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Posted on 12/27/17 at 6:54 pm to nerd guy
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It has emelia clarke, so i'm not.
I’d lick her colon
Posted on 12/27/17 at 6:56 pm to Run Ultra
I just can’t believe, of all the possible Star Wars stories, they picked this one.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 6:57 pm to Run Ultra
You guys have it all wrong. This won't be a women's power movie.
Here's my prediction:
Han and Lando are often seen discussing the intricacies of having a gay interracial relationship in cloud city, which is ruled by a guy who's name is just Donald Trump and he's always ranting about Wookies needing to stay on their own planet. By the end of the movie, Trump is defeated and Lando wins the election to rule cloud city. His first order of business is to open the borders to the Wookies and make gay marriage legal.
Chewbacca is going to be a gay analogy made fun of by the other Wookies for being a big softy who hates violence. Han befriends him and they share a passionate kiss before Lando comes and they have a three way suck fest. It's a really graphic and brave scene.
Then they give the Falcon to some random girl who makes the Kessel Run and Jaba is revealed to be a huge opponent of gay marriage who put out bounty hunters to shut down the galaxies cutest love story.
The last scene is Han going to confront Lando's violent ex boyfriend turned gay basher, Greedo, and as he walks into Mos Eisley Cantina he clutches the feminist rainbow flag he always carries in his pocket for strength. He is seen putting it back into his pocket next to his black lives matter flag as the credits roll.
Here's my prediction:
Han and Lando are often seen discussing the intricacies of having a gay interracial relationship in cloud city, which is ruled by a guy who's name is just Donald Trump and he's always ranting about Wookies needing to stay on their own planet. By the end of the movie, Trump is defeated and Lando wins the election to rule cloud city. His first order of business is to open the borders to the Wookies and make gay marriage legal.
Chewbacca is going to be a gay analogy made fun of by the other Wookies for being a big softy who hates violence. Han befriends him and they share a passionate kiss before Lando comes and they have a three way suck fest. It's a really graphic and brave scene.
Then they give the Falcon to some random girl who makes the Kessel Run and Jaba is revealed to be a huge opponent of gay marriage who put out bounty hunters to shut down the galaxies cutest love story.
The last scene is Han going to confront Lando's violent ex boyfriend turned gay basher, Greedo, and as he walks into Mos Eisley Cantina he clutches the feminist rainbow flag he always carries in his pocket for strength. He is seen putting it back into his pocket next to his black lives matter flag as the credits roll.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:33 pm to Run Ultra
I won't be seeing this pile of shite.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:40 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I just have no interest. It won’t be the same without Ford, and Solo’s backstory is not something anyone was wondering about.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:42 pm to biglego
Exactly
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:48 pm to biglego
What if they make Han and Lando gay lovers? 
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:49 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I have no interest in cash grab flicks...no thanks. Give me Vader murdering folks post ROTS and we can talk
Eta: it's peek btw
Eta: it's peek btw
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 7:55 pm to HailToTheChiz
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What if they make Han and Lando gay lovers?
Would be funny
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 8:17 pm to lsuguy84
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Give me Vader murdering folks post ROTS and we can talk
I’d see Shadows of the Empire. The book was really good. Ya know, back when Vadar was a bad arse and Luke wasn’t a loser.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:12 pm to Run Ultra
“I got a bad feeling about this.”
I’m trying to be optimistic but I really loath Donald Glover and he’s cast as Lando, a character I admire a lot and Han is being played by some dude I literally don’t know at all.
I’m trying to be optimistic but I really loath Donald Glover and he’s cast as Lando, a character I admire a lot and Han is being played by some dude I literally don’t know at all.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:47 pm to wildtigercat93
Unpopped collar
Cool pimp cape, though
Cool pimp cape, though
Posted on 12/27/17 at 9:58 pm to Parmen
quote:
I really loath Donald Glover
Why? He seems cool.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 10:00 pm to biglego
quote:
I’d lick her colon
I don't get how people think Emelia Clarke is so hot, she looks like a fricking child.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 10:01 pm to Tom288
She’s gorgeous
Posted on 12/27/17 at 10:27 pm to biglego
I prefer Qui-Gon Story movie
Posted on 12/27/17 at 10:38 pm to WeBleedCrimson
I want to see a mashup of Wolf of Wall Street and the Trade Federation.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 10:50 pm to Tom288
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I don't get how people think Emelia Clarke is so hot, she looks like a fricking child.
You’re gay
Posted on 12/27/17 at 11:07 pm to Run Ultra
I can't believe Disney is actually going to go through with this. They're actually going to make a backstory movie about two of the coolest, most iconic characters in cinematic history (which no one asked for) and recast the roles (which is ridiculously impossible).
It'd be like making a Terminator prequel with a different actor in Arnold's role, or making a Casablanca spinoff about Rick Blaine's backstory.
So fricking stupid.
It'd be like making a Terminator prequel with a different actor in Arnold's role, or making a Casablanca spinoff about Rick Blaine's backstory.
So fricking stupid.
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 11:09 pm
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