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re: Haley Van Lith Sports Illustrated swimsuit.

Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37157 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:31 pm to
Every year I see the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit pictures and feel smug for having canceled my subscription
Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2362 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:42 pm to
She looks like her legs turn into shoulders. The body of a lower case "L."
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:50 pm to
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Hailey is probably a 8.5/9-10 if you compare her to the rest of the 18-35 age group.

Posted by 420centraltime
Gump nation
Member since Feb 2013
982 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:58 pm to
Got some manly feet. WNHI
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2946 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:50 pm to
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Got some manly feet. WNHI


Agree. Noticed the thick Fred Flintstone dogs as well.

You know what else is ambiguous about Van Lith?

Everything.

No curves. At all. No hips. Wide muscular chest. It's a boy's body. Pretty face. Female hormones and implants can easily "pad" a derriere, soften facial features and voice. It can grow chesticals (as in this case.) And for this reason trans males tend to overdo the breast implants. But it can't change bone structure.

Let's not forget that Sports Ill and this society in general keep on trying to invert things.



But what else? The belly button. "Button button you say?" Shape. And position.

Purely theory that's anecdotal and observational, but there may be something to the below "tests". Van Lith's belly button is high AND it's horizontal instead of vertical (like most females.)

LINK ]The "Belly Button" Way To Tell If A Person Is A Male Or A Female

Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2946 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:51 pm to
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She has the body of a dachshund


Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37386 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:52 pm to
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EphesianArmor


One of the weirder posts I’ve ever seen on this site.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2946 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:03 pm to
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Not sure what the allure is.


There is none. Your eyes aren't deceiving you (but tPTB are doing their best.)

There's a sinister agenda in play here if you ask me -- I'm noticing this kind of mediocrity standard more and more even here of the women and athletes promoted here at TD.

But what IF this wasn't about promoting average chicks and instead tPTB were about an insidious agenda to normalize boy-ish and ambiguously feminine figures and features in order to "level the field" so to speak to help trannies in their quests to be "accepted" by men?
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2946 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:03 pm to
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One of the weirder posts I’ve ever seen on this site.


I gets weirder. Look above.

This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 10:05 pm
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47264 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:10 pm to
Imagine the responses this woman would get on the OT if she was making 30k a month on onlyfans.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8275 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:15 pm to
I can go to Wikifeet and see much better. Hell I can go to WikifeetX and see racier.

Who is looking at swimsuit issues in 2025? Especially SI when they have land whales and trannies.

Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2946 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:27 pm to


Half would whine about its lack of a rack; The other half would register at her OF tomorrow.

Mediocrity and "5's" are now being celebrated for posing like they're "8"s. And guys are still drooling. I don't get it.
Posted by thetruthisnotkind
Houston
Member since Nov 2022
371 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:08 am to
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Rather a night with Angel


No way…listening to her would be torture.
Posted by Tigre85
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2019
2085 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:24 am to
I was once told in high school if a girl has pretty fingers , she also has a pretty something else . Haley has beautiful fingers .
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71046 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:29 am to
That’s a very unflattering angle. Interesting that it made the promotional cut
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5160 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 10:32 am to
I had a similar view, but now I realize how mismanaged her talent was at LSU. The team was dysfunctional that year. Now she's got an Olympic medal, she's the Big 12 Player of the Year (one of many major collegiate accolades), she's about to go pro and start cashing-in big time, setting up her family for generations. She's smart, got the good looks, etc. We'll be seeing much more of her.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26729 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 10:42 am to
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I just dont get the attention she gets for her looks. Yeah, for a female basketball player she is better than most, but thats a tall midget kinda deal.
exactly this... for a bball player, she's attractive... but outside of that classification, she's very mid
Posted by SaintLSU
Gretna
Member since Apr 2007
4324 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:08 am to
Angel Reese’s swimsuit is far superior
Posted by TigerFan55555
Tomball, TX
Member since Nov 2008
9833 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:00 pm to
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Call me crazy all you want but I’d eat that booty like groceries.


yes sir...
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40826 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:06 pm to
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EphesianArmor


Found the serial killer.
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