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re: Jason Pierre-Paul's hand has been revealed (pic inside)

Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Can someone please explain to me how a millionaire football player can't afford better medical services than this? Where the hell is the fake finger? That hand looks like it was worked on by some third world doctor in a barn


I'm no doctor, but fricking this
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:41 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 4:44 pm
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:42 pm to
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There is a pic on google images that purports to be his hand pre surgery. It is gruesome if it's not shopped



you mean the image that has the index and middle finger blown off and the thumb fully intact?

That seems to match up really well with the photo in the OP


Columbo
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:44 pm to


Ah, just one more thing before I go....
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:51 pm to
Found a picture of a signature he gave a kid.

Posted by Croacka
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:53 pm to
Imo it's not THAT bad
Posted by Jwho77
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:54 pm to
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:56 pm to
Rawr
Posted by KillerNut9
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:01 pm to
I laughed out loud thinking of him getting into a stance with that hand on the ground and continually falling over causing an offsides penalty.
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:03 pm to
Well shite, there goes my lunch
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:06 pm to
It's weird how badly I've been wanting to see this. Thanks for sharing.

What a fricking idiot.
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:14 pm to



Posted by Wayne Campbell
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:17 pm to
That looks like has missing for than just the "tip" of his thumb that's been reported.
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:18 pm to
looks like a bad angle.

I think he only lost the first section of his thumb.

ETA:


This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 2:19 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:20 pm to
I guess JPP can't use the just the tip just for a second just to see how it feels line anymore.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:25 pm to
No more video games
Posted by Wayne Campbell
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:25 pm to
May be semantics, and I realize everyone's hands are different, but down to the joint is half a thumb.

I don't know that it matters for football per se, but that would explain the reaction the Giants had about it being worse than they thought.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:26 pm to
something about the way he blew off his employer just nubbs me the wrong way though
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:30 pm to
I understand their hesitation now. How the hell is he supposed to balance and adjust his stance with no/half fingers?

Dude, hold firecrackers in your off hand. That way if your fingers get blown off, you can still get in a 3 point stance.

ETA: I didn't play football, would his down hand be his right or left?
This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 2:31 pm
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 2:36 pm to
his right hand is his down hand so yeah...

But he did do a lot of standing stances
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