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re: Update Pg 3: How long before the NFL has its first FEMALE player?

Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:22 pm to
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.... unless there's an ultra-athletic tranny out there



Caster Semenya - disqualified then re-qualified hermaphrodite star female athlete.


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Posted by Palm Beach Tiger
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:26 pm to
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Wait, Carney can do that?


Carney was the exact reason I said virtually, and he was retired when the Saints brought him in. I'm pretty sure the guy can still make 45 yards and in with more accuracy then any woman on the planet though. Not to mention the fact that the first time a woman kicker missed a game winning field goal the entire organization would be a laughing stock. It will never happen.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:26 pm to
It could happen now if an owner wanted to sign one as a statement.

I'm surprised Lurie (Hollywood producer; has complained in interviews that there aren't enough good film roles for women) hasn't tried to pull this kind of shite with the Eagles
Posted by Michael J Cocks
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:28 pm to
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How long before the NFL has its first FEMALE player?


This will never happen. But I could see a pretty decent movie Starring Demi Moore in it. Or wait, perhaps Rosie O'donnell or that fat bitch Monique that does all the unfunny black movies and tv shows.
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:29 pm to
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I'm pretty sure the guy can still make 45 yards and in with more accuracy then any woman on the planet though.


Why? Some chicks out there have to be able to kick it that far; again, I surmise that none are trying to kick it that far and kick it that far accurately due to social norms.
Posted by Palm Beach Tiger
Orlando, Florida
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:31 pm to
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Why? Some chicks out there have to be able to kick it that far; again, I surmise that none are trying to kick it that far and kick it that far accurately due to social norms.


The same reason there are men that can make it from 70 yards, but you never see it actually happen in a game situation.
Posted by Tds & Beer
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:32 pm to
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All of this is true. Except for maybe the very long time part. Their could be the Tiger Woods of place kicking coming up right now, that could make the scene

How many rookie kickers make an nfl roster each year. 2 or 3? So out of all the kickers in college football one of those two or three could be a girl? No way Jose. Their legs aren't strong enough. And there definitely won't be one at a real position.
Posted by Truculent Typist
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:33 pm to
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How long before the NFL has its first FEMALE player?
Already has one. Her name is Tom Brady.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:36 pm to
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Already has one. Her name is Tom Brady.


Posted by Buckeye Fan 19
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:41 pm to
There will never be one.
Posted by Maximus
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:46 pm to
Sissy Mangold can do it.
Posted by TigerTalker142
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:52 pm to
Women's bones are made of glass they can't play football.
Posted by Truculent Typist
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:56 pm to
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Jcorye1
Unclinch boston boy.
Posted by bddwolfpack
NYC
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 2:40 pm to
Mangold's sister
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79828 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 2:52 pm to
I betcha Mangold's sister could be a long snapper, but she wouldn't be much of a tackler
Posted by St Augustine
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Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 2:52 pm to
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Already has one. Her name is Tom Brady.


It does look like he's been receiving estrogen therapy as of late...seriously what's his deal.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 2:54 pm to
I think he got his cheekbones raised or his girl taught him how to use makeup. If he didn't win 3 superbowls for NE, I'd say he went hollywood.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70490 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 2:56 pm to
why the frick would he do that?

The dude got so many modeling/commercials/ads based on his look as it was (no homo). Now he looks like an elf bred with his wife.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 3:04 pm to
People lose touch with reality. You gotta think he knows hes a sure fire HOFer, will be included in almost everyone's top 10 of all time, married a super model, and gets paid a gazillion dollars. Probably has too many yes men in his life. I'm honestly surprised hes as grounded as he is. I'd rather him do weird facial surgeries than turn into a douche like Manning.
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15595 posts
Posted on 10/19/10 at 5:04 pm to
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