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re: My CFB sports betting is the worst in human history.

Posted on 11/15/25 at 7:29 pm to
Posted by Noryev
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 11/15/25 at 7:29 pm to
I do $50 every weekend for shits and giggles. Here’s my best for the weekend.

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86171 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:13 pm to
lol. I just won a a a SEVENTEEN leg parlay .
Think about that. The only leg that was a problem was Georgia Tech. All moneyline on 14 plus point favorites . Roughly 8 to 1. So ended up doubling my money on the day. But that’s it. Sticking to other sports.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:17 pm to
I came up with an all-timer today when aTm was down 27-3. Put money on aTm +700 and nabbed aTm +15.5
I have no idea why I felt that comeback coming but decided to try it anyway.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
86171 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:17 pm to
Awesome !
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:27 pm to
That's what its all about
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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Posted on 11/16/25 at 1:03 am to
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2 years in and still on House money thanks to some good fortune


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still on House money


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House money

Whenever you hear this term being used by a bettor, rest assured that they don't know what the frick they're talking about!
Posted by LSURoss
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Member since Dec 2007
16767 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 5:34 am to
Stick to ______ to win one set bets in tennis. Put 2 or 3 together for +110~ rinse and repeat all weekend.


Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18309 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 7:39 am to
I quit betting, was tired of pissing money away….got back into sports cards again instead. At least my money can be turned into assets and still have fun following players I collect/watching games with interest because I have their auto etc. if I want to sell a card I can put it on eBay and make money
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86171 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 7:52 am to
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Whenever you hear this term being used by a bettor, rest assured that they don't know what the frick they're talking about!



So much hostility from the degenerate professional gambler crowd. I went on Draft Kings . They gave me $200. I barely played and honestly forgot about it for the most part and had like $340 or something and it just sat there. I then quadrupled it quickly during the Stanley Cup playoffs last spring. Thank you Mikko Rantanen. Then I stayed off it. Then I KILLED it on the Dodgers including some player prop bets that hit . Thank you Shohei. Then I won on hockey- mainly the Avalanche because I know that roster like a fricking map. Thank you NateMac-and Marty Necas. And thank you for it being mid November and having one regulation loss. Then I sucked hard at college football. Until yesterday when I won after starting this thread. Including a seventeen leg parlay lol of heavy favorites moneylines and LSU to win but not by more than 4.5 thank you Harlem Berry for the slide.

So house money. When I make a transfer from my bank I’ll be on MY MONEY. But actually I won’t because I won’t do that because unlike you I do it recreationally on HOUSE money. Ya fricking degenerate gambler .

If ya need any hockey tips- eat me.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27215 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 9:11 am to
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If ya need any hockey tips- eat me.

how bout just the tip?
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Today the best strategy has been wait til the home team is down 2 scores then bet them

A&m
LSU

Lets see if USC and Alabama can keep it going

USC and Bama both hit as well

this is why it'll always be not about what you bet, but when you bet
This post was edited on 11/16/25 at 9:13 am
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47810 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 9:13 am to
You should look at doing arbitrage betting. You can’t lose haha
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2480 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 12:45 pm to
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lol. I just won a a a SEVENTEEN leg parlay .
Think about that. The only leg that was a problem was Georgia Tech. All moneyline on 14 plus point favorites . Roughly 8 to 1. So ended up doubling my money on the day. But that’s it. Sticking to other sports.


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I just won a a a SEVENTEEN leg parlay

Yes. Of course you did.
Please post it here for us. We would love to see it.
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ended up doubling my money on the day

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my money

Well, it it your money or is it
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HOUSE money
?

Not only do you sound like a dumbass, you're also full of shite!

Have a great day!
Posted by BigC LSU
Pittsburgh
Member since Oct 2025
1770 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 12:57 pm to
Try a new sport. I only bet live basketball spreads, and i think ive found my niche. I went 14/18 yesterday, and like 3/8 on football.
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
28424 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 1:50 pm to
I’m up $8700 this season, 95% CFB with a little NFL sprinkled in lower amounts. It’s been a good season for me so far. Last 2 Saturdays were rough but yesterday was good.

Besides 2019, this is the best season I’ve had in a while. Which is ironic given the insane parity in CFB this year and I’m primarily a ML bettor. Most seasons I end up down overall for the season or pretty close to even.

I track it myself weekly, but All my sports betting is with MGM now so it makes it easy to track +/- for the day and season
This post was edited on 11/16/25 at 2:10 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109287 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:21 pm to
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My CFB sports betting is the worst in human history.


Are you letting Peej make your pics?
Posted by BigC LSU
Pittsburgh
Member since Oct 2025
1770 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:38 pm to
I started the day 3/3 on basketball. I said feick it, NFL on, let me sprinkle a few bets. Every one has lost, and the last one will probably also. If you win at one sport, stick to it.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98250 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:18 pm to
Use grok and find a solid prompt. Havent used if for CFB but for NFL it gave another winner

Tenn +5.5

Its now 13-6 on the year
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43165 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:35 pm to
I’ll follow next week. Had Bama, falcons, and first half packers this weekend
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86171 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:37 pm to
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Yes. Of course you did. Please post it here for us. We would love to see it.


Just for you, pencil dick:

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17 Pick Parlay 1 +463 Indiana, Texas A&M, Kansas State, UTSA, Arizona State, Kentucky, North Texas, New Mexico, Miami FL, Georgia Tech, Texas Tech, James Madison, Western Kentucky, Tulane, Washington, Ohio State, Florida State Wager: $14.20 Paid: $80.04


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DRAFTKINGS SGP 2 Pick Parlay | +525 Arkansas + 4.5, LSU Wager: $5.00 | Paid: $31.25 4 Arkansas +4.5 Spread LSU Moneyline THE CROWN IS YOURS Won Finished Arkansas LSU Q1 Q2 Q3 14 0 0 16 Q4 8 0 7 T 22 23



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Not only do you sound like a dumbass, you're also full of shite



And you sound like a degenerate gambler -irrationally confrontational, belligerent, least-happy-guy-in-the-room, wife-beating, misanthropic,overcompensating- jizz guzzler who wakes up , looks at his tiny flaccid, unused dick and kicks his dog.

This post was edited on 11/16/25 at 3:44 pm
Posted by UnoMe
Here
Member since Dec 2007
7033 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:39 pm to
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And you sound like a degenerate gambler -irrationally confrontational, belligerent, least-happy-guy-in-the-room, wife-beating, misanthropic,overcompensating- jizz guzzler who wakes up , looks at his tiny flaccid, unused dick and kicks his dog.


Damn son
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