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I’d like to formally apologize to Zack Greinke

Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:23 pm
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11712 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:23 pm
I’m sorry our Manager is a gutless pussy who yanked you way too early

I’m sorry our batters are all chickenshit chokers who melt with guys on base

I’m sorry our bullpen is full of assholes who couldn’t stop the bleeding

I’m sorry Justin Verlander is a soft little bitch who couldn’t close it out

I’m sorry Alex Bregman is a jabroni who spends more time on his gay little YouTube videos than learning how to hit

I’m sorry Carlos correa lost his mojo after he stopped fricking the owners wife and got engaged with that stupid pageant whore

I’m sorry our best player is a 5’3 manlet

I’m sorry what a burger is overrated and the in n out has been under construction for like 10 fricking months

I’m sorry everyone in Houston is so fricking fat

I’m sorry JJ watt is such a fig

I’m sorry wasted I wasted 500 dollars watching your special moment be taken away by a bunch of frickheads





Posted by UNO
Member since Mar 2015
4961 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:24 pm to
take this shite to the offseason DAT thread
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:24 pm to
Dumb
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42531 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:24 pm to
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I’m sorry our best player is a 5’3 manlet


You saying Altuve is your best player? He was horrendous in this series.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33477 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

MF Doom


You need to take a few breaths and sit a couple plays out. Geez.
Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20507 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:26 pm to
Not sure if serious, but this is a beautiful melt.
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7047 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

I’m sorry Alex Bregman is a jabroni who spends more time on his gay little YouTube videos than learning how to hit

Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
31862 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:26 pm to
Dude was fantastic tonight. That kind of performance is one that justifies the trade and he should be holding that mvp trophy right now. It’s sad that he couldn’t DH for chirinos. We seriously might have won the game in that case as he gets the bunt down.



The funny thing is with his personality stuff Zack probably isn’t bothered by this.
Posted by TheXman
Middle America
Member since Feb 2017
2975 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:26 pm to
Carlos correa deserves to never win a championship again after that on field proposal two years ago.

That was one of the worst things ive ever seen
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:26 pm to
You need to calm down.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34811 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:26 pm to
Melt much?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25918 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:27 pm to
I’m not an Astros fan but I think you nailed that.
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
31862 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:27 pm to
quote:



You need to take a few breaths and sit a couple plays out. Geez


False. His response is appropriate.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84870 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

I’m sorry our Manager is a gutless pussy who yanked you way too early


4/10

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I’m sorry our batters are all chickenshit chokers who melt with guys on base


2/10

quote:

I’m sorry our bullpen is full of assholes who couldn’t stop the bleeding



1/10

quote:

I’m sorry Justin Verlander is a soft little bitch who couldn’t close it out



5/10

quote:

I’m sorry Alex Bregman is a jabroni who spends more time on his gay little YouTube videos than learning how to hit


7/10

quote:

I’m sorry Carlos correa lost his mojo after he stopped fricking the owners wife and got engaged with that stupid pageant whore



9/10

quote:

I’m sorry our best player is a 5’3 manlet




6/10

quote:

I’m sorry what a burger is overrated and the in n out has been under construction for like 10 fricking months

I’m sorry everyone in Houston is so fricking fat

I’m sorry JJ watt is such a fig

I’m sorry wasted I wasted 500 dollars watching your special moment be taken away by a bunch of frickheads


2/10
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:27 pm to
Very nice melt.

If you had any balls, you would drop some pron.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28117 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:28 pm to
I'm with you on all that shite including even the $500 ticket thing


EXCEPT Whataburger. What a bitch way to handle this loss. In n out? Grow up.
Posted by Saucypants
Tulsa, OK
Member since Jul 2019
583 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:28 pm to
THIS is a great melt!
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12304 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

MF Doom

Superlative melt.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:31 pm to
The melt is real
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 11:31 pm to
Is this a melt? Sounds like a melt.
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