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How ridiculous are Steven Segal movies?

Posted on 6/5/20 at 8:18 am
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 8:18 am
This guy breaks it down.

YouTube Video
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 8:49 am to
Watching him run, lol
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 8:56 am to
That was pretty good
Posted by AyyyBaw
Member since Jan 2020
1059 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:04 am to
I love Out for Justice and Under Siege. They are hilarious, but still love em.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:05 am to
Posted by Yat27
Austin
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:06 am to
"Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!"
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
79130 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:09 am to
honestly im not even sure how steven segal is even a martial arts movie star

dude is slow, fat and has terrible footwork
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16484 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:12 am to
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How ridiculous are Steven Segal movies?


What about the movie titles? I loved how he already had Out For Justice and Hard to Kill then started recycling titles and went with Out For a Kill
Posted by wartiger2004
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:16 am to
It's just cheesy awesomeness
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:19 am to
quote:

dude is slow, fat and has terrible footwork

He didn't use to be slow and fat.

Plus, he knows Aikido. It was thought, when he first started making movies, that was really, really cool.

Also... he hold American, Serbian AND Russian citizenship.

His early movies were, simply put, awesome.
This post was edited on 6/5/20 at 9:24 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:23 am to
quote:

How awesome are Steven Segal movies?


Fify
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:31 am to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39188 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:37 am to
Under Siege was awesome

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:53 am to
that was awesome!
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
1347 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:08 am to
as a kid, one of my go to insults came from "out for justice".

"cause hes a chicken shite frickin pussy a-hole"
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12356 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:11 am to
On Deadly Ground might be the worst movie ever made. It's just awesomely horrible. Poor Michael Caine, at least he got a check.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29153 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:15 am to
I personally liked Executive Decision
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15095 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Watching him run, lol


Yep, he runs like a fat chick on her period.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:41 am to
quote:

On Deadly Ground might be the worst movie ever made. It's just awesomely horrible. Poor Michael Caine, at least he got a check.


What is the essence of a man?

Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10413 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:52 am to


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