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Have we discussed Moonfall and how bad it is?

Posted on 12/23/22 at 1:26 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 1:26 pm
Moonfall is a 2022 movie that has plenty of acting talent. Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, John Bradley, Christopher Plumber, Donald Sutherland, Michael Pena, Kelly Reilly, etc

The plot is that "something" has affected the moon and made it change its orbit path so now it is on a countdown to collide with earth. That should be enough to get you going

They have been showing this movie on HBO as of late. It is astonishing how a movie could have that much acting talent and be as utterly bad as this movie is.



Mash for da trailer



ETA: Nevermind I did a search. As usual, you guys were all over this one



This post was edited on 12/23/22 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95542 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:15 pm to
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Halle Berry


Aging well, sexy as hell, not a bad actress by any means, but can someone tell me the last time she picked a good script/project? I mean, she was in the 3rd John Wick movie, but before that?

Most of it isn't "Catwoman" bad, but there is A LOT of "meh" going all the way back to Monster's Ball. A LOT.
This post was edited on 12/23/22 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
3202 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:42 pm to
The idea: the moon is hollow and an alien satellite. Conspiracy theory. Great baseline for an exciting science fiction movie.

The movie you get: Moon Fall. What the ever loving f*ck!?!
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156474 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:46 pm to
Yeah I had actually never heard of it and stumbled across it on tv one night. So I watched it. And man, was it bad. Like it wasn’t even “this is so stupid it’s kinda interesting/good.” It was just plain bad start to finish.

Agree that the premise is at least fascinating from a plot standpoint. But the execution was laughably bad and not in a good way at all.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70380 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:27 pm to
It thinks it’s a franchise
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77513 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:32 pm to
I downloaded this a while back and haven’t gotten around to watching it. I guess I can delete it
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33814 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:33 pm to
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The idea: the moon is hollow and an alien satellite. Conspiracy theory.
I'll need to know how Kyrie sees this before I can comment.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71031 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:11 pm to
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I downloaded this a while back and haven’t gotten around to watching it. I guess I can delete it



Im just gonna warn you. They dont have a vehicle to launch to space to save the world, so 3 of them come up with a idea to get a space shuttle out of a museum and fly it to the moon. In just a couple days. They just beat the tsunami. Actually it gets a bath on the way up. No shite
This post was edited on 12/24/22 at 5:31 am
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109128 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:54 pm to
You watched that?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109128 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:56 pm to
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It thinks it’s a franchise


Yep, it joins Skyline in the shitty sci-fi franchise.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77513 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 6:02 pm to
Well shite now I have to watch that silliness
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71031 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 5:32 am to
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Well shite now I have to watch that silliness



I will be anxiously expecting your review.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156474 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 10:06 am to
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I downloaded this a while back and haven’t gotten around to watching it. I guess I can delete it

Honestly, as bad as it is I don’t regret watching it. The hollow moon stuff is actually fairly well done and it sort of introduced me to the hollow moon theory, which I had never really heard before.

So the inner moon looks cool.

But it is bad, so be forewarned.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17845 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 12:31 pm to
The idea of the movie is actually pretty cool. Everything that happens in the movie is just silly. I can normally turn my brain off and enjoy shite like that but this was just too much.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12909 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 7:51 pm to
It's SyFy Channel bad
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74202 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 8:04 pm to
To me it's like Battlefield earth. So bad is actually worth watching.

The plot was all over the place.
Nasa had a lot of control.

I liked the concept of the moon being a Dyson Sphere.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77513 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:59 pm to
Here we go. We just lost Marcus
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77513 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:06 pm to
The moon is a megastructure
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
27309 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77513 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:49 pm to
The fricking moon was correcting its orbit by itself?
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