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Big Trouble Little China One Liners
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:33 pm
"Wait a minute, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things"
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Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:36 pm to deeprig9
Ok, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning, if we're not back by dawn, call the president.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:36 pm to deeprig9
It's gonna take Cracker Jack timing Wang.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:38 pm to deeprig9
“I took something. I can see things no else can see. Why are you dressed like that?”
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:39 pm to deeprig9
"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather." Would make for a great toast.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:48 pm to Fenwick86
Son of a bitch must pay.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:51 pm to deeprig9
I never drive faster than I can see, besides it's all in the reflexes.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 11:42 pm to deeprig9
quote:
Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:56 am to deeprig9
Oh my God, no. Please! What is that?! Don't tell me!
Posted on 3/22/19 at 3:39 am to deeprig9
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:23 am to deeprig9
What, I'm supposed to buy this shite? 2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doin' somethin' seriously wrong.
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:25 am to deeprig9
Of all the movies they play over and over I wonder why this one rarely comes on. Classic.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:27 am to SquatchDawg
just reading the quotes makes me want to watch it again
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:53 am to deeprig9
What is that?
The black blood of the earth.
You mean oil?
I MEAN THE BLACK BLOOD OF THE EARTH!
The black blood of the earth.
You mean oil?
I MEAN THE BLACK BLOOD OF THE EARTH!
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:18 am to GetEmTigers08
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:22 am to deeprig9
I use some version of this from time to time:
"Everybody relax, I’m here."
"Everybody relax, I’m here."
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:36 am to deeprig9
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:40 am to jmarto1
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If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer
i use this one and the relax quote all the time irl.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:17 am to MorbidTheClown
Reading the quotes in print, you automatically hear Kurt Russells' voicea and it becomes even more clear just how much of John Wayne impression he was doing as ol' Jack Burton.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:36 am to deeprig9
"We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?"
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