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re: I'm meeting Tim Tebow soon like I met Joe Montana last year. What should I say?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
Ask him if John 11:35 is his favorite verse


Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to therick711
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The Jesus Back or the Runslinger.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:53 pm to mizzoukills
If you don't go with Runslinger, that will be the largest missed opportunity since the last time he threw a pass.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:03 pm to therick711
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Runslinger
That's a good one, but is it better than The Christian Cannon?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:05 pm to mizzoukills
There is no contest. Runslinger is king.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:08 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
So you finally got out of jail... Shame....
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:09 pm to mizzoukills
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Regardless, I will be meeting Tim Tebow soon (for a picture and autograph).
WHY????
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:11 pm to mizzoukills
Mate tell him that there almost certainly isn't an afterlife and that therefore he's blown more hookups than any person living for absolutely no reason 
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:16 pm to SirWinston
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Mate tell him that there almost certainly isn't an afterlife and that therefore he's blown more hookups than any person living for absolutely no reason
I wonder how he'd react to that?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:30 pm to mizzoukills
Did you ever feel different than other kids due to being homeschooled? Or was it more about just being gay?
Don't say that, Tebow seems like a pretty decent guy. It's the ESPN coverage of him that made everyone sick.
Don't say that, Tebow seems like a pretty decent guy. It's the ESPN coverage of him that made everyone sick.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:32 pm to mizzoukills
quote:He'd spend an hour trying to witness to you
I wonder how he'd react to that?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:33 pm to mizzoukills
Say hi, I enjoyed watching your college career?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:34 pm to mizzoukills
Just give him your man card. It's so pathetic that people worship other people. There is no one on this planet I'd walk 5 ft out of the way to meet.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:37 pm to airfernando
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Just give him your man card. It's so pathetic that people worship other people. There is no one on this planet I'd walk 5 ft out of the way to meet.
LOL. I'm not even a fan. I was given a ticket to privately meet him. I have nothing else going on that night so why not?
Good job with the attempted but failed insult though...
Posted on 6/8/16 at 5:43 pm to mizzoukills
If you want to do your job right, you should probably ask him if he wants original or extra crispy
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:23 pm to mizzoukills
The only reason I ever hated him was because he was so good at Florida, have no other problems with the guy and haven't hated him since.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:23 pm to WaltTeevens
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should probably ask him if he wants original or extra crispy

This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:56 pm to mizzoukills
Ask him does he have a bet with A.C.Green in which who will get laid first.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:51 pm to Paul Orndorff
How 'bout, "Tim, nice to meet you. Big fan. Hey...between us have you at least eaten pussy and allowed a girl to grind her wet pussy on your dick? Or do you say no to both penetration and foreplay? I won't tell a soul. You can trust me."
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