re: Favorite/Most Savage George Costanza Quote

GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.

JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a menage a trois with her

and her roommate.

GEORGE: That's right.

JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.

Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in

disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the

premises.

GEORGE: Keep going.

JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to

apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.

GEORGE: Continue.

JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as

part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in

the unusual request.

{George takes over.}

GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to

be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little

playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation

to a friendly dinner is proffered.

JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it:

They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back.

She's not gonna do that.

{Another pregnant pause}

GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She

tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's

your problem."

{Final pause}

JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.

GEORGE: {George, finger in the peanut butter jar}: This is what I do.

Is it meningitis? Scoliosis?? LUPUS?!?! IS IT LUPUS?!?!?

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The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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I love that whole scene

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Perhaps the greatest scene in the whole series.

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I agree. And it was a last-minute add-in for that episode. The episode was written to end with the scene before when George heads out into the ocean. George's monologue was written on set and given to him at the last minute.

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I like it when george and tony are at monk's and tony says something cool and george turns his hat around backwards like tony's

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Elaine: Step off George ok. Can you just step off?

It is this scene and it's not even close:

Doctor leaves , George returns to the others
George: She's ahem....gone
Jerry: Dead?
Elaine: I'm so sorry George
Jerry: Yeah! me too
Kramer: Poor Lily..
Jerry: How did it happen?
George: Apparently the glue in the wedding invitations was a....toxic.
All: Aah!..
Kramer: Well that's weird
Jerry: So I guess , you're not getting married?
George: (embarrassed with a touch of unrestrained jubilation) Yes.
Jerry: But....
George: Yeah?
Jerry: Well , now I'm engaged..
George: Yeah?...
Jerry: Well I thought we'd both be getting married.
George: Hey!.. What can I tell ya.
Elaine: All right. (they start to leave except Jerry)
George: well humm.. lets get some coffee.

royalties?
I'm on 48th and 6th right now twirling my umbrella while posting on TD.

most of my favorites have been posted, but i like to use

"Great day for a ball game...let's play two!"

Oh tony no

at the tennis match:

"yeah she really is a BL"
Jerry: "..a BL?"
"yeah ya know..beautiful lineswoman"

I find myself abbreviating random as hell things all the time now.