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Biggest movie beta male: I submit Ernst Robinson

Posted on 8/4/18 at 2:56 pm
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6187 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 2:56 pm
Nerdy, can’t provide, focused on non-survival things when the ship is wrecked
Always takes a back seat to Fritz
Thought he had a shot with Roberta (lol no, Fritz tappin dat)

And now I purchased the dvd for my boys to watch and notice they completely left him out of the family photo...



Prove me wrong.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16625 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 2:58 pm to
Don’t know his name, but the guy in saving private Ryan who let his friend get killed while he was crying on the stairs.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:01 pm to
Ernst was a tool, but he came through in the end.

That little boy was the worst.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6187 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:08 pm to
The kid was just a kid, aggravating and mischevious, yes. Can’t really count him as a beta. Thankfully for him, Ernst went off to study in London and fritz and Roberta stayed on the island with the new govenor so he would have been mentored by fritz.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16164 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:24 pm to
Orlando Bloom's character in Troy.

How he ends up being the demise of Achilles will never stop bothering me.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:31 pm to
ernst did have the balls (or stupidity) to try to ride an ostrich, while everyone else hopped on some lame quadruped
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:34 pm to
Haha, that's a good one. Dude was a total bitch and still got to bang Helen of Troy.

Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22189 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:35 pm to
Uncle Owen was afraid of wizards, too lazy to repair those units in the south ridge himself, and willing to buy stolen droids just to save a dollar or two.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 5:33 pm to
I will submit Junior.



There wasn't a single manly sentence written for the poor boy
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 10:05 pm to
Whoever the nerd was in He's with me. Spooked on himself when Alice Eve kissed him. Was beta in his own TV show. He would have panic attacks whenever he was going to get laid and have to call his mommy. Also ate kale and quinoa on the reg.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36017 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 12:22 am to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56268 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 12:34 am to
Wez's bitch in The Road Warrior. He was literally a bitch.



And, likely got rammed in the arse shortly after this scene and ended up getting easily killed by a kid with a toy.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 4:01 am to
Posted by tigermeat
Member since Jan 2005
3006 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 7:16 am to
quote:

That little boy was the worst.

“I got my tiger! I got my tiger!”


I’ll submit Ratner in Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
9395 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 3:40 pm to
James Mardsen's Scott Summers

Actually most of his roles.


Though hes awesome in WestWorld.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4508 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 7:47 pm to
Remind me when I get home to punch your mama right in the mouth......
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28830 posts
Posted on 8/5/18 at 8:03 pm to
We go on Disney love action binges sometimes and just watched SFR recently.

Forgot what a bitch Ernst was.

Fritz should have banged Roberta in front of him.

quote:

That little boy was the worst


Kid caught a tiger and subdued every animal on the island. Also saved the day with his pirate alarm. He was annoying but he was no beta.
This post was edited on 8/5/18 at 8:06 pm
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6187 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 10:31 am to
Starting to think the kid turned out to be alpha as f. Caught a tiger, mentored by fritz, knows about munitions. He probably single handedly populated the island.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13285 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 10:40 am to
Chris Ostreicher in any scene in the American Pie movies where he fawns over Mena Suvari.
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