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re: Dexter series finale

Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:43 am to
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:43 am to
quote:

how much Matthews knew about Dexter


They hinted and hinted that Matthews knew a lot more about Dex's fathers death and about Dex and never did shite about it. frick this show runner in the face.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
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Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:57 am to
Are you kidding me? What in the ENTIRE hell? I instantly deleted this off of my DVR for fear it would make every other recording I had on it 8 years worth of wasted time. How this episode wasn’t titled “Hey fans, thanks. Also, frick you.”, I have no idea.

Posted by BOSCEAUX
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51502 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:53 am to
quote:

I didn't even think that through that far(neither did the writers) but you're exactly right. There'd be mass hysteria over Hannah kidnapping Harrison.


No shite, Elway wasn't dead just knocked the frick out, first thing he's going to do is alert people that Hannah is on the run with Dex's kid. It gets worse the more I think about it.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 8:15 am to
Watched the finale last night. Not impressed but its over and there is nothing I could do about it. It was a weak ending.

Lumberjack code
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 8:18 am to
Just canceled my showtime, I know homeland is good but I'll wait
Posted by okietiger
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 9/25/13 at 9:54 am to
I'm seriously still really pissed off about this.

How does that even happen?
Posted by Nonetheless
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:07 am to
I'm curious about that as well.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:59 am to
I knew the season was going to be crap when they skipped entirely over the LaGuerta thing. It's rare when a show devises the setup for a perfect (or at least really good) final season for itself and then completely disregards it. And it's doubly rare when two or three different popular fan endings are not only better but head and shoulders above what we got.

The only possible silver lining is that the ending was so bad that Michael C. Hall's professional pride is wounded enough by the reaction that he decides to do a two hour Showtime wrap up movie with the "real" ending.
Posted by mperry4
Indiana
Member since Oct 2011
121 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 11:48 am to
Surely there will be a movie or something/ Know way they can leave off like that.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
42232 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:08 pm to
Letting Dexter live and Miami PD just accepts he's dead, he kills Deb and takes her out of the hospital unnoticed, no one seems to notice she's disappeared from the hospital, Hannah has kidnapped Harrison and its just a ho hum deal makes for the worst finale I have ever seen.
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
Member since Jan 2004
19482 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:19 pm to
this would have redeemed everything

Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8551 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Surely there will be a movie or something


Please no movie. Or if a movie does happen, just make it a comedy.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Or if a movie does happen, just make it a comedy.


Opening scene: Slow pan across the plastic sheets, knives, and other implements of a killroom, then to Dexter mocking, "Look at what you did!" finally revealing the log strapped to his table, Dexter's picture above it. "You fell in the forest, but I was there to hear you." He plunges the knife in about half an inch, but no sap comes out. "It's just not the same." Then he wakes up from his multi-season nightmare of exploring his humanity like some half-arse Data, relieved to find he's still the creepy, funny monster of Season 2. The End.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8551 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Opening scene: Slow pan across the plastic sheets, knives, and other implements of a killroom, then to Dexter mocking, "Look at what you did!" finally revealing the log strapped to his table, Dexter's picture above it. "You fell in the forest, but I was there to hear you." He plunges the knife in about half an inch, but no sap comes out. "It's just not the same." Then he wakes up from his multi-season nightmare of exploring his humanity like some half-arse Data, relieved to find he's still the creepy, funny monster of Season 2. The End.




Possibilites are endless for a Lumberjack Dexter comedy. We need to add Creeper Harry as a logger too.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16894 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:28 pm to
...Rita...
Posted by Nonetheless
MAGA
Member since Jan 2012
34352 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:51 pm to
The picture of that ending just makes me so angry.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89628 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

We need to add Creeper Harry as a logger too


"Dexter..have you already forgotten the code?




Lift those logs using your legs, not your back. They're quite heavy."
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8551 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

"Dexter..have you already forgotten the code?




Lift those logs using your legs, not your back. They're quite heavy."




Really think the creative minds of the Movie board should unite for a Dexter comedy screenplay.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 3:12 pm to
I'm finally getting around to watching it. Turrible
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11720 posts
Posted on 9/25/13 at 3:56 pm to
I watched this last night. I feel like the producers, writers, and directors all just pointed and laughed at me after 8 years.

Horrible.
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