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NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:37 pm
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey.
"Listen, man, I got nothing against the gays," said Provorov to a crowd of outraged sports writers as the rest of his team pranced across the ice gracefully in their colorful outfits. "But I ain't wearing that thing. Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs. Also, I believe in God and stuff, and I don't want to disobey him, so there's that."
The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the decision. "The lives of LGBTQ+ people are in danger unless everyone on earth affirms their sex lives by wearing the special uniform and saluting the special flag," said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an op-ed. "If Provorov refuses to show unquestioning fealty to our belief system, he is a fascist and must be punched until he complies."
Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far, none have accepted the invite.
At publishing time, the NHL courted more controversy after several players refused to wear sparkly princess dresses on Trans-Awareness Night.
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Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:39 pm to GumboPot
quote:not all heros wear capes
If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:39 pm to GumboPot
Bee article
This post was edited on 1/24/23 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:42 pm to GumboPot
This hook will catch quite a few
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:42 pm to GumboPot
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Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:42 pm to Ed Osteen
For how heavy handed the bee is, this is actually a funny sentence 
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Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far
This post was edited on 1/24/23 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:43 pm to GumboPot
How many gays care about hockey? Sports need to stop having pride nights. Players shouldn't be forced to wear pride outfits or racism patches
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:45 pm to GumboPot
I wanted this to be true but knew it was the Bee
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:45 pm to GumboPot
That's some well done satire right there. Close enough to be believable.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:46 pm to WestCoastAg
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For how heavy handed the bee is
What do you mean? It is pure satire
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:46 pm to Cosmo
I laughed pretty hard at this one. I had to post it.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:52 pm to GumboPot
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Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far, none have accepted the invite.
I like to think this is a metaphor for all the feminist that don't watch the WNBA
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:56 pm to GumboPot
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:57 pm to GumboPot
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The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the decision. "The lives of LGBTQ+ people are in danger unless everyone on earth affirms their sex lives by wearing the special uniform and saluting the special flag," said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an op-ed. "If Provorov refuses to show unquestioning fealty to our belief system, he is a fascist and must be punched until he complies."
This is the kind of shite that will turn the people who are ambivalent to the gays... These idiots will push straight people against them.
This post was edited on 1/24/23 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:58 pm to GumboPot
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said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:58 pm to WestCoastAg
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For how heavy handed the bee is, this is actually a funny sentence
Have to admit, knowing US Soccer and the MLS, I wouldnt be surprised if this was actually a true statement made by them.
European soccer is full of racist and assholes, so it would be less believable if they used them.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 3:58 pm to GumboPot
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Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
Posted on 1/24/23 at 4:01 pm to GumboPot
Who is the Bee satirizing here.
The player?
The player?
Posted on 1/24/23 at 4:02 pm to GumboPot
What is funny about that is if you've ever been around professional soccer players, at least in Europe, they are probably the poster boys for hetero.
Gay guys would not last long on a European club.....like maybe 20 minutes.
Gay guys would not last long on a European club.....like maybe 20 minutes.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 4:02 pm to GumboPot
As a huge soccer fan who hates hockey, that's pretty hilarious.
ETA: Man, didn't see it was The Bee, that's too bad. That guy would have been my new favorite athlete.
ETA: Man, didn't see it was The Bee, that's too bad. That guy would have been my new favorite athlete.
This post was edited on 1/24/23 at 4:04 pm
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