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re: "I'll have a Appletini and the girliest drink in the house"
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:02 am to TDTGodfather
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:02 am to TDTGodfather
J.D.: Dr. Kelso. The doc here has been telling me that you have some great stories. I wouldn't mind hearing one sometime.
Dr. Kelso: Oh what the hell. Back in '68 I don't like you. The end.
Dr. Kelso: Oh what the hell. Back in '68 I don't like you. The end.
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Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:03 am to TDTGodfather
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Turk: I'm black. God knew that my people would go through struggles, so He gave us a lifetime supply of cool to compensate. Just like He knew that white people would be rhythmically challenged, so He gave y'all this dance. *does Carlton dnace from Fresh Prince of Bel Air*
Dr. Cox: (skeptically) You're black? Because last time I checked you have a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. These, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. And, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP and if you don't know what that stands for, it's the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People...and quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans", but then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the N Quad A or 'Naaaaaah', and I know, this probably sounds like a digression, but actually leads me back to my point: do I think you're black? Naaaaaaahhhhhh!
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:04 am to TDTGodfather
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:09 am to LSUMJ
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J.D.'s narration: Okay. Time to connect with the new Chief using a picture of my son and some brilliant acting.
Taylor: Oh, is that your boy?
J.D.: What's that? Oh yeah. His name is Sam.
Taylor: I have a daughter of my own.
J.D.'s narration: It's working. Now seal the deal with a follow-up question. But nothing too personal.
J.D.: Did you deliver vaginally?
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:19 am to TDTGodfather
Brilliant show. Every single episode delivered.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:20 am to White Shadeaux
Carla: Turk, why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer!
Turk: You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer!
This post was edited on 4/25/13 at 10:22 am
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:22 am to TigerAlumni2010
Vaginally, or not.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:23 am to TDTGodfather
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:24 am to White Shadeaux
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Brilliant show. Every single episode delivered.
One of the best ever and I stand by saying it had the best Series Finale of any comedy ever.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:27 am to CP3LSU25
No doubt. I dont think that can be disputed
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:27 am to wildtigercat93
J.D.: [thinking] Oh, my God, I just said slave to my black girlfriend!
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:28 am to EarthwormJim
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J.D.: [thinking] Oh, my God, I just said slave to my black girlfriend!
with that wide eyed "ahhhhh" look on his face.
hahaha
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:34 am to Tiger1242
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:44 am to CP3LSU25
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One of the best ever and I stand by saying it had the best Series Finale of any comedy ever.
Which is why I was so mad when they did that shitty new Scrubs
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:47 am to Tiger1242
Ted: I'll never get a raise without the help of senior staff like yourself.
Dr. Kelso: Not a chance, Ted.
Ted: Well you did what you could.
Dr. Kelso: Not a chance, Ted.
Ted: Well you did what you could.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 10:55 am to EarthwormJim
Dr. Cox: Okay, think of what little patience I have as... oh, I don't know... your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends... well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of "About Last Night" and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 11:09 am to happyhappyjoyjoy
I believe ANY Dr. Cox rant is incredible and quote worthy.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 11:13 am to White Shadeaux
Carla: Turk! We're gonna have kids soon. We're supposed to be a team! That means you occasionally have to listen to me and believe in my opinion! Like, what if we have a daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced?
Turk: Irrelevant. We're not having a daughter.
Carla: Okay. What if we have a son and he wants to take dance class, even though all his friends are playing football?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to... He can leave his friends behind... "'Cause his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!"
Turk: Irrelevant. We're not having a daughter.
Carla: Okay. What if we have a son and he wants to take dance class, even though all his friends are playing football?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to... He can leave his friends behind... "'Cause his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!"
Posted on 4/25/13 at 11:24 am to Tiger1242
quote:the med school season has no implications on how good the scrubs series was. it takes nothing away from it and it got a bad rap because people couldn't separate it from the original series. it actually got pretty good when it hit it's stride and they phased out the ridiculously enhanced gay version of jd. I wish it would've got a fair shot
Which is why I was so mad when they did that shitty new Scrubs
Posted on 4/25/13 at 11:26 am to Fearthehat0307
I watched it recently on Netflix. And as a stand-alone series, it was pretty funny. Better than most crap on TV.
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