re: Tim Tebow Cut by the Pats

was it the interceptions?

I know of a strip club in Penscalosa looking for a bouncer.

Yeah, they still have Blaine Gabbert.

NFL QB Bust Quota: Met.

He's done with football. I don't feel he ever got a fair shot but he did have some shortcomings. Was a perfect fit for Meyer's offense but that arm just wasn't strong enough and his pocket presence was amoung the worst I've ever seen. 2 things that you have to have in pro ball. Montana didn't have the gun but it wasn't totally weak either. He also made up for it with great pocket presence. Same with Brady. Tebow will be a success in life. He's too good a kid and has a great head on his shoulders. It just won't be in football. His pro career reminds me of another former Gator great in Kerwin Bell. Great college baller but just didn't have the arm and never got in with the right team. I think the same could be said about Tommy Hodson as well except Tommy had a decent gun but could throw some picks if pressured. Still very talented. Not sure why Tommy didn't pan out. Probably the right team thing as well with Tommy.

What the Onion thinks

July 28, 2013: Casually shows up to New York Jets training camp like nothing happened
September 8, 2013: Finally gets around to finishing Bible
December 25, 2013: Tebow will vow to work harder than anybody else to once again become a starting quarterback in the NFL to a very confused cashier at Wendy’s
February 7, 2016: Wins first Super Bowl ring as third-string fullback for St. Louis Rams
November 2017: Soaks up every last second of a standing ovation from fans during a Gators football game
December 2017: Decides it’s just time to hit the open road, hitting every soda joint and R-rated movie along the way
May–July 2018: Brief stint as minister exposes serious flaws in his ability to shout out a bunch of hallelujahs
November 3, 2020: Marries a beautiful, incredibly boring woman
June 2028: Gets 7-year-old son a private quarterback coach who can instruct him on how to properly throw a football
August 12, 2029: Fulfills long-held dream of attending Rex Ryan’s funeral
May 6, 2030: Finally learns how to throw perfect spiral
February 11, 2064: Ascends to heaven

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Dude need to look at Jimmie Gram and switch to tight end. He would be a beast.

Knew this would eventually reach the Rant.

I think we gonna find out Mr. Tebow has very little to say. He's not very bright - one of the things all of the pro coaches mentioned and he has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old alter boy. Being one of the talking jocks I realize is not difficult but I think that little boy voice gets tiresome after a season.

You really are retarded. Jax isn't picking him up and shouldn't. He's not starting his own church. I wish stupid was fixable.