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re: Bachelor in Paradise

Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:16 pm to
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Best part of the show imo. Dude's funny as shite.



He's like a South Park Canadian who has come to life
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 8:40 pm to
The hosts of the after show are a boil on the a-hole of television. Miserable.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
79026 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 9:58 pm to
Agreed. That awful giant Michelle couldn't even hold a gig on the View.

The simple fact that Ashley I. idolizes the Kardashians should immediately disqualify her from being worthy of any rational human being's love.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:53 am to
I still haven't figured out the point of that After Paradise show, other than to let Shawn come on there all geeked out on blow.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:45 am to
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I still haven't figured out the point of that After Paradise show, other than to let Shawn come on there all geeked out on blow.



That shite is unwatchable. I rarely stick around to see the entirety of the main show, but I don't even think my GF watches the after show.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
79026 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 2:23 pm to
You know After Paradise is bad when even Chris Harrison won't even whore himself out for it, any longer. Every time I see him on camera, I think of Grant from UNReal, and LMAO.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25522 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 8:59 am to
Great ep last night.

Izzy leaving Vinny

The twins showing how stupid they are

Carly settling for Evan

Ashley being legitimately insane
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:08 am to
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Ashley being legitimately insane


That bitch is nuts.

quote:

The twins showing how stupid they are


They played Daniel for a fool, though.
Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4243 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:11 am to
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Watched this show for the first time last night during Olympic commercials. Glad to see Evan is doing everything in his power to continue to be painfully awkward. Emily can fly on over to Texas if she would like someone to choose her. Although, with her attractiveness level, I'm sure I'm missing some baggage that was displayed.


Tuned in for a bit to see my fears from last week were confirmed. Yikes.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:14 am to
I got kind of bored with it last night. Too many committed couples, and they couldn't even squeeze any drama out of Daniel's final rose pick.


Ashley's obsession over Jared is boring. I know they thought letting her back on would create some drama, but it just didn't happen.

Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12725 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:15 am to
I'm beginning to love this show. My fiancé and I watch every episode for comedic value. I think my brothers gf watches thinking all these people have genuine intentions.

Looks like Lace is going cold on Grant. Didn't tell him she loved him back

Izzy sucks. What a bitch

Carly and Evan. Weird as hell but it works

Thank God there was pretty much zero screen time for Josh and that skank he's banging. Can't remember her name, which shows how forgetful of a human she is. She must give terrible interviews because she never has a diary session shown

Ashley I. That girl needs to pull it together. She's a stone cold fox, but Jesus, she needs to be mentally evaluated
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
79026 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:36 am to
Caila was driving us insane, flip-flopping between going out on the date with Brett. Then she wasn't. It was back on. Aaaaaand she's off. Ugh. She's cute, but it ain't worth all that. Jared is a legitimately good guy, but he had to have done something awful in a past life.

Josh has come out on Twitter and explicitly said that he made the "Mmmm" sound once with the pizza, and then another time kissing Amanda. If you'll notice, it's the exact same sound over and over. That's just the audio engineers playing with him, looping that in on his segments. They did the same thing with Ashley I. crying while Jared and Caila were talking off alone, since obviously they had Ashley's boo-hoo audio from her mic.

Vinny and Izzy are annoying as shite, and didn't have nearly a solid of "a relationship" as poor, clueless mook Vinny thought, if a dude just walking through the door can turn Izzy's head to the point of practically breaking up with him.

I was supremely disappointed in Carly. Evan's over by himself, bragging to the camera in his ITM that he basically manipulated Carly, and she's admitting she's finally being worn down by him. Isn't that how all great love stories begin?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:44 am to
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Josh has come out on Twitter and explicitly said that he made the "Mmmm" sound once with the pizza, and then another time kissing Amanda. If you'll notice, it's the exact same sound over and over. That's just the audio engineers playing with him, looping that in on his segments.



Were there people that actually thought he made those noises every time he kissed? Pretty obvious production added the soundbite. Still funny though.


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Vinny and Izzy are annoying as shite, and didn't have nearly a solid of "a relationship" as poor, clueless mook Vinny thought, if a dude just walking through the door can turn Izzy's head to the point of practically breaking up with him.



I actually kind of saw Izzy's point on not wanting to regret being on the show and not exploring anything with anyone else, but man that was a terrible way to justify it to him. She looked even more shallow than I thought these people were, which is saying a lot.

Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:53 am to
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Were there people that actually thought he made those noises every time he kissed? Pretty obvious production added the soundbite. Still funny though.


The best part of the show is the way production treats it like a cheeseball comedy. From the intros to the repeated soundbites to making sure they feature every time Daniel says 'eh.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
79026 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 9:59 am to
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From the intros


I laughed my arse off when they edited in Josh's intro card before Nick's. Since he was always on from the beginning of the season, his getting hit in the head with the soccer ball was funny enough, but once Josh came on, they took it to a new level. (Josh kicks the same soccer ball that you now see hitting Nick in the face).
Posted by Rohan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
1636 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 10:54 am to
I laughed at the censoring of Daniel's explanation of why bagging a virgin would be cool. Good stuff.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25522 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:07 pm to
I liked it when they were talking about Daniel and in the background he is just flexing for Vinny.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:12 pm to
Daniel needs to stop referring to himself as the papa bear though... he's funny, but he's no Chad.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25522 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:15 pm to
Chad needs to redeem himself by showing up and saving Evan from a bully.
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1836 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:49 pm to
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Carly settling for Evan



i think carly just tricked herself into falling for evan to ensure that she got another rose, she knew she wasnt in power. i think she actually believes she likes him, but thats just until she realizes she gets to give out a rose this week.

what the hell am i doing even commenting on this show
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