timestamp at 6:56. yep, that's a regular cheap arse crossbow that shoots one bolt at a time.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:32 pm to
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Is it too much to ask that one of the dinosaurs actually kill someone?


Don't think I've seen a single Jurassic Park movie where they didn't.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42609 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 2:20 pm to
I figure that's how they end it.
The dinosaurs make it back to their old stomping grounds and all is well in the world.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71609 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:01 pm to
So why hasn't the government killed all the dinosaurs yet? Seems like that would've taken like a week for land based ones and mosasaurus since it would've been pretty easy to pick up on sonar.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39582 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:38 pm to
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So about 20 different dinosaurs escape that place from the last movie and they're they terrorizing earth? And mating? Where did all these extra dinosaurs come from?


I saw the director stated this is an "open source" crisis. Others began creating Dinos and things have gotten out of control.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39582 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:40 pm to
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Seemed like they were living there, not camping. And they said something about the dinosaurs not coming up that high.


Correct. They established a lot in 8 minutes.

Of course they were living there. They knew the neighbor camper so well he was hanging out with their kids. There was familial tension from living that way for a long time etc. It was all there.
This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 5:42 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12715 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:02 pm to
That has 2 limbs. Hers has 1.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72115 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:03 pm to
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Im guessing JW3 will be able humans having to now learn to live with the dinosaurs.
They only let out 10 or so dinosaurs and they were pretty much all different species.

They had no one to breed with.

Fallen Kingdom was a bad movie.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69093 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:13 pm to
I get that, but it is a short film. You have to suspend belief.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:49 pm to
JW3 is essentially a zombie movie with dinos replacing zombies.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13349 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 9:18 pm to
Those parents and kids were waaaaaaaay to chill when the Allosaurus showed up.

And guess what? Jr. is getting a pillow over his face to shut him up. frick singing. That little bastard is getting smothered.

The crossbow is a fully automatic, assault crossbow. An not fired by the redneck survivalist who would have been shooting like crazy at that thing the moment it bum-rushed their camper, but the small black girl.
This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 9:23 pm
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6349 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:08 pm to
Season 2 of Castle Rock looks legit.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71761 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:53 pm to
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but the small black girl


I was wondering how long it would take for one of you to be this specific. Honestly, I thought it would have been sooner.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17446 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 10:10 am to
Id kill for a decent jurassic world movie. Loved Jurrassic Park movies growing up and the jurassic worlds with their fake dinosaurs have been a let down.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17446 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 10:18 am to


yes, the scenes like this have ruined the legacy.

>

Stop forcing the action packed crap, the first Jurassic Park set the standard. Just give me normal fricking dinosaurs wrecking havoc in modern day California. How they reproduce so fast would obviously be a hole in the story but Id be willing to live with that one after the trash they dished out in the last one.
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 10:19 am
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