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re: Favorite Chappelle Show quotes

Posted on 8/4/09 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
61008 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Ended up leaving his wife because she married a black man..


when asked why he left his wife after 18 years of marriage, he said because she was a n****r lover
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45897 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 7:09 pm to


"Get up stairs and get some clothes on! And put some lotion on those ashy elbows!!"

"aww man i shoulda just taken out the trash!"
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45897 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 7:19 pm to
"What is, a loosie?"

"a chickenhead?"

"no, incorrect"

"Oh thats a single ciggarette you get from the Arab down at the corner store"

"correct!"
Posted by WreckinRams05
Houston, Texas
Member since Dec 2005
6394 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 7:38 pm to
"the queer guy had an eye for me"
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11155 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 8:17 pm to
Racial Draft had a ton

It looks as though the Blacks have won the first pick

That's the first time in a long time a black man won the lottery

Yeah, and he'll probably still complain

Man, F-ck you

Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 8:28 pm to
There were a lot in the segment that had a White family with a derogatory name for African Americans.

Posted by DaBigDogg
Member since Dec 2007
666 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

White family with a derogatory name for African Americans.


"You know honey, we might be rich, but they are n***** rich"
Posted by christiger3
Kenner
Member since Apr 2009
435 posts
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:57 pm to
Darkness!
Don't drop that s**t (yellow cake)
That n****r tried to kill my faaathaaa
I plead the fif, F-I-F, fif


These are for you Leg, i mean artvandelay1987
Posted by christiger3
Kenner
Member since Apr 2009
435 posts
Posted on 8/5/09 at 12:00 am to
i forgot... "Game, blouses"
Posted by GeauxLSUSam
NLU Indians
Member since Oct 2007
11737 posts
Posted on 8/5/09 at 12:04 am to
Sir! I'm going to make this clear. I'm in no way, shape or form involved in any kind of n@#*rdom. ...
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126745 posts
Posted on 8/5/09 at 1:15 pm to
My co workers are talking about the racial draft right now, im going to stay out of this one
Posted by AtlBrett
Marietta, GA
Member since Sep 2008
2789 posts
Posted on 8/5/09 at 1:29 pm to
*sniff*

"I smell ya light saber"

-L. Washington

This post was edited on 8/5/09 at 1:30 pm
Posted by TruLsu
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
8934 posts
Posted on 8/5/09 at 2:49 pm to
lil jon skit
"I love you"
"Hahahaha hows that sandwich coming?"
Posted by DaBigDogg
Member since Dec 2007
666 posts
Posted on 8/5/09 at 9:11 pm to
"I think I'm bleeding inside my chest" from the Rick James skit
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