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Posted on 9/18/11 at 5:50 pm to TexasTiger05
quote:
"frick. YOU"
"Yes! frick you too!"
Posted on 9/18/11 at 7:46 pm to Modern
The same God that Gilllliiigaaann Off the island!
Posted on 9/18/11 at 7:51 pm to Cardigan
"Daats Beee-U-Tee-Full... Vhat is dat? Velvet?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen..... Sexual Chocolate!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen..... Sexual Chocolate!"
Posted on 9/18/11 at 7:51 pm to Cardigan
"From the what's going down episode of that's my mama."
So many great lines. I will watch it no matter where it's at in the movie when I see it on TV.
So many great lines. I will watch it no matter where it's at in the movie when I see it on TV.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 8:29 pm to Teauxler
The very end.
Ah-ha! Ah-ha!
Ah-ha! Ah-ha!
Posted on 9/18/11 at 8:31 pm to Teauxler
It's a damn shame what they did to that dog
Posted on 9/18/11 at 8:51 pm to Tiger Ryno
Joe Louis was 137 years old.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 8:53 pm to Tiger Ryno
Landloard: "Got a lil' bit of a bug problem...but you boys being from Africa, probably used to that..."
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they arse. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shite.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' arse.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' arse.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his arse whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] frick you, frick you, and frick you! Who's next?!
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they arse. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shite.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' arse.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' arse.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his arse whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] frick you, frick you, and frick you! Who's next?!
Posted on 9/18/11 at 9:38 pm to DriveByBBQ
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?! Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ...
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"
Posted on 9/18/11 at 10:00 pm to Teauxler
"Donations! Donations!"
"I thought it was the trash"
"I thought it was the trash"
Posted on 9/19/11 at 1:43 pm to Teauxler
[During basketball game at Madison Square Garden]
Darryl: [sarcastically] So, what do you people play in Africa? Chase the monkey?
Akeem: No, our favorite game there is football, but I believe you call it soc--[Patrice rubs him]--cer
Darryl: [sarcastically] So, what do you people play in Africa? Chase the monkey?
Akeem: No, our favorite game there is football, but I believe you call it soc--[Patrice rubs him]--cer
Posted on 9/19/11 at 1:48 pm to Cardigan
quote:
The same God that Gilllliiigaaann Off the island!
i always love arsenio doing the preacher.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 1:58 pm to TDTGodfather
I tied my shoes once, it was an overrated experience.
Son, I always assumed you had sex with your bathers, I know I do.
Son, I always assumed you had sex with your bathers, I know I do.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 2:04 pm to DriveByBBQ
quote:
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they arse. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shite.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' arse.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' arse.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his arse whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] frick you, frick you, and frick you! Who's next?!
Posted on 9/19/11 at 2:08 pm to DriveByBBQ
quote:
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they arse. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shite.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' arse.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' arse.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his arse whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] frick you, frick you, and frick you! Who's next?!
+ infinity
Posted on 9/19/11 at 2:09 pm to vilma4prez
"I started out just like you guys - on trash. Now, I'm washing lettuce. Pretty soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager....and that's when the big bucks start rolling in!"
Posted on 9/19/11 at 2:10 pm to MSMHater
btw, samuel L giving the "who the frick is this a-hole?!!!" foreshadowed his greatness.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 2:11 pm to MSMHater
"Someone to kiss...someone to miss...to be loved...oh what a feeling"
"Would you shut the frick up"
"Would you shut the frick up"
Posted on 9/19/11 at 3:25 pm to LSUPHILLY72
quote:
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!
quote:
He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island
quote:
But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there's a God somewhere! There's a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! You know there's a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can't make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!
This post was edited on 9/19/11 at 3:26 pm
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