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Utah Jazz sold... there's still no Jazz in Utah

Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:30 am
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141201 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:30 am
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Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn
After 35 years of stewardship, the Millers have entered into an agreement to sell the Utah Jazz to Qualtrics founder @RyanQualtrics, sources tell ESPN.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:38 am to
Smith sold his company to SAP for 8 billion, so I guess the Jazz is in his budget.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21078 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:39 am to
REBRAND AND GIVE UP THE NAME YOU COWARDS
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:41 am to
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REBRAND AND GIVE UP THE NAME YOU COWARDS


The buyer is a Mormon - he'd trade it for the 'Saints'

They might be open to selling the name. The only reason they kept it is because they maxed out all funds when they bought the team in the late 70's, and they couldn't afford the rebranding costs - they had intended to change the name.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 10:45 am
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:44 am to
Can’t have the Saints, but they can have the Bobcats which makes a lot more sense in Utah than Charlotte. Or otherwise come up with something that, ya know, has some relevance to their region
Posted by PEEPO
Member since Sep 2020
1820 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Utah Jazz


Cultural appropriation. More offensive than the Redskins. I'm literally shaking.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33943 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:48 am to
There’s also only 22 lakes in Los Angeles. Lakers, my fricking arse.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:50 am to
Utah Mormons you cowards
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36665 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:52 am to
Curious to know what they sold for, seems like the worst year to sell a team
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17060 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:53 am to
Utah is the Beehive State.

There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.

To me, Bees is a WAY better nickname than ‘Jazz’ in a state like Utah.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:56 am to
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:58 am to
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There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.




No major, but the Triple-A baseball team is the Bees
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 11:01 am
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66655 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:02 am to
How we fix this.

New Orleans gets Jazz back
Utah gets Raptors. Utah is full of fossils and the Utahraptor is actually an enormous raptor and is the state dinosaur of Utah.
Toronto: gets to name their team something Canadian. Which is something Canadians love to do. See: maple leafs, canucks, canadiens,

Who loses here?

Building on this:

Toronto gets the Grizzlies because they have a grizzlies
Memphis gets Kings for Elvia
Losing steam: idk anything Sacramento is know for.

Edit: frick it. Move Sacramento to Seattle and make them the SonicsZ I just fixed all the names in the NBA without creating a new one.

New Orleans Jazz
Utah Raptors
Toronto Grizzlies
Memphis Kings
Seattle Sonics.

Sacramento loses their shitty team.
This post was edited on 10/29/20 at 9:45 am
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Utah is the Beehive State.

There are no major sports franchises named the Bees.

To me, Bees is a WAY better nickname than ‘Jazz’ in a state like Utah.


Or Utah Stingers, Utah Buzz, Utah Swarm. Arena could be colloquially known as “The Hive”. They should think outside the box as is common in the Association
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:19 am to
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Utah Buzz, Utah Swarm


These sound a little too WNBA-y to me.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:24 am to
Utah Utes
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17142 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:28 am to
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Losing steam: idk anything Sacramento is know for.


the Sacramento Safehavens
Posted by sportsfan
Member since Feb 2011
3487 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:29 am to
The Utah Basketball Team.

Any other name could be offensive.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41208 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Utah is the Beehive State.



Stern should have forced a trade, New Orleans Hornets for Utah Jazz.
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12381 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:34 am to
We should have chipped in something to buy our name back.
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