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NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
Posted by GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 3:37 pm
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey.
"Listen, man, I got nothing against the gays," said Provorov to a crowd of outraged sports writers as the rest of his team pranced across the ice gracefully in their colorful outfits. "But I ain't wearing that thing. Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs. Also, I believe in God and stuff, and I don't want to disobey him, so there's that."
The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the decision. "The lives of LGBTQ+ people are in danger unless everyone on earth affirms their sex lives by wearing the special uniform and saluting the special flag," said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an op-ed. "If Provorov refuses to show unquestioning fealty to our belief system, he is a fascist and must be punched until he complies."
Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far, none have accepted the invite.
At publishing time, the NHL courted more controversy after several players refused to wear sparkly princess dresses on Trans-Awareness Night.
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re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by WestCoastAg 
on 1/24/23 at 3:39 pm to GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 3:39 pm to GumboPotquote:not all heros wear capes
If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by TexasTiger33 
on 1/24/23 at 3:39 pm to GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 3:39 pm to GumboPotBee article
This post was edited on 1/24 at 3:43 pm
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by GoGators1995 on 1/24/23 at 3:42 pm to GumboPot
quote:
Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs.
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by WestCoastAg on 1/24/23 at 3:42 pm to Ed Osteen
on 1/24/23 at 3:42 pm to Ed OsteenFor how heavy handed the bee is, this is actually a funny sentence 
quote:
Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far
This post was edited on 1/24 at 3:43 pm
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by CatsGoneWild on 1/24/23 at 3:43 pm to GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 3:43 pm to GumboPotHow many gays care about hockey? Sports need to stop having pride nights. Players shouldn't be forced to wear pride outfits or racism patches
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by Cosmo 
on 1/24/23 at 3:46 pm to WestCoastAg
on 1/24/23 at 3:46 pm to WestCoastAgquote:
For how heavy handed the bee is
What do you mean? It is pure satire
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Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far, none have accepted the invite.
I like to think this is a metaphor for all the feminist that don't watch the WNBA
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by Deep Purple Haze on 1/24/23 at 3:56 pm to GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 3:56 pm to GumboPot
quote:
The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the decision. "The lives of LGBTQ+ people are in danger unless everyone on earth affirms their sex lives by wearing the special uniform and saluting the special flag," said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an op-ed. "If Provorov refuses to show unquestioning fealty to our belief system, he is a fascist and must be punched until he complies."
This is the kind of shite that will turn the people who are ambivalent to the gays... These idiots will push straight people against them.
This post was edited on 1/24 at 3:58 pm
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by kengel2 on 1/24/23 at 3:58 pm to WestCoastAg
on 1/24/23 at 3:58 pm to WestCoastAgquote:
For how heavy handed the bee is, this is actually a funny sentence
Have to admit, knowing US Soccer and the MLS, I wouldnt be surprised if this was actually a true statement made by them.
European soccer is full of racist and a-holes, so it would be less believable if they used them.
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by SammyTiger on 1/24/23 at 4:01 pm to GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 4:01 pm to GumboPotWho is the Bee satirizing here.
The player?
The player?
What is funny about that is if you've ever been around professional soccer players, at least in Europe, they are probably the poster boys for hetero.
Gay guys would not last long on a European club.....like maybe 20 minutes.
Gay guys would not last long on a European club.....like maybe 20 minutes.
re: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing SoccerPosted by RandySavage 
on 1/24/23 at 4:02 pm to GumboPot
on 1/24/23 at 4:02 pm to GumboPotAs a huge soccer fan who hates hockey, that's pretty hilarious.
ETA: Man, didn't see it was The Bee, that's too bad. That guy would have been my new favorite athlete.
ETA: Man, didn't see it was The Bee, that's too bad. That guy would have been my new favorite athlete.
This post was edited on 1/24 at 4:04 pm
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