D2: Mighty Ducks gripe

In the first game against Iceland, Julie “the Cat” Gaffney comes in after Goldberg gives up five goals and she immediately hits two Iceland players in the dicks and gets kicked out for “intent to injure.” But like two minutes later after Adam Banks jukes and finally scores a goal, the Iceland player literally breaks his stick across Banks’s forearm and fricks it up. But that players gets two minutes for “unsportsmanlike.”

What the frick? How is that referee even allowed to be in the tournament for that kind of bullshite call? How is slashing your stick and snapping it in two across someone’s arm ten seconds after he scores not trying to injure someone?

Also, it’s hilarious that after they lose one game to Iceland (universally considered the best team in the tournament) Don Tibbles is on Bombay’s arse about him being fricked over. It’s one game and one loss after they’ve dominated everybody else prior to that. One game and he’s ready to fire Bombay and send him packing.



We can make this an Overanalyze thread if y’all want. I’m down for that. Because don’t even get me started on why a team representing the fricking entire country has like 60% of its players coming from one singular shitty peewee league team.