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Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:55 am
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:55 am
His 'plays' (media stunts, crotch-grabbing) carry no rational consistency. I appreciate his raw and undeniable abilities but my opinion is now that he is motivated more by a petulant narcissicim that anything else.
Likes to play with his junk in public
Likes to play with his junk in public

Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:58 am to Knight of Old
Can't wait for the excuse. "He has a fear of not playing with himself in public."
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:23 am to Knight of Old
Whatever.
He kicked some serious arse.
He kicked some serious arse.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:32 am to Knight of Old
quote:
Lynch received a fine of $11,050 for making a similar gesture as he dove into the end zone at the end of his 79-yard touchdown run against the Cardinals in late December.
quote:How many breaks is this guy going to get? frick. Just suspend him already. He obviously needs an attitude adjustment.
Additionally, Lynch did not make himself available to the media postgame. He was fined $100,000 this season for failing to adhere to the NFL's media policy earlier this season.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:41 am to Knight of Old
I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:44 am to boom roasted
quote:Solid prediction!!
I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread
He did what with his crotch? I'm soooooo offended!!!!!
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:44 am to TexasTiger1185
quote:The 21st Century's refuge for intellectual indolence.
Whatever.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:46 am to boom roasted
quote:Used to be, punks who liked to play with their junk in public were the sissies.
I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:46 am to Knight of Old
Chill the frick out bro, no hugs
Handshakes only
Handshakes only
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:47 am to Knight of Old
Hold my diiiiiiiiick!!!
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:52 am to Knight of Old
quote:Tell us more.
Used to be, punks who liked to play with their junk in public were the sissies.
I'm surprised that someone with supreme intelligence like yourself lets such petty acts of another with whom he has absolutely no contact or affiliation bother him. Maybe it's all an act?
This post was edited on 1/19/15 at 7:54 am
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:03 am to boom roasted
quote:Opinion vs. opinion.
Tell us more.
Tell you what: I have a real job to get to so I can't stick around to disabuse you any longer, right now. However, if Crotch Man and the Seahawks win that game, you can eat in my field and laugh in my face.
Until then, have fun playing with yourself.

Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:08 am to Knight of Old
I bet he will look back at all the fines he has paid over his career and regret acting the way he has. He has left a lot of money on the table.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:08 am to Knight of Old
Actually, Mike Greenberg (yeah, I know) made a good point about this this morning.
By rule, the ref could have flagged Lynch (and Seattle) for unsportsmanlike conduct for that gesture. So, now, instead of 2 yards, the Seahawks would have had to convert a 17 yard conversion for 2 points.
Considering how badly GB played that extra point(s), it may not have mattered. But if it had, there'd be a lot of people pissed off at "Beast Mode."
By rule, the ref could have flagged Lynch (and Seattle) for unsportsmanlike conduct for that gesture. So, now, instead of 2 yards, the Seahawks would have had to convert a 17 yard conversion for 2 points.
Considering how badly GB played that extra point(s), it may not have mattered. But if it had, there'd be a lot of people pissed off at "Beast Mode."
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:10 pm to Knight of Old
quote:
The 21st Century's refuge for intellectual indolence.
I'm sorry, was I supposed to care about lynch grabbing his nuts in celebration? Because I don't. And you shouldn't.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:24 pm to AngryBeavers
quote:He's going to get a contract with Skittles. So it's all good.
I bet he will look back at all the fines he has paid over his career and regret acting the way he has. He has left a lot of money on the table.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:26 pm to Ivan The Terrible
Was praying for this to happen last night
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:34 pm to goldenbadger08
Suspend him for grabbing his dick and not talking to the media? Ok.
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