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re: Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr

Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:40 am to
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36592 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:40 am to
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Carrie Fisher were absolute trash. Very unfunny bitches




her stage show and books are fricking hilarious. sad and surreal, but funny as shite.


this is just not her medium
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:53 am to
Does Katy Segal get better looking with age? God Damn I wanted to frick that hot librarian!
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
23084 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:57 am to
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Carrie Fisher


I really enjoyed her HBO special. I don't see her being a good roaster though.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62695 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:58 am to
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Does Katy Segal get better looking with age? God Damn I wanted to frick that hot librarian!
I never understood why Peggy was always bitching about Al wouldn't sex her. Why not? Was he impotent? Did I miss that? I would've tore that shite up.
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:02 am to
I always thought she was repulsive on Married with Children. Didn't think 20 years later, I'd see a commercial thinking Shannon Dougherty was disgusting and Katy Segal was smoking hot for her age.
Posted by fightingtigers98
Member since Oct 2011
13303 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:02 am to
my favorite is the roast of Flavor Flav
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 3:02 am to
The John Ritter joke. At first I was like then I was like
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52919 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:46 am to
Giraldo's bit on Flavor Flav is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was crying the first time I saw it. Sucks he's dead.
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
13073 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:32 am to
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Ellen Barkin and Carrie Fisher were absolute trash.


I thought Fisher was pretty funny, actually.
Ellen Barkin has become a female Gary Busey.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:36 am to
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Giraldo's bit on Flavor Flav is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was crying the first time I saw it. Sucks he's dead.


Likening Flav to a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape was hilarious.

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88323 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:46 am to
The 20 Best Jokes From The Roast Of Roseanne



quote:

“Katey Sagal, you’re an incredible actress. You worked on Married…with Children, the show that changed comedy; Sons of Anarchy, the show that took drama to a whole new level; and 8 Simple Rules, the show that killed John Ritter.” — Anthony Jeselnik


Posted by lsutigersFTW
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Member since Jun 2008
8000 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:47 am to
Anthony Jeselnik's joke about John Ritter and Gilbert Gottfried's whole set had me rolling.
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 11:47 am
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15663 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:56 pm to
John Ritter reference was a very low blow........
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
11174 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:58 pm to
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John Ritter reference was a very low blow........

No not really. Now if he actually suggested that they killed John Ritter....
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
59000 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:01 pm to
Yea the John Ritter joke was pretty lame, Jeselnik wasn't very funny
Posted by veerbone
Mangham, LA
Member since Oct 2011
401 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 3:26 pm to
I miss Giraldo
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15226 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 6:47 pm to
Man. If they came out and just shot her...id laugh my arse off for sure
Posted by reggie gajan
Member since Aug 2006
891 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 7:09 pm to
Damn. Jeff Ross told an Aurora shooting joke.

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