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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 8:06 pm to KurtGoBang1

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If this dude had gone about 200 yards down Highland past the Chimes he'd have been in one of the worst hoods in the fricking country.

Are you stupid or just very sheltered?

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:59 pm to Indfanfromcol

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Until he passed out in the middle of bourbon. Then that coonass's face would have met luke's balls.

Bama fans can't seem to keep their nuts to themselves.

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:58 pm to BamaChick

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Didn't that AU tiger van get burned up at Arkansas, though? Not LSU?

Yep

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:53 pm to diddydirtyAubie

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if I'm ever on fire...I hope I'm at Tiger Stadium.

I laughed at this

I'll piss on ya, bro.

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re: LSU vs Auburn Designated the Gold Game

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:45 pm to HowboutthemTigers

I look like a pimp in Gold.

Hell, I look like a pimp in anything LSU themed.

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:24 pm to Politiceaux

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You really need to up your game. You're terrible at this.

If I didn't know better I would say he wasn't even trying.

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:21 pm to Indfanfromcol

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but my gf (no pics) who is from Baton Rouge did tell me tonight she was going to stab me.

Tell her to let you "stab" her first. Then she'll forget about stabbing you.

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:20 pm to LanierSpots

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That's like saying

"what's so bad about swamp people".

Oh. I gotcha

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:19 pm to WG_Dawg

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granny and grandpop trying to leisurely pull into their parking lot in baton rouge

Dats piss, BABY!

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:18 pm to townhallsavoy

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I'd say 100 people were chanting Tiger Bait and shaking their fists at us.

All in fun. I love when pussies get upset because someone is chanting that stupid "Tiger Bait" at them.

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:15 pm to LanierSpots

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Back to the rant with that ITAT crap.

So, what's so bad about ITAT?

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:12 pm to TigersRuleTheEarth

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LSU fan and female friend sit in front of them at a game in Baton Rouge. The guy starts dog cussing every thing bama does and finally my friend starts having "words" with the guy. They jaw back and forth and both eventually settle down. Third quarter and the guy starts up again, smell of bourbon was in the air. He and my friend start woofing at each other and they both square off...........the guy's gal friend jumps up with a switch blade and puts it under my friend's throat and tells him to shut up and sit down or she will gut him.

They trying to say a female pulled a switchblade in TS? fricking hilarious.

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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 7:08 pm to LSU1NSEC

There is some gold in that thread. I wonder if they really believe the stuff they are posting.

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re: Opponents' Cheerleader Picture Thread (Week 4)

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 6:10 pm to Drewbie

LE-fricking-GIT

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re: Weird stuff always happens when LSU plays Aub

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 6:01 pm to UFownstSECsince1950

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What about the baseball game y'all had a few years back......
5-3 or some shite like that

That was MSU/Auburn.

...and I think the final score was 2-3

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re: Auburn Will Be LSU's First Real Test of the Season

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 5:02 pm to undecided

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LSU opens as a 16.5 favorite but I say Auburn keeps it within a touchdown

If I was you I would bet my double-wide.

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re: Chris Todd 2009 = Zach Mettenberger 2013

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 4:57 pm to Uptown Oyster

If this isn't a flame, then read my response:

Mett is obviously a good QB because he passes the eye test. If he was throwing stupid passes that might get intercepted or throwing into double coverage, I'd say that I'm still worried.

...BUT, he is throwing the ball with authority. Fitting it into tight spaces, etc.

If it is just a flame, then frick YOU.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 4:07 pm to austingator

I'm not trolling. I legitimately think y'all OOC schedule over the past ten years is pathetic.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 4:05 pm to Edearl Watson

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LSU 2013 OOC opponents

Were talking about TWO DECADES of bull hit and you come with this year's schedule? (Which BTW, still a shitty UF schedule)

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 4:02 pm to austingator

Haha. The final defense when you are defeated.

"You got a link Bro?"

No link needed. Bama faces us and ATM every year while scheduling schools like Penn State and Michigan

LSU's schedule speaks for itself.

UGA Usually plays a power from the west then IF and USC and a great OOC game.

Do I have to go on?

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:59 pm to Jorts R Us

I'm tired of having to defend SEC OOC scheduling on other boards only to people point at UF.

I can defend the scrubs of the SEC like Vanderbilt and Kentucky but I can't defend Florida's two decades of mediocrity.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:55 pm to austingator

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Please name an SEC school with tougher SCHEDULES year in and out.

Serious?

Bama, LSU, UGA, USC.

He'll, even Arkansas' and Ole Miss' schedules are tougher this year.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:51 pm to Jorts R Us

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So LSU plays TCU in Jerry World and they have cojones? They have no in-state rival. Bama's in-state rival is in the same conference, so they go play VA Tech in Atlanta. Big whoop. How is that any tougher than a permanent rivalry with FSU? Would it make you feel better if we played FSU in Dothan?

LSU played Oregon in Dallas just 2 years ago. How convient that you forgot that. Oh yeah, they also played V Tech and West Virginia and Washington , etc at their homes.

Bama played Michigan and Penn State away in th past two years. Get with the program Florida.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:48 pm to Broyota2

They don't play Miami on the reg, just FSU.

Then they pad their schedule with other in state BS schools. I've been harping on them to play a good out of state OOC game for damn near five years, yet THEY NEVER LEAVE FLORIDA.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:42 pm to DivePlay

So you justify not leaving home because you play one team that had some championships two decades ago?

Grow some nuts.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:39 pm to Crimson Legend

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stronger than LSU over the last 30 years

Why are gumps so enamored with other schools and random length of historical eras?

1.LSU is not an OOC game for them and we play out of state games so keep our name out of your dirty mouth

2. That still doesn't excuse the fact that Florida is the first team other conferences point to when discussing the SEC's weak OOC schedule.

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re: What's worse, Tennessee's huge loss @ Oregon or...

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth on 9/16/13 at 3:32 pm to Broyota2

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UF, FSU, and Miami are all ranked this year...

I'm talking about ten years and you tell me they are all ranked this year?

Eta: Florida should be ashamed if itself for not leaving the state unless its a conference game for almost a quarter of a century.

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