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Is there anything better in all of organized sports, than an NHL facewash?

Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:38 pm
The answer, clearly, is no . IMHO, it is the most diabolically genius move in sporting history. Props to our lowly provincial neighbors to the north for perfecting this classic Maneuver.

Downvote if you like spooning with your boyfriend.
This post was edited on 12/17/17 at 2:28 pm
Posted by LakeViewLSU
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:49 pm to
I dont even know what that is.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:56 pm to
Lol you stop watching the NFL and now pretend to know about hockey
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:00 pm to
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I dont even know what that is.

Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78582 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:02 pm to
Dude I had season tickets to the Avalanche 96-2000. I went to my first Flyers game as a wee lad when they were the Broad Street Bullies.

You sure are mad I don’t care for the NFL . Reminds me of how Mrs Pimp acts when I don’t want to watch Bravo .
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:05 pm to
It's when you put your smelly hand in your opponent's face?

That's it?
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78582 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:09 pm to
It’s soooo much better than an internet description. It’s possibly the crowning achievement of mankind . And I pity those who have never experienced the joy of seeing a Red Wing properly face washed .
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:10 pm to
putting your foot against someone's dome for a brutal KO > putting a sweaty hand in someone's face
Posted by sms151t
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:11 pm to
Yes
Eagles doing the Electric Slide
George LaRoque headhunting vs the Pens
Anyone slashing Crosby
Joey Bats getting thrown at for pimping
The Monmouth Bench
Water Girls
Dancing Girls on the field during timeouts
This post was edited on 12/17/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78582 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:12 pm to
Nah, totally a different thing . The point is not to knock out, the point is to be a pain in the arse , to agitate . It’s the subtle assholery of it that makes it so glorious.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78582 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:15 pm to
A good old school Matthew Barnaby or Darrius Kasparitis face wash beats all that.
Posted by OceanMan
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:17 pm to
What are you talking about
Posted by Lsupimp
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78582 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:20 pm to
Hockey. It’s a sport. It was once even televised.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:21 pm to
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What are you talking about

putting sweaty things in other men's faces
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:40 pm to
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Hockey. It’s a sport. It was once even televised.



Im a fan of hockey but this tread is stupid.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:44 pm to
Dear Diary,

Today I called a tread stupid . I wondered if anybody noticed the irony . It was a good day.
Posted by WaltTeevens
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:45 pm to
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Im a fan of hockey but this tread is stupid


He's excited about his facewashes!
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78582 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 2:51 pm to
Triggered again. I’m like a Walt Teevens perma- trigger.
Posted by pvilleguru
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22424 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Today I called a tread stupid . I wondered if anybody noticed the irony . It was a good day.



Do you honestly think a typo is equal to you logging onto your computer and typing out an entire thread about something everyone thinks is dumb? Or are you just reeling at this point and latched onto to the only thing you could find?
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