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re: My CFB sports betting is the worst in human history.

Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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Member since Dec 2009
2480 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:56 pm to

You can't possibly be as dumb as you seem here?
When I said post it here for us, I meant post an image of it for us.
Any moron can type in a winning parlay as you may have done here. Would you like me to generate a winning 18 leg parlay for yesterday's games. What about a winning 34 pick parlay?
You're a fricking clown!

~$14 to win ~$80

Congrats on your ~5.5 to 1 payday!



No doubt there's some projection happening in your closing statement.
Maybe take your boyfriend out to lunch with your winnings?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86173 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:03 pm to
Tiny dick syndrome. You seem very , very angry. I’ll let you work through that.
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2480 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:11 pm to
I will attempt to work through my almost uncontrollable anger while waiting on you to post an image of your parlay!
A photo of a paper voucher or a screenshot should suffice.
I will commend the fact that at least you used an amount so paltry that it makes your story slightly believable.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98253 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:22 pm to
What a melt by that dude

After all my years of betting and studying my old roommate who was a degernate gambler but hit a 5k NBA 3 team parlay to win 75k (then came to vegas and started the weekend off with a 7k loss on the Mets vs Yankees) its always best to pick 1 game and go large on that

Less stress. Im seeing it now with my AI prompt. Top % pick is hitting the other 2 they suggest dont

But today it was Titans/Browns/Gmen so might go 2-1
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86173 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:30 pm to
Dude isn’t right. His post history reads like a cry for help. Way more than anger management.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98253 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:31 pm to
I agree. Getting angry at a winning bet no matter how big or cray the parlay/money amount was is reaching dahmer level crazy
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
68480 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:41 pm to
Pimp daddy, do you bet NFL? I think it's 10x more difficult than college. There are no soft lines, it's difficult a lot of times just picking who will win the game, forget about spreads.

College BB is probably the most insane of them all. I think I win 10% of my bets in March madness.

I live on big tennis and college FB bets here and there. I had two large bets in the last five years that have me up 12 grand total. Without them, I am down 40k.
This post was edited on 11/16/25 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86173 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:57 pm to
I stay away from NFL games. I win reliably at one thing bunk, and that’s my NHL bets. Unlike the tiny- dicked super angry BIG TIME guy-it’s just small entertainment budget stuff for me.i don’t have the time to put into it- I use AI to pull up player props and matchups and then go from there.
Posted by engvol
england
Member since Sep 2009
5354 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 6:41 pm to
I've had a successful day - after a dreadful day yesterday - but I had an in play double that needed 49ers O41.5


Unbelievable
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98253 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 6:47 pm to
2-1 today so 14-6 with grok prompt
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26745 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 7:12 pm to
Wow, I just tried a CBB over/under prompt in Grok and it's soooo much better than ChatGPT
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98253 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 9:13 pm to
Yup. Chatgpt had been going south lately
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
28424 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 11:21 pm to
I hit this one Saturday night… was a good night after starting off the day losing a parlay because of Bama

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This post was edited on 11/17/25 at 9:33 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86173 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 10:00 am to
Outstanding.
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2480 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 6:42 pm to
Still waiting on you to post an image of your SEVENTEEN leg parlay.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86173 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Still waiting on you to post an image of your SEVENTEEN leg parlay.


Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43169 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 10:42 am to
What’re the plays today!
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 10:43 am to
Then start posting your bets so we can fade your old arse.
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
28424 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 10:54 am to
Definitely had a few scares yesterday with Iowa and Utah and LSU…. But ended up +$2300 for the day and finally went over $10k profit for the season…. Illinois killed my other parlay for the day, was surprised they sucked so bad at Wisconsin

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This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 11:02 am
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15398 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 10:55 am to
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