re: Big Brother 19 - Season Long Thread

I think the most amazing part of this season is the Human Bean is setup to coast to F4 veto.

It's almost like they are willfully trying to play as bad as possible.

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

BB should play that riff of that song every time they show Matt onscreen now.

They keep trying to manufacture reasons to put people up other than just sacking up and doing it and doing it for the best interest of their game

What's amazing is that Alex and Jason were even dumb enough to both vote for Matt. Kevin, Josh, and Paul could have easily done the same and caused a tie or unplanned flip. It really could have been amazing

recap of last nights stupidity I lifted from reddit

Alex and Jason cast votes for Mark to stay on the show tonight.

This plan was enacted by Alex to frame Kevin.

Now as soon as HOH ends....

-Kevin goes to Alex asking who the votes were. She tells him that she honestly doesn't know.

-Kevin goes to Jason and begs him to believe him that he didn't cast that vote. Jason tells Kevin that he and Alex cast the votes. Kevin now knows.

-Simultaneously, Alex tells Christmas that Kevin had to be the hinky vote. She seems to momentarily forget that there were two.

-Paul tells Christmas and Alex that he think Raven cast one of the votes to pin a target on someone else. Paul knows Jason was one of the votes already.

-Alex tells Jason (in front of Paul, Christmas, and Josh) that Raven and Kevin were definitely the two votes and they need to go up. Jason and Paul look at her in bewilderment.

-Jason returns to Kevin and changes his story telling him that he had a plan to cast a vote himself and the second one must have been Raven.

-Kevin immediately goes to Paul (knowing he's getting jerked around now) and rats out Jason and Alex to him.

-Alex tells Christmas and Josh again that it had to be Raven.

-Josh gets Christmas alone and says he knows it was Jason and Alex because of how shady both of them are acting now.

-Jason lets Alex know that he slipped up and told Kevin. Alex says to lie to everyone and say it was a plan to see if Kevin would slip and she'll clean up the mess by pinning it on Christmas.

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CHRISTMAS WAS HOH AND COULDN'T CAST A VOTE.

My head hurts. This group is a new level of messy

I thought Alex was going to be good at this game.

This week might be filled with crappy game play, but may be interesting to see if people start to flip on Alex and Jason. How will Paul feel being lied to, and will Kevin finally flip and start making moves?

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if people start to flip on Alex and Jason.

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Seems everyone already has.