re: Can we discuss Frozen?

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right...but they just left him and then the trolls took him in. He was alone in the wilderness. That is fricked up.

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Indeed, it's pretty fricked up that he's an orphan. However, you don't know how or why. His parents could have just left him. Or they could have tragically passed away. Either way he was taken in by the trolls and befriended Sven and he seems happy. This is part of Disney's tragic storytelling they put in most of their animated films.

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She fricking made it...unless weaving cotton was one of her other powers, it was made of ice.

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I think you are looking too far into it. She basically magically transforms what she was wearing from the coronation into her blue dress. It wasn't made of ice.

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Yes...and then the Duke of Weaseltown says "Are we supposed to stand here while you give away all of Arendelle's tradable goods?"

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I guess I don't know why this is important. Maybe it's just lazy writing and you have a point on this one.

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Indeed, it's pretty fricked up that he's an orphan. However, you don't know how or why. His parents could have just left him. Or they could have tragically passed away.

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but the men in the beginning still just left him?!

that is what bugs me the most

the rest of the stuff is just things that I've noticed from watching it too many times

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but the men in the beginning still just left him?!

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I guess I don't think of it that way. They obviously taught him how to harvest the ice as he grew older and stronger. Then, he was in competition with them. So he had to be on his own. I guess that's just what I assume.

This isnt creepy at all

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I wondered about the possibility of massive flooding destroying Arendelle after Elsa melted everything back to normal.

I know Elsa wanted Anna and her new beau/reindeer/magically-living-childhood-snowman all to leave her alone, but having her snow monster try to murder them all seemed a bit extreme.

Hans leaving Anna to freeze to death seemed a little dark for kids' movie.

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I know Elsa wanted Anna and her new beau/reindeer/magically-living-childhood-snowman all to leave her alone, but having her snow monster try to murder them all seemed a bit extreme.

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Marshmallow's purpose was just to run them off, not murder them.

don't get me started on Elsa's ability to create life from ice

You are overthinking things baw. The purpose if this movie was sell toys and merchandise and forever torture dad's of little girls with no hope of anew end in site. My 4 yo daughter doesn't own a damp thing that isn't branded frozen....when star wars comes out next year I will have my sweet revenge and my 2 yo son will soaked in that stuff...bleedat!

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Elsa was a lesbian, right?

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I don't know...but if this girl is bi, I may very well bankrupt my family watching her do threesome porn.

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- Where the frick are Kristoff's parents? We see him as a kid in the opening scene collecting ice with a bunch of grown men. Who were these men? Was one of these men his Dad? Did his Dad just leave him in the fricking wilderness to die of cold and starvation? And if one of those guys was not his Dad, why the frick did they just leave a small child in the middle of the wilderness to die?

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It's a Disney movie, his parents are both dead after they fell through the ice of their backyard pond. Kristoff made a promise that he would be master of ice as he stared at his dead parents through the ice of their pond tomb. The ice loggers lost him because they are ice blockers. You fend for yourself if you are out on the ice.

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Why couldn't Elsa just wear gloves all the time..? If that prevented her from shooting everyone with ice spikes, wouldn't that have been a better solution than to just lock her up in her room for 10 years?

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Because sad feelings, that's why. Disney can't try to match the sadness levels of the first 10 minutes of UP if Elsa and Anna are playing all the damn time. Also, "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" would be two lines long...

Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?
Yes.

End of Song.

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How the frick do you make a dress out of ice?

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A layer of ice over her not ice Queen dress could explain this. Better question is how the hell does it not stiffen and shatter? Think Anna's dress at the Sauna House.

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What was Elsa going to eat up there in her ice castle? Can't really grow crops on top of a mountain.

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She secretly takes on a job building igloos for a secluded ice mountain town. Her work is so admired, that she is hailed, also frozen, as a goddess. The people of this town send servants to her to make runs to the village for food and quite possibly for her to use as ice spike practice.

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Were all of Arendelle's tradable goods blankets and soup?

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Arendelle is broke. They used to rely on the magic trolls to create wealth for them with enchanted goods and magic relics. After the previuos king, the current king's father, started selling them into slavery as pet rocks, the trolls escaped and withdrew into seclusion. (They saved Anna as an act of kindness to the current king who secretly helped the enslaved Trolls escape) The King had to risk the sea voyage to attend a royal wealth creation seminar to save Arendelle from bankruptcy. He, the Queen, and their newborn son were shipwrecked and were stranded in a remote jungle. They were tragically killed by a jaguar, though the girls brother was luckily saved by a gorilla who raised him. This is their last known picture before returning to Arendelle...

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Elsa was a lesbian, right?

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Asexual. She took "conceal, don't feel" to the extreme.





This is what I do when my 3 year old wants to rewatch a movie 2573 times to avoid going actively insane.