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If you could be lord of one of the Seven Kingdoms...
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:09 am
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:09 am
Which would you pick and why?
For me it's a toss-up between the Reach and the Vale. Do I want to be rich, fat, and happy or nearly unassailable and slightly less rich?
I'd probably go with the former.
ETA: A map for those who might be in need. And for fairness' sake let's count the Iron Islands and the Riverlands as one, since they were originally one kingdom and no one would pick one or the other otherwise.
For me it's a toss-up between the Reach and the Vale. Do I want to be rich, fat, and happy or nearly unassailable and slightly less rich?
I'd probably go with the former.
ETA: A map for those who might be in need. And for fairness' sake let's count the Iron Islands and the Riverlands as one, since they were originally one kingdom and no one would pick one or the other otherwise.
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 9:33 am
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Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:12 am to Decisions
King's Landing
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:15 am to Decisions
Highgarden
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:16 am to Decisions
Would want to be an Umber or a Tarley or something so I could just switch allegiances if my side was losing.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:21 am to Decisions
Westerlands because that is where all the Gold mines are. On the TV show tywin says the gold mines are barren but there is not evidence that that is true in the books.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:28 am to Decisions
Whichever one allows me to bang Sansa every night
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:37 am to Decisions
Dorne- they were never conquered
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:38 am to CBandits82
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Highgarden
This, it's not even debatable.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:41 am to craigbiggio
Dorne or the Vale
Both are difficult to conquer.
Both are difficult to conquer.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:45 am to Decisions
I’d want to be a Lannister.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:50 am to Decisions
Highgarden, by leaps and bounds. Good weather without being hot-blooded and overly-emotional like the "how you say? ah yes!" swarthy bisexual figs of Dorne - fertile, plentiful food, slutty liberal women, art, music and shitloads of wine. There's a reason the original lord Garth strangely resembles Bacchus.
The Reach is where it's at.
The Reach is where it's at.
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 9:54 am
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:54 am to Decisions
You want to be one of the Wardens (minus Winterfell and the Vale bc frick it's cold), more power, so it's either Casterly Rock or Highgarden. Give me the Westerlands. You can still mine for gold when there is a long winter and nothing grows. Plus every other house knows not to screw with you.
*All assuming conditions are pre-twincest
*All assuming conditions are pre-twincest
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 9:57 am
Posted on 5/1/18 at 9:57 am to blueboy
I don't see the Reach or the Vale on the map.
Nevermind. I'm a dingbat
Nevermind. I'm a dingbat
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 9:59 am
Posted on 5/1/18 at 10:02 am to blueboy
You make quite the compelling case.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 10:07 am to Decisions
The Vale or Dorne. Probably Dorne. Better weather and merchant options being so close to Essos. Also not very easy to assail because of the mountain range and desert to the West.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 10:15 am to LoveThatMoney
Dorne. The Starks keep blathering on that winter is coming, and I'm not a fan of shoveling snow.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 10:33 am to Decisions
Dorne has the hottest and craziest bitches.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 10:38 am to Jizzy08
High Garden is a good pick.
I would argue that the Riverlands are strategically placed. You would own Riverrun, Harrenhall, and the Twins... But frick the Freys
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 10:45 am
Posted on 5/1/18 at 10:40 am to Decisions
The Vale is by far the hardest to overthrow and it has one of the best armies. Highgarden would probably be the most fun though.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 11:02 am to Decisions
Dorne, 100%. those Dornish women, my God 
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