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Is Armond White the GOAT film critic?

Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:24 pm
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:24 pm
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Toy Story 3 (99%): "Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination -- the usefulness of toys -- and strictly celebrates consumerism."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (97%): "Now that the Harry Potter series is over, maybe the truth can be realized: This has been the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises."

The Social Network: (96%) "Like one of those fake-smart, middlebrow TV shows, the speciousness of The Social Network is disguised by topicality. It's really a movie excusing Hollywood ruthlessness."

The Dark Knight (94%): "The generation of consumers who swallow this pessimistic sentiment can't see past the product to its debased morality. Instead, their excitement about The Dark Knight's dread (that teenage thrall with subversion) inspires their fealty to product."

Milk (94%): "A bizarre manipulation of the gay political impulse."

District 9: (91%): "District 9 represents the sloppiest and dopiest pop cinema -- the kind that comes from a second-rate film culture."

There Will Be Blood (91%): "'No!' is the first word spoken in There Will Be Blood, and it should be the last said in response to Paul Thomas Anderson's latest pretend epic."

Blue Valentine (88%): "Despite Blue Valentine's blatant sensememories of nakedness and affection, irritation and itch, what Gosling and Williams reveal about their own concepts of heterosexual experience is ultimately inane."

Clash of the Titans (28%): "Leterrier certainly shows a better sense of meaningful, economic narrative than the mess that Peter Jackson made of the interminable, incoherent Lord of the Rings trilogy."

Resident Evil Afterlife (26%): "If critics and fanboys weren't suckers for simplistic nihilism and high-pressure marketing, Afterlife would be universally acclaimed as a visionary feat, superior to Inception and Avatar on every level."


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I say yes.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:25 pm to
I disagree with a lot of his opinions but he is a great writer.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:48 pm to
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disagree with a lot of his opinions


I think that was the OPs point
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:59 pm to
some highlights from his "better than" list from 2016 LINK

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Wiener-Dog > The Lobster
Todd Solondz’s symbolic dachshund traverses three tales of human will, observing fragmentation nationwide with breathtaking boldness and humor; Yorgos Lanthimos’s self-congratulatory Kubrick-derivative nihilism mocks civilization.


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Batman v Superman > Deadpool
Zack Snyder continues to find depth in pop myths, making comic-book archetypes reveal our souls. But Tim Miller’s Edgar Wright–lite comic-book sarcasm defies and denies serious fun.


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Hacksaw Ridge, Knight of Cups, Voyage of Time > Silence
Mel Gibson professes faith the difficult way, by defending a conscientious objector’s war experience. Terrence Malick searches for faith in Hollywood (fiction) and throughout history (nonfiction). But Martin Scorsese’s latest protracted remake replaces their conviction and originality with a lapse of cinematic faith.


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Sully > Rogue One
Clint Eastwood celebrates true American heroism while reevaluating the cynical disbelief that has infected post-9/11 culture; Garth Edwards depicts the miasma of war as a dull Star Wars episode. An edifying entertainment for adults vs. ends-justifies-the-means propaganda for children of all ages.


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Aferim! > Captain America: Civil War
Radu Jude’s profane Romanian folktale is also an epic satire (in majestic black-and-white) of how a debased culture rationalizes terrorism, pain, and inhumanity. Marvel attempts the same with its superhero franchise, trivializing the concept of “civil war” the same way Bernie Sanders trivializes the concept of “revolution.”
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:02 am to


Is this dude the Skip Bayless of movie critics?
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 12:03 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:41 am to
Im always wary of writers that use semicolons and words like "archetypes."
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38160 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:33 am to
could he be any more transparent in wishing to be Pauline Kael
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:09 am to
He's a transparent troll. Not only that, he's a troll with only one bullet in his gun. His schtick is so tired, it's not even shocking or obnoxious anymore. It's boring.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38160 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:11 am to
didn't he throw a fit when another critic (Ebert maybe?) called him out on being a troll?

Here it is : LINK

This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 9:13 am
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
34684 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:27 am to
He was spot-on in his review of The Force Awakens though especially about how filmmaking started to decline after Star Wars was released in 1977.

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Everyone knows the Star Wars series peaked with that confrontation in The Empire Strikes Back (1980) between Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) and the villain, Darth Vader (played on screen by David Prowse, but voiced by James Earl Jones). The “Luke, I am your father” revelation resonated because it expressed how George Lucas, like his movie-brat peers (Coppola, Bogdanovich, Scorsese, Spielberg, De Palma) struggled with Sixties generational ambivalence. A father–son antagonism resounds through all their films as a reflection of Vietnam-era student protests and the privilege of those draft-dodging filmmaker progeny. Even Lucas, in his escapist outer-space mode, iterated the era’s unease, culminating in Luke’s fear and symbolic castration.

It’s seldom realized that the movie brats’ films are essentially conservative, politically speaking. Yet, in the new millennium, filmgoers’ superficial political awareness makes them nostalgic for Star Wars to maintain the gullibility of their youth. Longing for innocence is all that the insipidness of the latest sequel, The Force Awakens, signifies. When director J. J. Abrams re-stages that primal moment, he does it for brand recognition, but so unimaginatively that it feels hackneyed. Even though it’s meant to be painful for rabid Star Wars fanatics, it lacks mythological significance. Star Wars fans are not required to think metaphorically, so any Oedipal meaning is lost (although there is something of millennial ingratitude in the new filial confrontation), just as the original scene’s impact was ignored in subsequent sequels.

The new characters in The Force Awakens are banal. John Boyega’s black superhero, Finn, updates and restyles Han Solo’s jockish heroism — a cultural evolution that evokes Obama (“I was taken from a family I’ll never know”) for global commercialism. Boyega is appealing-enough to surpass the series’ previous racial tokens, Billy Dee Williams and Samuel L. Jackson, but he is subordinate to the new gallantry of Daisy Ridley’s Rey, who embodies the female empowerment denied to Princess (now General) Leia. Rey “leans in” when she grips the Skywalker light saber, so that feminists can rejoice at the Disney Corporation’s calculated political correctness (although Rey’s competence with weaponry contradicts liberals’ convenient attitudes toward gun control.)

By now we all should know that there’s nothing of adult interest in Star Wars. Even when it premiered back in 1977, the sci-fi premise and comic-book characters were eclipsed artistically by the visionary spirituality of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Yet the continued prominence of Star Wars signifies something that is politically serious, if not dreadful: The great renaissance of American filmmaking during the 1970s and its regeneration of film culture (when movies were seen as a vital means of approaching and understanding contemporary experience) were doomed by Star Wars’ pseudo-imaginative, non-campy rehash of escapist junk. Now, the rebooted, politically empty The Force Awakens suggests a boot stuck in the rear of film culture’s flabby remains.

TV-show runner J. J. Abrams brings his game-changing banality to the Star Wars franchise. He follows the template as originated by Lucas and appeals to adolescent thralldom, keeping the brand recognizable. The Force Awakens is paced better than Star Wars’ other dismal episodes, yet it’s even more impersonal. There’s no visual or spiritual excitement, as there was even in a cynical sci-fi product like Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. Abrams is making product to salute the cultural and economic status quo. With Star Wars, product has not only taken the place of art; it has replaced myth.



This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 9:33 am
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:37 am to
"Game-changing banality" is a non-sensical phrase. He uses it to sound smart, but something banal literally can;t be game-changing, as that's pretty much the opposite of what banal means.

Having a thesaurus doesn't make one insightful.
Posted by TIGERSTORM
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:03 am to
I would think it would be exhausting to be that contrarian all the time.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:48 am to
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Is this dude the Skip Bayless of movie critics


He's been very openly trying to be something like that for 20 years.

He very openly trolls.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42272 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:08 am to
His Rogue One review is great too. Star Wars fanboys will call it trolling because they can't take honest criticism but I think its a fair review.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:21 pm to
Jack and Jill > The Descendants

Adam Sandler’s affectionate, very broad, ethnic satire defies Alexander Payne’s smug denial of America’s ethnic history. Humility vs. Sanctimony

Adam Sandler’s comedies are not “dumb fun,” maybe that’s why they’re not in critics’ favor. Sandler’s hilarious new film Jack and Jill (in which he portrays both male and female fraternal twins), brings to mind the great line that Ernst Lubitsch’s classic 1946 female plumber comedy Cluny Brown “upset people who didn‘t like to admit they have plumbing.”

Jack and Jill reveals that Sandler’s best comedies (Grown Ups, Bedtime Stories, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and the great Spanglish) are really love stories. He explores affection without the class and gender guilt Judd Apatow hides behind (the distraction scuttled Apatow’s grandiose Funny People). Sandler’s willingness to appear “dumb” is what makes his films so cathartic. He thrives on being unembarrassed–the key to classic comedy going back to the Greeks.

Sandler, of course, always goes back to Jewishness. He may be the least ethnically abashed Jewish film comic outside the Borscht Belt which is Jack and Jill’s natural strength. Jack’s self-consciousness about Jill is rooted in Jewish comics’ proverbial self-deprecation (that’s why the twinship premise). Jill’s large features, gaucheness, petulance and unsophisticated ways are not anti-Jewish traits but the qualities that insecure, social-climbing ethnic groups usually evade.

In Jill drag, Sandler looks like young women you see on the subway; she’s a homely archetype. (Eddie Murphy has mastered this comic pride, especially in The Klumps and Norbit.) Credit Sandler’s subtle feminine caricature–especially in dancing and athleticism–that avoids making Jill clownish like Tyler Perry’s grotesque Madea. Perry’s career is based in parodying ethnic shame then edging into pride. In Jack and Jill Sandler embraces rude, crude and earthy in ways that Tyler Perry wouldn’t dare. Or would he?
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:38 pm to
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I would think it would be exhausting to be that contrarian all the time.


White has given plenty of positive reviews to well-reviewed movies.

Sully (85%)- This is the most affecting portrait of Americans at work since Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center. These faces are believably unglamorous; the actors convey convincing blue- and white-collar normalcy. Tom Hanks is in a “heroic” mode different from any he’s been in before, capturing the suppressed egotism of the real Sullenberger. This difficult trait gives distinction to Eastwood’s class-based survey, which includes not only the proficient ferry crews and scuba cops who came to Flight 1549’s rescue but also the NTSB’s bureaucratic hostility. (Note how Anna Gunn as a board adjudicator minimally conveys more credible career struggle than she did in her lame feminist vehicle Equity.) There’s a folkloric quality here that, on reflection of 9/11, is a moving reminder of human decency. It’s better than the mainstream media’s reflexive term “heroism.”

Hacksaw Ridge (86%)- Hacksaw Ridge provides a long-awaited cultural rejoinder to the violence in Saving Private Ryan, Steven Spielberg’s culture-shaking tribute to WWII martyrdom. But Spielberg’s film needn’t be the definitive WWII movie, and neither should Terrence Malick’s The Thin Red Line, Clint Eastwood’s diptych Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jimo, or Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds. Gibson forsakes the self-righteousness of those films and provides the substance — the reproof of violence — absent from all those movies that are so shamelessly geeked-up by the boyish excitement of fighting and death.

Arrival (94%)- As a science-fiction film with political undertones, Arrival improves on the 2009 District 9, in which an alien orb also hovered above Earth and panicked civilization. Arrival is distinguished by its spiritual overtones, a hallmark of director Denis Villeneuve, who uses the sci-fi scenario to examine the philosophical tensions felt by his characters. Linguistics professor Dr. Louise Banks (Amy Adams) is forced to rethink everything she knows and has experienced when she and physicist-mathematician Ian Donnelly (Jeremy Renner) are enlisted by the U.S. government to help decode messages and communicate with the aliens. Villeneuve’s psychological emphasis differs from the shrillness of District 9’s post-Apartheid scenario, a silly conceit that did not live up to the speculative potential of sci-fi. The moody introspection and intricate plot design of Arrival make it District 9 for adults.


Hell or High Water (98%)- All genre movies are contrived, but both Hell or High Water and Blood Father dramatize genuine emotion. Chris Pine’s intense, suffering movie-star blue eyes (as bright and romantic as Gibson’s used to be) match the gravity of Bridges’s and Birmingham’s lived-in humor and cynicism. Their complicated differences meet in a final scene — a moral draw — that defines how we live today.

Jackie (87%)- Natalie Portman’s impersonation of Jacqueline Kennedy in the movie Jackie explores the emotional balancing act of a famous woman, wife of the most powerful man in the world, intimate witness to his murder, and inadvertent political player on the field of decorum that was her lot in life. The film itself is a project teetering between fact and legend. Portman empathically portrays the eternal pop icon as someone who was deprived of ever having a private moment. So, every scene — setting out the terms of an interview to a journalist or screaming to the universe from the back seat of a blood-strewn limousine — calls for an existential examination. It’s a tour de force that works precisely because it doesn’t have to be totally convincing, just insightful.


Hidden Figures (93%)- No one had measured for progress as the NASA prepared for the computer age, and another good metaphor shows a doorway being enlarged for the mammoth in-coming IBM computers. Hidden Figures isn’t a ground-, ceiling-, door-, or wall-breaking movie, but it entertains through its cast’s charm. Spencer eases into the matriarch role with comic toughness. Henson, recently of the trashy TV series Empire, finally plays a human being who takes some personal responsibility. Monáe lends sass to social determination. While Hidden Figures doesn’t address the issues of intelligence and gender roles with the depth and ingenuity of Akeelah and the Bee, the filmmakers avoid sanctimony and show no sense of entitlement. Their approach to history is on a human scale, so that the scene where Henson enters the sanctum of white mathematicians and sits alone, with no one talking to her, becomes emblematic of “progress” among the enlightened class. (But the running gag of Henson’s trekking outside for lavatory breaks doesn’t work. The accompanying song “I don’t want a free ride / I’m just sick and tired of running” is pseudo-soulful grandstanding.)
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