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re: Favorite Chappelle Show quotes

Posted on 8/4/09 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 2:52 pm to
White people dont use warsh cloths...they just rub da soap on dey arse.
Posted by Tigerbait337
Louisiana
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:03 pm to
LINK

Stream of the Chappelle Show
Posted by hehateme
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:13 pm to
Mad Real World Episode.."Get your fat arse out of here before i cut some bacon of your back"
Posted by hg
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:24 pm to
The Monsters skit LINK

"When you look at me all you should see is a man. Not a black man!
N***** you a frankenstein."
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:28 pm to
"they shoulda neva gave you n***as money!"

Posted by lsu2006
BR
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:38 pm to
Oil? Who said somethin' bout oil, bitch. You cookin? Oil?

Write this down. M.A.R.S. That's right. Mars, bitches.
Posted by Prominentwon
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:51 pm to
You got a problem with that? Then you know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Ooooh!! Wait a minute! You ain't got no army! So I guess that means you should shut the frick up, cause that's what I would do if I had no army......shut the frick up,

Shut......The.....frick......Up. You might speak 16 languages, but you're going to need it when you're selling fake hats in Times Square. I know Gucci when I see it, N***a, I'm rich. Go sell some medicine, bitches!


Most underrated skit of the entire run.
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 3:56 pm
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:54 pm to
"We got a Coalition of the Willing. Forty nations ready to roll, son!"
Posted by Prominentwon
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95023 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

"We got a Coalition of the Willing. Forty nations ready to roll, son!"


Like who?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Like who?


Who the frick said that?
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 3:57 pm to
Black Bush: Who the frick said that? Like who? England. Japan's sending Playstations. Stankonia said their willing to drop bombs over Baghdad. Riggity Row is coming! Afrika Bambata and the Zulu Nation. What I'm sayin' is, I am not doing this by myself and I'm not disrespecting the UN, even though they don't got no army. Go sell some medicine, bitches! I'm trying to get that oil--[coughs to cover up] oh-HO!
Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Like who? England.


Angland.
Posted by Tigerbait337
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2008
20535 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 4:20 pm to
"Thats 100% cambodian...shits real...CLANK CLANK...breaaaaaaaaaaaaast millllllllllk....you madeee myyyyyy dayyyyy-ayy"

Posted by hg
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45897 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 5:06 pm to
i always enjoyed the World Series of Dice.

"Larrys going from Ashy to classy!"

"everybody get on the floor and get butt naked!!"

"look at the way he shoots BELOW the kneecap to avoid the attempted murder charge"
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36744 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 5:17 pm to
the niggar family is full of some good shite...

he's got those niggar lips

he sure is one lazy niggar

they're niggar rich!


Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128270 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 5:38 pm to


"That's why i stuck my keys up my arse."
Posted by WreckinRams05
Houston, Texas
Member since Dec 2005
6394 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 6:03 pm to
"the WacRib is coming back and guess who ain't gettin one bitch"
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42262 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

"everybody get on the floor and get butt naked!!"


"leonard washington dont get butt naked for nobody. you gone hav to shoot me to get me butt naked"

"pop"

quote:

"look at the way he shoots BELOW the kneecap to avoid the attempted murder charge"
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 7:12 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42262 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 6:20 pm to
"i plead the one two three four fizzith!"
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