re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

Not a great look by Jovi for leaving a woman, that he got pregnant, in Albania to get a medical procedure while she had no passport.

In his mind, was the best case scenario that her experience would turn into a "Hostel" sequel and his Yara problem would take care of itself?

Also, I hope we learn more about Tarik's cult of 17 years.

This season has been pretty meh. Nobody sticks out like an Angela or no neck Ed.

Poor Jovi

Just wanted to bump to see if anyone is still following this. It is a guilty pleasure for my wife and I to watch.

Obviously all of the Americans are a little off, which is why they resort to finding a mate overseas in the first place.

French girl heading to Serbia has to be playing the long game of just getting to America to chase whatever dream she has and her loser boyfriend must just be the price she has to pay to get there. No way she can be attracted to him or even think that he is in her league.

Big Mike in Washington is too damn soft. His bitch wants him to be a man, and he acts like he is too cool to talk to her. Then when he finally decides to have a deep conversation, he bails after like 2 mins. Natasha is hot but I can hear her saying "Michael no geeeve me reeeng back" over and over in my sleep.

Jovi and Yara seem halfway normal, but she obviously isn't happy in NOLA, and Jovi being gone every other month is not sustainable for a young couple. His friends are morons too, stay out till 2 AM without packing the night before you leave for your wedding?? Very responsible.

Nerdy farm boy with his pole dancer gf is too far up his mom's arse to make any decisions on his own. His dad seems like a normal dude who is just hoping that this little charade will be over when the cameras go away and he can go back to his normal life.

Georgia Hot Chicken Fatty and Tunisian Skinny Jeans Fatty both gross me out. She is desperate and insecure, and he seems like a buffoon. I think he is enjoying the free ride his woman is providing for him, but he seems like he'd rather be back in his home country. Last night she basically agreed to marry him before Ramadan and realizes she lost her ring (WTF?) so while she's looking for it he is chilling on the couch with headphones on playing video games like he doesn't give AF.

Tarik and Hazel are ridiculous. I think Tarik's IQ is around 50. He set up a call with the ex gf under the guise of getting advice from her, but he basically flirts with her the whole call right in front of Hazel. Every time Hazel speaks he rolls his eyes and smirks to Minty.They are so hung up on finding a shared gf that they don't seem to spend anytime falling in love with each other.

And finally, the hot mess old GILF in Belize. She has been paying her bf's wages without his knowledge as well as spending thousands on gifts for him, only to have him roll out after hitting it one last time. She immediately calls his cousin who takes a 4 hour bus ride, then a 2 hour boat ride, then eats a mile of glass shards just to see her. He immediately tells her he is ready to go to America with her, despite having 3 kids in Belize. Dude is ready to GTFO of there and start spending old white girl's money. She is a lush looks stoned all the time and now her ex bf's mom is calling her business in the States looking for her son. Bitch is a slow trainwreck that you cant look away from.

That's my synopsis, I honestly don't see any of the couples working out. Maybe Jovi and Yara because of the baby, but it wouldn't surprise me to see them move away.

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Just wanted to bump to see if anyone is still following this

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unfortunatley yes, and for the same reason as you.

Anyone watching The Single Life on discovery+ ? Now there's even more entertainment value.