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Jason Bourne Official Trailer
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:29 pm
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:30 pm to dawgfan24348
The long awaited Bourne Redundancy!
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:39 pm to dawgfan24348
awww man i hope he finds a way to outsmart them
Posted on 4/21/16 at 5:07 am to dawgfan24348
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:22 am to Lima Whiskey
quote:
The long awaited Bourne Redundancy!
This. Just terrible. Greengrass is such a clown. Probably took him an afternoon to write that shitty script
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:31 am to Carson123987
Have you ever liked a movie?
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:34 am to dawgfan24348
I'm in. I love the Bourne series.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:36 am to Breesus
Yeah, I have a decent list in kingbob's thread
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:37 am to Breesus
He tried liking a movie once. Didn't feel right.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:38 am to dawgfan24348
I just can't imagine someone paying to see this movie in a theater.
I'm sure it will be somewhat entertaining if you ignore that its just the same thing as all the others, but this seems like a movie that should just go straight to HBO.
I'm sure it will be somewhat entertaining if you ignore that its just the same thing as all the others, but this seems like a movie that should just go straight to HBO.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:40 am to Salmon
quote:You can't imagine that someone has different tastes than you?
I just can't imagine someone paying to see this movie in a theater.
I'll go see it because (a) I like the Bourne series and (b) it's like $10 whole dollars.
This post was edited on 4/21/16 at 7:41 am
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:44 am to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
You can't imagine that someone has different tastes than you?
nope
and for shits, here is The Bourne Identity trailer
it hasn't aged very well
LINK
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:45 am to Salmon
quote:
You can't imagine that someone has different tastes than you?
quote:
nope
Welp.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:46 am to Breesus
I was hoping this movie would be more realistic.
INTRO
He get's married and is an abusive addict. Unable to escape his inner turmoil, he goes too far and beats his wife into a coma...
FADE TO BLACK
We hear a heart pounding.
The screen slowing lights up going from blurry to clear. Bourne's wife can be seen lying, alone, in the ICU. We still hear the heart pounding. In a rush, Bourne's wife wakes up gasping for air.
Once she comes to, she falls out of bed, pulls out the IV, and stumbles into the bathroom. Splashing water on her face she sees her own reflection. Older. Worn. Abused. All she feels now is RAGE.
She now knows her calling. Her Mission.
FADE TO BLACK
The rest of the movie would consist of spy hi-jinx and action movie one liners culminating in the final scene where she gags Jason Bourne, cuts his dick off, salts it, and feeds it to their pet ferret while making Jason watch. In the final scene we see a smile slowing appear on his face...
CREDITS
INTRO
He get's married and is an abusive addict. Unable to escape his inner turmoil, he goes too far and beats his wife into a coma...
FADE TO BLACK
We hear a heart pounding.
The screen slowing lights up going from blurry to clear. Bourne's wife can be seen lying, alone, in the ICU. We still hear the heart pounding. In a rush, Bourne's wife wakes up gasping for air.
Once she comes to, she falls out of bed, pulls out the IV, and stumbles into the bathroom. Splashing water on her face she sees her own reflection. Older. Worn. Abused. All she feels now is RAGE.
She now knows her calling. Her Mission.
FADE TO BLACK
The rest of the movie would consist of spy hi-jinx and action movie one liners culminating in the final scene where she gags Jason Bourne, cuts his dick off, salts it, and feeds it to their pet ferret while making Jason watch. In the final scene we see a smile slowing appear on his face...
CREDITS
This post was edited on 4/21/16 at 7:48 am
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:48 am to theunknownknight
:|
Posted on 4/21/16 at 7:49 am to Salmon
I'm a sucker for Bourne movies. I can't wait.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:16 am to dawgfan24348
Meet the new Bourne movie. Same as the old Bourne movie.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:34 am to Salmon
Holy shite the narrator to that trailer lol
Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:39 am to dawgfan24348
Can't wait, I love these movies.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:52 am to dawgfan24348
Looks awesome as usual.
Bourne would kick 007's arse.
Bourne would kick 007's arse.
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