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re: I'm meeting Tim Tebow soon like I met Joe Montana last year. What should I say?

Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62176 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to
Ask him if John 11:35 is his favorite verse

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to
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The Jesus Back or the Runslinger.



Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
26097 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:53 pm to
If you don't go with Runslinger, that will be the largest missed opportunity since the last time he threw a pass.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:03 pm to
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Runslinger



That's a good one, but is it better than The Christian Cannon?
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
26097 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:05 pm to
There is no contest. Runslinger is king.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215981 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:08 pm to
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mizzoukills


So you finally got out of jail... Shame....
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215981 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:09 pm to
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Regardless, I will be meeting Tim Tebow soon (for a picture and autograph).


WHY????
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100044 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:11 pm to
Mate tell him that there almost certainly isn't an afterlife and that therefore he's blown more hookups than any person living for absolutely no reason
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 5:12 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:16 pm to
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Mate tell him that there almost certainly isn't an afterlife and that therefore he's blown more hookups than any person living for absolutely no reason



I wonder how he'd react to that?
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2646 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:30 pm to
Did you ever feel different than other kids due to being homeschooled? Or was it more about just being gay?

Don't say that, Tebow seems like a pretty decent guy. It's the ESPN coverage of him that made everyone sick.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62176 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:32 pm to
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I wonder how he'd react to that?
He'd spend an hour trying to witness to you
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:33 pm to
Say hi, I enjoyed watching your college career?
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:34 pm to
Just give him your man card. It's so pathetic that people worship other people. There is no one on this planet I'd walk 5 ft out of the way to meet.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:37 pm to
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Just give him your man card. It's so pathetic that people worship other people. There is no one on this planet I'd walk 5 ft out of the way to meet.



LOL. I'm not even a fan. I was given a ticket to privately meet him. I have nothing else going on that night so why not?

Good job with the attempted but failed insult though...
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11514 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:43 pm to
If you want to do your job right, you should probably ask him if he wants original or extra crispy
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
33362 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:59 pm to
Tell him you swallow
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24620 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
The only reason I ever hated him was because he was so good at Florida, have no other problems with the guy and haven't hated him since.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
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should probably ask him if he wants original or extra crispy



This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted by Paul Orndorff
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
189 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:56 pm to
Ask him does he have a bet with A.C.Green in which who will get laid first.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:51 pm to
How 'bout, "Tim, nice to meet you. Big fan. Hey...between us have you at least eaten pussy and allowed a girl to grind her wet pussy on your dick? Or do you say no to both penetration and foreplay? I won't tell a soul. You can trust me."
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