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re: Bachelor Party (1984) sucks
Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:12 am to rebelrouser
Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:12 am to rebelrouser
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I'm laughing my arse off just reading this thread. Great movie and great era for movies. Bachelor Party>>>>>>The Hangover.
No doubt the guys who wrote The Hangover probably watched Bachelor Party 100 times.
I mean the only twist was they don't remember the party.
But the idea of total outrageous antics comes from Bachelor Party. I mean a horse snorting coke (stealing a Tiger); the hooker angle, the parents are wealthy and conservative, hotel room is trashed, they have to find a buddy.
I mean The Hangover is just a redo of Bachelor Party mixed with Memento. That's the only twist and originality.
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Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:45 am to TigerLunatik
That scene makes me laugh every time.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 6:06 am to TigerLunatik
I will never apologize for loving this shite:
PHOTOGRAPHER'S POV; We're LOOKING THROUGH the camera lens. We SEE a cute one-year-old baby boy. He's sitting on a cuddly blanket. We HEAR the VOICE of Jay O'Neill. He is a baby photographer at Sears.
O'NEILL (O.S.): Okay, Timmy... hold that smile... and watch the birdie.
He takes the picture and we SEE the camera flash.
O'NEILL (O.S.): There.
We see he has his camera and backdrop set up in the camera department behind a velour curtain which blacks out the rest of the store. He's conservatively dressed in a suit, vest and tie. He looks like he could be a Young Republican. But under those Sears clothes is a man a little off center. Rick's best friend. Need we say more? He takes the film out of the camera. The matronly mother is in the process of gathering up her baby.
O'NEILL: These should be in the mail to you by next Friday.
She smiles and exits.
O'NEILL (continuing): Next.
A beautiful -- and we're talking gorgeous -- WOMAN enters. Her clothes hug every curve of her body. She has her baby in her arms. O'Neill immediately wants her, and now. His eyes settle onto her full breasts. These he likes.
O'NEILL (continuing): Whoa. Look at those babies.
She gets this innuendo and loves it.
O'NEILL (continuing): How are we doing? My name is O'Neill. And you are...?
WOMAN: Klupner (teasing). Mrs. Klupner.
O'NEILL: Mrs.?
WOMAN: I'm separated.
O'NEILL: Then there is a God. Why don't we take that baby picture.
He takes the baby. He has a hard time taking his eyes off the woman’s breasts. He places the baby on the blanket.
O'NEILL (continuing): If I were you, I'd breast feed until I was 17 or 18.
O’NEILL (gets behind camera; sizing up the shot): Tell ya what...
O'NEILL'S POV THROUGH CAMERA We SEE the baby sitting on the blanket.
O'NEILL (O.S.): Why don't you lean into the picture with your child?
She coyly leans INTO FRAME.
O'NEILL (O.S.)(continuing): A-huh. A little more... good!
She is totally blocking her baby out of the picture.
O'NEILL gets out from behind the camera.
O'NEILL: I'm getting one heck of a glare off your dress there. Could you undo a few buttons?
WOMAN (seductively): Of course.
She starts to unbutton her blouse. O'Neill looks into his camera.
O'NEILL'S POV THROUGH LENS; We SEE the Woman finish her last button.
O'NEILL (O.S.): Now lean in a little more... more... more...
As she complies, her breasts spill out of her dress.
O'NEILL (O.S.)(continuing): Hold that pose.
O'NEILL runs from behind the camera and poses with the woman.
THROUGH CAMERA LENS; We SEE a QUICK SERIES of camera flashes. Each pose finds him near her breasts. He has them on his head. He's cheek to breast. Etc.
RICK enters and witnesses the photo session. He immediately jumps into the shots.
PHOTOGRAPHER'S POV; We're LOOKING THROUGH the camera lens. We SEE a cute one-year-old baby boy. He's sitting on a cuddly blanket. We HEAR the VOICE of Jay O'Neill. He is a baby photographer at Sears.
O'NEILL (O.S.): Okay, Timmy... hold that smile... and watch the birdie.
He takes the picture and we SEE the camera flash.
O'NEILL (O.S.): There.
We see he has his camera and backdrop set up in the camera department behind a velour curtain which blacks out the rest of the store. He's conservatively dressed in a suit, vest and tie. He looks like he could be a Young Republican. But under those Sears clothes is a man a little off center. Rick's best friend. Need we say more? He takes the film out of the camera. The matronly mother is in the process of gathering up her baby.
O'NEILL: These should be in the mail to you by next Friday.
She smiles and exits.
O'NEILL (continuing): Next.
A beautiful -- and we're talking gorgeous -- WOMAN enters. Her clothes hug every curve of her body. She has her baby in her arms. O'Neill immediately wants her, and now. His eyes settle onto her full breasts. These he likes.
O'NEILL (continuing): Whoa. Look at those babies.
She gets this innuendo and loves it.
O'NEILL (continuing): How are we doing? My name is O'Neill. And you are...?
WOMAN: Klupner (teasing). Mrs. Klupner.
O'NEILL: Mrs.?
WOMAN: I'm separated.
O'NEILL: Then there is a God. Why don't we take that baby picture.
He takes the baby. He has a hard time taking his eyes off the woman’s breasts. He places the baby on the blanket.
O'NEILL (continuing): If I were you, I'd breast feed until I was 17 or 18.
O’NEILL (gets behind camera; sizing up the shot): Tell ya what...
O'NEILL'S POV THROUGH CAMERA We SEE the baby sitting on the blanket.
O'NEILL (O.S.): Why don't you lean into the picture with your child?
She coyly leans INTO FRAME.
O'NEILL (O.S.)(continuing): A-huh. A little more... good!
She is totally blocking her baby out of the picture.
O'NEILL gets out from behind the camera.
O'NEILL: I'm getting one heck of a glare off your dress there. Could you undo a few buttons?
WOMAN (seductively): Of course.
She starts to unbutton her blouse. O'Neill looks into his camera.
O'NEILL'S POV THROUGH LENS; We SEE the Woman finish her last button.
O'NEILL (O.S.): Now lean in a little more... more... more...
As she complies, her breasts spill out of her dress.
O'NEILL (O.S.)(continuing): Hold that pose.
O'NEILL runs from behind the camera and poses with the woman.
THROUGH CAMERA LENS; We SEE a QUICK SERIES of camera flashes. Each pose finds him near her breasts. He has them on his head. He's cheek to breast. Etc.
RICK enters and witnesses the photo session. He immediately jumps into the shots.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 6:14 am to LuckyTiger
Or this...
They start walking toward the baggage claim area.
O'NEILL: So, Larry, how have you been?
LARRY: Just in love with everybody. It's really a beautiful planet. I love you, Rick. I love you guys. I love everybody.
RICK: So how's your wife?
Larry stops walking and immediately breaks down.
LARRY: I hate her. I hate her guts, the bitch!
O'NEILL: Larry, you and your wife got problems?
LARRY: I don't want to talk about it. I love you guys. I love my friends.
Larry reaches into his pocket, takes out a Quaalude.
LARRY (continuing): You want to share it?
RICK: Naw, two on a Quaalude... bad luck.
LARRY: Right.
He pops it in his mouth.
They start walking toward the baggage claim area.
O'NEILL: So, Larry, how have you been?
LARRY: Just in love with everybody. It's really a beautiful planet. I love you, Rick. I love you guys. I love everybody.
RICK: So how's your wife?
Larry stops walking and immediately breaks down.
LARRY: I hate her. I hate her guts, the bitch!
O'NEILL: Larry, you and your wife got problems?
LARRY: I don't want to talk about it. I love you guys. I love my friends.
Larry reaches into his pocket, takes out a Quaalude.
LARRY (continuing): You want to share it?
RICK: Naw, two on a Quaalude... bad luck.
LARRY: Right.
He pops it in his mouth.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 6:33 am to mametoo
The Indian pimp lol
“What it is bro!”
“You’re a pimp? You look like Gandhi.”
“What it is bro!”
“You’re a pimp? You look like Gandhi.”
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:15 pm to Muthsera
I grew up watching Tom Hanks 80's comedies. I think HBO ran one everyday. Bachelor Party, The Money Pit, Dragnet, Volunteers, The Burbs, Turner and Hooch, Joe Vs the Volcano, Big, and Splash are still like comfort food viewing. They havent aged well at all but they bring me back to being 10 years old and laughing till it hurts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:31 pm to ThuperThumpin
Then there is Tracy. Damn.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:49 pm to Muthsera
How could you not laugh at the donkey scene. Must have had a bad day
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:51 pm to Muthsera
I’d like to adopt this 17 year old Korean girl that I’ve had my eye own.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:55 pm to ThuperThumpin
quote:
Tom Hanks 80's comedies
The nectar of the Gods.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:56 pm to LuckyTiger
I’ll add:
“I just bet my balls;.and shook on it”.
“I just bet my balls;.and shook on it”.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:42 pm to Muthsera
Bachelor Party is perfect.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 9:03 pm to dbeck
I love the sarcastic clapping...
When they are in the elevator the hotel manager says,”I’m the manager of this hotel!”
They all just look at each other and start clapping
Potato salad, I hope you like chunky style, my favorite
When they are in the elevator the hotel manager says,”I’m the manager of this hotel!”
They all just look at each other and start clapping
Potato salad, I hope you like chunky style, my favorite
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