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A reminder that the prequels killed Darth Vader and through transitive property, Luke
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:56 am
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:56 am
Darth Vader is a pussy. Hes not a badass or even a sith. Thats what George Lucas taught me. The vader hallway scene in Rogue One is garbage. It literally wants to make me burst out laughing at how out of character it is.
I expected to see Vader tell those rebel troopers about sand and how Obi Wan was just holding him back. Then he just dies of a broken heart and spares everyone the pain. Hayden Christensen is the worst actor of all time. Anakin Skywalker is the worst written character of all time.
This is why Luke Skywalker is a shite character too. Him wanting to save Vader in the OT makes no sense. He has no relationship with him whatsoever other than Vader wanting to kill him. Luke wanting to save Vader just because hes his daddy is completely non-sensical. Also his genes are tainted because of his relation to him.
frick George Lucas in the arse.
Inb4 SJW's complain that im wrong.
I expected to see Vader tell those rebel troopers about sand and how Obi Wan was just holding him back. Then he just dies of a broken heart and spares everyone the pain. Hayden Christensen is the worst actor of all time. Anakin Skywalker is the worst written character of all time.
This is why Luke Skywalker is a shite character too. Him wanting to save Vader in the OT makes no sense. He has no relationship with him whatsoever other than Vader wanting to kill him. Luke wanting to save Vader just because hes his daddy is completely non-sensical. Also his genes are tainted because of his relation to him.
frick George Lucas in the arse.
Inb4 SJW's complain that im wrong.
This post was edited on 5/18/18 at 11:59 am
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:00 pm to CockCommander
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:01 pm to CockCommander
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Hayden Christensen is the worst actor of all time.
He's actually a pretty good actor. He was great in Life as a House.
The greatest Chef in the world can't make prime-rib out of a turd.
Lucas is a great idea man. He can't write dialogue for shite and he's even worse at directing.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:02 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Lucas is a great idea man. He can't write dialogue for shite and he's even worse at directing.
Didn't his daughter write a ton of the dialogue for AotC as well? I feel like I remember reading that somewhere.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:03 pm to CockCommander
Did you get one of those tiny barbed fish stuck in your pee-hole?
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:08 pm to CockCommander
What day is the melt on?
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:09 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Didn't his daughter write a ton of the dialogue for AotC as well? I feel like I remember reading that somewhere.
She named some of the characters.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:12 pm to CockCommander
All this is just this poster's appeal to everyone that we should all love TLJ, and we should all pretend like TLJ is better than the prequels.
He is wrong, obviously, but sometimes you should just let the SJW snowflakes like CockCommander vent and skyscream.
He is wrong, obviously, but sometimes you should just let the SJW snowflakes like CockCommander vent and skyscream.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:13 pm to Roaad
TLJ is a fricking godawful movie. Youre an idiot if you think this a defense of it.
Star Wars as an entire franchise is shite now. The OT sucks, the prequels suck, the sequels suck, the spin offs suck
Star Wars as an entire franchise is shite now. The OT sucks, the prequels suck, the sequels suck, the spin offs suck
This post was edited on 5/18/18 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:13 pm to CockCommander
I am just fricking with you
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:17 pm to CockCommander
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Star Wars as an entire franchise is shite now. The OT sucks, the prequels suck, the sequels suck, the spin offs suck
Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:57 pm to CockCommander
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Hayden Christensen is the worst actor of all time.
I liked him in Shattered Glass
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:00 pm to USEyourCURDS
He we solid in Jumper as well.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:03 pm to CockCommander
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The vader hallway scene in Rogue One is garbage. It literally wants to make me burst out laughing at how out of character it is.
It's not nearly as bad as "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations"
:cringe:
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:19 pm to CockCommander
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Darth Vader is a pussy. Hes not a badass or even a sith. Thats what George Lucas taught me. The vader hallway scene in Rogue One is garbage. It literally wants to make me burst out laughing at how out of character it is.
quote:
I expected to see Vader tell those rebel troopers about sand and how Obi Wan was just holding him back. Then he just dies of a broken heart and spares everyone the pain. Hayden Christensen is the worst actor of all time. Anakin Skywalker is the worst written character of all time.
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This is why Luke Skywalker is a shite character too. Him wanting to save Vader in the OT makes no sense. He has no relationship with him whatsoever other than Vader wanting to kill him. Luke wanting to save Vader just because hes his daddy is completely non-sensical. Also his genes are tainted because of his relation to him.
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frick George Lucas in the arse.
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Inb4 SJW's complain that im wrong.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:24 pm to Bonkers119
quote:False.
He we solid in Jumper as well.
It was a battle between him and Sam L as to who could be shittier
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:28 pm to Roaad
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False.
It was a battle between him and Sam L as to who could be shittier
If you've read the book, he makes David's character much more likable than he is in the book.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 3:38 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Star wars killed what would've been a good career for him.
There's a few interviews with him and Lucas out there about how he was told to be pretty wooden in the audition readings.
There's a few interviews with him and Lucas out there about how he was told to be pretty wooden in the audition readings.
Posted on 5/18/18 at 3:57 pm to CockCommander
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Star Wars as an entire franchise is shite now. The OT sucks, the prequels suck, the sequels suck, the spin offs suck
Posted on 5/18/18 at 4:00 pm to CockCommander
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The vader hallway scene in Rogue One is garbage
I thought it was pretty good. Would be nice to have a Vader standalone movie and see him in lightsaber battles with modern special effects.
You realize that Rogue One is set something like 20 years after the prequel trilogy, right? Plenty of time for the Emperor to turn Darth Vader from the whiny bitch in the prequels into a badass sith.
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