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re: Funniest Movie One-Liners ever!
Posted on 6/10/12 at 12:11 am to Ibleedblackandgold
Posted on 6/10/12 at 12:11 am to Ibleedblackandgold
They Live
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick arse. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick arse. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
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Posted on 6/10/12 at 12:46 am to la_birdman
quote:
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick arse. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
Posted on 6/10/12 at 12:53 am to tadelatt
Airheads- The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "Lone Ranger"?
Austin Powers - There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
History of the World Part 1 - We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly.
What About Bob? - Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 - Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Austin Powers - There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
History of the World Part 1 - We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly.
What About Bob? - Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 - Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Posted on 6/10/12 at 12:56 am to tadelatt
One of the Naked Gun movies:
"I like my sex like basketball. One on one and with as little dribbling as possible."
"I like my sex like basketball. One on one and with as little dribbling as possible."
Posted on 6/10/12 at 8:48 am to tadelatt
"You stay classy San Diego"
"Ugh milk was a bad choice"
"Ugh milk was a bad choice"
Posted on 6/10/12 at 9:22 am to TigerNugget
"Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."
Posted on 6/10/12 at 11:01 am to la_birdman
"THERE Wolf!
THERE Castle!"
"If you don't chew Big Red then f*ck you!"
"Did you see a pack of Trojans?"
"Naw, I just ran out!"
"You made a fool out of Hitler!"
"He didn't need our help."
"I'm writing a human interest piece."
"I'd love for your piece to be on me."
"If my cock could pray, I'd be a much more religious man."
"Can you say 'dickscicle'"?
THERE Castle!"
"If you don't chew Big Red then f*ck you!"
"Did you see a pack of Trojans?"
"Naw, I just ran out!"
"You made a fool out of Hitler!"
"He didn't need our help."
"I'm writing a human interest piece."
"I'd love for your piece to be on me."
"If my cock could pray, I'd be a much more religious man."
"Can you say 'dickscicle'"?
Posted on 6/10/12 at 1:56 pm to kingbob
Blazing Saddles
Bart: "Man drink like that and don't eat is gonna die."
Jim: "When?"
Bart: "Man drink like that and don't eat is gonna die."
Jim: "When?"
Posted on 6/10/12 at 4:48 pm to HerbEaverstinks
animal house
"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
snatch
vinny "this here is tyrone. Hes put get away driver."
sol "what the frick can he get away from".
major league
tb"that ball wouldnt have been out of every park"
cs" oh yeah. Name one."
ws" yellowstone?"
van wilder
"oh those wacky kids and their...venerial diseases"
dogma
"ooh i get it holy bartender" this is spouted about 10 minutes after the joke was told.
talladega nights
"im all jacked up on mountain dew and ill be all over your old arse chip, like a spider monkey"
get him to the greek
"rub the wall bitch"
sarah marshall
"bullshite, bullshite,bullshite im aldous snow"
so many, so little time.
"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
snatch
vinny "this here is tyrone. Hes put get away driver."
sol "what the frick can he get away from".
major league
tb"that ball wouldnt have been out of every park"
cs" oh yeah. Name one."
ws" yellowstone?"
van wilder
"oh those wacky kids and their...venerial diseases"
dogma
"ooh i get it holy bartender" this is spouted about 10 minutes after the joke was told.
talladega nights
"im all jacked up on mountain dew and ill be all over your old arse chip, like a spider monkey"
get him to the greek
"rub the wall bitch"
sarah marshall
"bullshite, bullshite,bullshite im aldous snow"
so many, so little time.
Posted on 6/10/12 at 4:53 pm to tadelatt
DEF LEPPARD SUCKS!
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