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Dakota Johnson has no personality

Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:08 pm
She is on Fallon right now and she is about as sexy as a cardboard box

Why did they cast this chick for these fifty shades of gray movies? Daddario woud have been the bomb in the role
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:11 pm to
Maybe Daddario is too hot for the role? Isn't the character supposed to be about average looking?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:12 pm to
Yes
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:13 pm to
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Why did they cast this chick for these fifty shades of gray movies?


Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:14 pm to
Average looking ok but it is a big Hollywood movie

This chick can't act at all
She is awful
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:16 pm to
From hearing women talk, the bigger issue is the casting of the dude.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:17 pm to
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This chick can't act at all
She is awful



Do you think the type of chicks that read "50 Shades of Grey" care? Her being as interesting as cardboard is in their favor because then they then embody themselves in the movie.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:24 pm to
quote:


Recognizing that couch is where we separate the pervs from the wannabes
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:27 pm to
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Average looking ok but it is a big Hollywood movie


The dumb women who want to see the crappy movie don't care about her looks.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:31 pm to
I like her. She's sexy. Yea they could've gone with sexier.
Posted by PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:37 pm to
I tried to watch 50 Shades one night on the off chance that it might give me something to masturbate to. Instead, I see her hungover and vomiting. Dude then brings her breakfast and she starts to eat the toast. He then takes the toast from her - that she was eating with her pukey hungover mouth - and takes a bite out of it. SEX E. Gave up and changed the channel.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 6:09 am to
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I like her. She's sexy. Yea they could've gone with sexier.


I think the point of that movie was not to have her sexier. She is suppose to be the shy withdrawn "normal" girl that gets pulled into that world


I mean, thats what I heard


Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 7:23 am to
Well it is supposed to be the submissive and meek girl who discovers her inner strength and flips the script on a domineering playboy.

Johnson's looks are not the main problem, it is her acting and onscreen sexuality that are missing. That is why I said Daddario, she has an innocent look we have seen on Percy Jackson, she can obviously be sexy and she can act

The guy in his role is awful as well
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 7:32 am to
Emma Watson or Selena Gomez should have gotten the part.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 7:46 am to
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Selena Gomez


So you are saying Dakota cant act but Gomez can.
Posted by Nutriaitch
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:48 am to
and the only pic in the thread is the un-inhabited casting couch...
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:57 am to
There needs to be a meme.

"50 Shades Level: EXPERT"

Below is a pic of Aerial Castro.

Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58504 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:58 am to
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I mean, thats what I heard

i heard they wanted a bigger names but actresses passed on the role because of some of the fricked up shite they wanted to do on film. So they got her and she even declined to do a bunch of stuff they wanted to film.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27764 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:05 am to
I'm sure the book was much more explicit. I hope.

I have read Kiss The Girls. Certain acts were deleted. No way Ashley Judd was gonna have that done on camera or (of course only) simulated.

Poor Ashley.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:09 am to
I remember watching How To Be Single, and thinking - I don't think they could've come up with a worse on screen friend pairing than her and that big gal from the Pitch Perfect movies.
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