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"I'll have a Appletini and the girliest drink in the house"
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:21 am
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:21 am
"Two Appletinis coming right up"
That's right, it's a Scrubs quote thread
That's right, it's a Scrubs quote thread
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Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:28 am to Tiger1242
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:29 am to Tiger1242
Bitches, huh? What're you gonna do?
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:31 am to Tiger1242
Carla: Your hair smells like Elliot's.
J.D.: Well, your breath smells like chimichangas!
Carla: Was that racist?
Elliot: Well, it depends. Did you have chimichangas for breakfast?
Carla: ...Maybe.
J.D.: Well, your breath smells like chimichangas!
Carla: Was that racist?
Elliot: Well, it depends. Did you have chimichangas for breakfast?
Carla: ...Maybe.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:31 am to Tiger1242
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR???
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:31 am to Tiger1242
Dude, that was a long one. You okay?
You're going to be a horrible father!
Appletini please, easy on the tini.
And we're back!
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
You're WRONG You're WRONG.
You're going to be a horrible father!
Appletini please, easy on the tini.
And we're back!
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
You're WRONG You're WRONG.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:33 am to craigbiggio
quote:
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR???
one of my favorite lines in the whole show.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:34 am to alajones
Dr. Moyer: You called me in from home to do an abdomile CAT scan that could wait until Monday morning? Well guess what? It's not happening.
J.D.: Look, Dr. Moyer...
Dr. Moyer: These are my machines!
Carla: Sir...
Dr. Moyer: My machines!
Turk: Whose machines?
Dr. Moyer: They're my machines!
J.D.: [to Turk] How is that helpful?
J.D.: Look, Dr. Moyer...
Dr. Moyer: These are my machines!
Carla: Sir...
Dr. Moyer: My machines!
Turk: Whose machines?
Dr. Moyer: They're my machines!
J.D.: [to Turk] How is that helpful?
This post was edited on 4/25/13 at 9:35 am
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:35 am to craigbiggio
THESE ARE MY MACHINES!!!
_________________________
Ding! Things Jordan says during sex!
Eta:beat me to it
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Ding! Things Jordan says during sex!
Eta:beat me to it
This post was edited on 4/25/13 at 9:37 am
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:36 am to alajones
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:37 am to Tiger1242
I recognize that limp.
Knife wrench...for kids.
Dear lord, my brilliance has become a burden...get back with me.
Knife wrench...for kids.
Dear lord, my brilliance has become a burden...get back with me.
This post was edited on 4/25/13 at 9:38 am
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:37 am to OnCampusTiger
Show is goofy and overrated
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:37 am to OnCampusTiger
J.D.: Ohh, right - your imaginary warning light. Don't be mad, Perry - this day was bound to come. See, I've studied you. I've taken your best qualities and my best qualities and I've combined them into something even better. Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined to become an "Arnold Palmer." Incidentally, has anyone ever done less to become famous? I mean, "Yay for me - I mixed two drinks together!"
Dr. Cox: Arnold Palmer is a golfer.
J.D.: I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul.
Dr. Cox: Arnold Palmer is a golfer.
J.D.: I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:38 am to Tiger1242
Dr. Kelso: I've let this whole new look thing slide the last few months, but now that your colleagues are beginning to complain I'm going to give you the same advice I give my son every morning. Lose the makeup! Get a haircut! And stop using my razor to shave your fun zone!
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:39 am to alajones
JD: It looks like it may be benign.
Janitor: Eh, be nine, be nine and a half.
Thanks a latte!
Janitor: Eh, be nine, be nine and a half.
Thanks a latte!
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:39 am to SLafourche07
quote:
The Janitor: I don't want to clean this up. Nurse
Laverne Roberts: Then you picked the wrong day to be the janitor.
This could go on forever
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:40 am to SLafourche07
quote:
"I'll have a Appletini and the girliest drink in the house" JD: It looks like it may be benign. Janitor: Eh, be nine, be nine and a half. Thanks a latte!
One of my favorites
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:47 am to CP3LSU25
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:58 am to EarthwormJim
What has two thumbs and does not give a crap Bob Kelso how ya doing
Posted on 4/25/13 at 9:59 am to EarthwormJim
quote:
Dr. Kelso: I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?
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