re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode

Rental car agent: Next please.

Elaine: Well, go, go.

Agent: Can I help you? Name please?

Jerry: Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a mid-size, and she's a small. I'm
kidding around, of course.

Agent: Okay, let's see here.

Jerry: Sixty-six years old?

Elaine: Yeah, well, he's in perfect health. He works out, he's vibrant. You'd
really like him.

Jerry: Why do people always say that? I hate everyone, why would I like him?

Elaine: What do you think, would you go out with a sixty-six year old woman?

Jerry: Well, I'll tell you, she would have to be really vibrant. So vibrant,
she'd be spinning.

Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.

Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?

Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the
reservation.

Agent: I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to
take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and
that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody
can just take them.

Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.

The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen
speaking with someone.

Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?

Elaine: What?

Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking
to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.

Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm
not really saying anything at all?

Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought
I was checking with you.

Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.

The agent returns.

Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.

Agent: But we do have a compact if you would like that.

Jerry: Fine.

Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you
like insurance?

Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell
out of this car.

The Soup Nazi

The Airport (when Jerry flies 1st class and Elaine is stuck in coach)

The Hamptons

The Non-Fat Yogurt

there are way too many great ones to pick a favorite

Seinfeld isn't really about episodes, its about scenes. So you really most people just pick the episode their favorite scene is in.

But "Man Hands" is my favorite, because all 4 stories are hilarious:

1) Elaine dating Bizarro Jerry
2) George dating the Supermodel
3) Kramer working...for free (I fall off the couch when he opens his suitcase full fo crackers)
4) and of course Jerry dating "Man Hands"

"The frogger"

The scene where George is moving the game through the traffic shot from above is money...

George: I've been training for this my whole life.

How bout when Crazy Joe Davola kicked Kramer in the head and Newman's helmet saved his life....and then Davola goes after Jerry (all because Kramer didn't invite Joe to his party, but he invited Jerry).

The Outing

The Contest

The Merv Griffin Show

Festivus
Frogger
Marble Rye

the alarm clock episode with jean paul


"mon it was not da snooze!"


"that wake up guy is trouble!"