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Utah Jazz sold... there's still no Jazz in Utah
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:30 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:30 am
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Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn
After 35 years of stewardship, the Millers have entered into an agreement to sell the Utah Jazz to Qualtrics founder @RyanQualtrics, sources tell ESPN.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:38 am to rt3
Smith sold his company to SAP for 8 billion, so I guess the Jazz is in his budget.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:39 am to rt3
REBRAND AND GIVE UP THE NAME YOU COWARDS
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:41 am to whatiknowsofar
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REBRAND AND GIVE UP THE NAME YOU COWARDS
The buyer is a Mormon - he'd trade it for the 'Saints'
They might be open to selling the name. The only reason they kept it is because they maxed out all funds when they bought the team in the late 70's, and they couldn't afford the rebranding costs - they had intended to change the name.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 10:45 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:44 am to Buckeye Jeaux
Can’t have the Saints, but they can have the Bobcats which makes a lot more sense in Utah than Charlotte. Or otherwise come up with something that, ya know, has some relevance to their region
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:45 am to rt3
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Utah Jazz
Cultural appropriation. More offensive than the Redskins. I'm literally shaking.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:48 am to rt3
There’s also only 22 lakes in Los Angeles. Lakers, my fricking arse.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:50 am to Bench McElroy
Utah Mormons you cowards
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:52 am to rt3
Curious to know what they sold for, seems like the worst year to sell a team
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:53 am to rt3
Utah is the Beehive State.
There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.
To me, Bees is a WAY better nickname than ‘Jazz’ in a state like Utah.
There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.
To me, Bees is a WAY better nickname than ‘Jazz’ in a state like Utah.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:58 am to SportsGuyNOLA
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There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.
No major, but the Triple-A baseball team is the Bees
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 11:01 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:02 am to rt3
How we fix this.
New Orleans gets Jazz back
Utah gets Raptors. Utah is full of fossils and the Utahraptor is actually an enormous raptor and is the state dinosaur of Utah.
Toronto: gets to name their team something Canadian. Which is something Canadians love to do. See: maple leafs, canucks, canadiens,
Who loses here?
Building on this:
Toronto gets the Grizzlies because they have a grizzlies
Memphis gets Kings for Elvia
Losing steam: idk anything Sacramento is know for.
Edit: frick it. Move Sacramento to Seattle and make them the SonicsZ I just fixed all the names in the NBA without creating a new one.
New Orleans Jazz
Utah Raptors
Toronto Grizzlies
Memphis Kings
Seattle Sonics.
Sacramento loses their shitty team.
New Orleans gets Jazz back
Utah gets Raptors. Utah is full of fossils and the Utahraptor is actually an enormous raptor and is the state dinosaur of Utah.
Toronto: gets to name their team something Canadian. Which is something Canadians love to do. See: maple leafs, canucks, canadiens,
Who loses here?
Building on this:
Toronto gets the Grizzlies because they have a grizzlies
Memphis gets Kings for Elvia
Losing steam: idk anything Sacramento is know for.
Edit: frick it. Move Sacramento to Seattle and make them the SonicsZ I just fixed all the names in the NBA without creating a new one.
New Orleans Jazz
Utah Raptors
Toronto Grizzlies
Memphis Kings
Seattle Sonics.
Sacramento loses their shitty team.
This post was edited on 10/29/20 at 9:45 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:04 am to SportsGuyNOLA
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Utah is the Beehive State.
There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.
To me, Bees is a WAY better nickname than ‘Jazz’ in a state like Utah.
Or Utah Stingers, Utah Buzz, Utah Swarm. Arena could be colloquially known as “The Hive”. They should think outside the box as is common in the Association
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:19 am to Starchild
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Utah Buzz, Utah Swarm
These sound a little too WNBA-y to me.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:28 am to SammyTiger
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Losing steam: idk anything Sacramento is know for.
the Sacramento Safehavens
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:29 am to rt3
The Utah Basketball Team.
Any other name could be offensive.
Any other name could be offensive.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:34 am to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:
Utah is the Beehive State.
Stern should have forced a trade, New Orleans Hornets for Utah Jazz.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:34 am to rt3
We should have chipped in something to buy our name back.
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