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re: Favorite Chappelle Show quotes
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:45 am to artvandelay1987
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:45 am to artvandelay1987
basically everything Tron said in the Plead the Fif sketch
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:52 am to DestrehanTiger
quote:
Tyrone Biggums: I just wanted to let you know, Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks.
"This is not the first time I've tasted penis.."
Posted on 8/4/09 at 12:19 pm to hg
quote:
Favorite Chappelle Show quotes
The ones I use most often are
"It'll get you drunk, It'll have you fricking fat bitches in no time."
"Juice? What the frick is juice? I want me some of that purple drank *****."
and
"Oops Pow Surprise"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 12:22 pm to Towelie
quote:
"Juice? What the frick is juice? I want me some of that purple drank *****."
While I use that one too, that's from his standup
"Sugar, water, purple."
Posted on 8/4/09 at 12:24 pm to hg
the answer is simple...n---ers, jews, arabs, homosexuals, and all different kinds of chinks Stink! And I hate um'! WHITE POWER!
lol Chappelle was a trip in the C. Bigsby skit.
lol Chappelle was a trip in the C. Bigsby skit.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:05 pm to shawshank39
"Wussup MTV. Come on in you broke mothafrickas"
"I just wish I had... my SCISSORS"
"I don't really frick with Africa. People over there are starvin n shite, and that aint ballin to me"
The Cribs episode was hilarious
"I just wish I had... my SCISSORS"
"I don't really frick with Africa. People over there are starvin n shite, and that aint ballin to me"
The Cribs episode was hilarious
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:11 pm to shawshank39
th
Don't forget...Cunnilingus Rice
quote:
e answer is simple...n---ers, jews, arabs, homosexuals, and all different kinds of chinks Stink! And I hate um'! WHITE POWER!
Don't forget...Cunnilingus Rice
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:15 pm to BayouBengal521
I got my own sweat shop. GAH DAMN 
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:16 pm to tossedoff
Charlie Murphy was gold on that show. The Rick James and Prince skits were the shite.
"I'm Rick James bitch!"
"How are your pancakes...bitches?"
I heard Charlie on 2 Live Stu's last week and he still swears that Prince was a baller.
Through the entire year of 2004 my Army buddies and I would say "What" and Yeesss" and "Okaay" at least 3 times a day.
"I'm Rick James bitch!"
"How are your pancakes...bitches?"
I heard Charlie on 2 Live Stu's last week and he still swears that Prince was a baller.
Through the entire year of 2004 my Army buddies and I would say "What" and Yeesss" and "Okaay" at least 3 times a day.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:20 pm to alajones
"Cocaine's a helluva drug"
"Charlie Murphy!"
"Charlie Murphy!"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:24 pm to USMC DAWG
"Darkness! Darkness is spreading!"
"Bitches come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy."
ETA: "Fu*# your couch ni&&er!"
"Bitches come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy."
ETA: "Fu*# your couch ni&&er!"
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:24 pm to USMC DAWG
"Hitler's mom had one big titty and one little titty, they called that bitch Biggie Smalls"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:31 pm to TruLsu
these are all some funny ones but yall are missing one
from the r kelly music video "i want to pee on you! drip drip drip! i want to piss on you, piss on you, piss on you. My lifes not complete till i turn your face into a toilet seat. I want to piss on you!"
from the r kelly music video "i want to pee on you! drip drip drip! i want to piss on you, piss on you, piss on you. My lifes not complete till i turn your face into a toilet seat. I want to piss on you!"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:33 pm to artvandelay1987
When he was the blind racist...White Power...Ended up leaving his wife because she married a black man...Him..
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:35 pm to WEareLSU
"Is this the free 5 o'clock crack give away?"
"Peanut Butter and crack sandwich mmmhmmm"
Tyrone
"Peanut Butter and crack sandwich mmmhmmm"
Tyrone
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:46 pm to AtlBrett
During the rick james sketch..when rick slapped Charlie Murphy and he said:
Charlie: You dont slap a mannn...back in the day when you would slap a man, it was like, SLAP SLAP..I challenge you to a duel...THEY HAD A GUN FIGHT AFTER THAT MAN...SOMEONE HAD TO GO".
Charlie: You dont slap a mannn...back in the day when you would slap a man, it was like, SLAP SLAP..I challenge you to a duel...THEY HAD A GUN FIGHT AFTER THAT MAN...SOMEONE HAD TO GO".
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:48 pm to hg
Anything Leonard Washington said
Posted on 8/4/09 at 1:49 pm to Tigerbait337
quote:
Charlie: You dont slap a mannn...back in the day when you would slap a man, it was like, SLAP SLAP..I challenge you to a duel...THEY HAD A GUN FIGHT AFTER THAT MAN...SOMEONE HAD TO GO".
What did the five fingers say to the face....
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 8/4/09 at 2:20 pm to CocomoLSU
Those Rick James Skits have to be some of the goat IMO.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 2:46 pm to Kracka
"Ohhh shite!!! Its Wayne Brady bitch!!! Run!!!"
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