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Golf heckling hypothetical

Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:36 pm
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:36 pm
Obviously if a fan makes too much noise or screams in someone's backswing, they'll get thrown out of the tourney.

But take this hypothetical- what if there was a concerted effort involving multiple hecklers to intentionally derail a golfer. Say it's Sunday afternoon at a major and Tiger and Rory Sabbatini are tied for the lead. A dozen Tiger fan boys decide they love Tiger so much they're going to sabotage Rory.

Each of the twelve hecklers space themselves throughout the course to target Sabbatini. Every third or fourth swing, a heckler screams at maximum volume just as the golfer beings his downswing.

Sure, they'd remove the heckler but then 10-20 minutes later, the next heckler in line screams during Sabbatini's backswing. I'm certain after a few holes this would greatly impact the outcome.

A few questions:

1) Can each heckler be charged criminally or cited somehow? Or would they just be removed from the grounds?

2) What would the PGA response be? Would they intervene or otherwise stop/postpone the tourney?

3) Has anything like this ever happened before?
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:44 pm to
I’m pretty sure that once it happened enough times they would catch on.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:46 pm to
Sounds like you've crunched the numbers.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:47 pm to
Some nerd on the couch would figure it out and call in a rules violation.
Posted by DallasTiger45
Member since May 2012
8428 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:48 pm to
not being able to yell during a golfer’s shot is dumb, IMO
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:55 pm to
Golf board
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Some nerd on the couch would figure it out and call in a rules violation.


Not anymore. USGA and PGA eliminated call-in penalties.
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42554 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

Say it's Sunday afternoon at a major and Tiger and Rory Sabbatini are tied for the lead. A dozen Tiger fan boys decide they love Tiger so much they're going to sabotage Rory.


The Slovaks around the world would be at the tourney all up in Tiger’s grill so it would probably be even.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:10 pm to
I was joking, but thank God.
Posted by Athis
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:22 pm to
Like this guy?

Posted by LouBega
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:57 pm to
But you don’t know who the next one is going to be.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

But you don’t know who the next one is going to be.


True... but once the PGA Tour noticed that one player was being systematically targeted they would intervene.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:30 pm to
That’s his hypothetical, what would they do to intervene? Clear the entire course and continue play once all fans are gone?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:32 pm to
They would have to I would think.

No way to find out who the person is in that short time without significantly delaying the round.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 6:33 pm
Posted by rilesrick
Member since Mar 2015
6704 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:19 pm to

That’s his hypothetical, what would they do to intervene? Clear the entire course and continue play once all fans are gone



This would never happen
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:51 pm to
welcome to the hypothetical thread
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:04 pm to
I think it was the 2012 TPC. Tiger wasn't playing well, and some heckler kept saying "put it in her butt" when Tiger was about to swing. He didn't do it in his backswing. But Tiger was pissed, and the crowd around this guy just looked back at him like he has just killed someone.

Are hecklers annoying and disrespecting the game? Yeah. But there's some funny shite out there though.
Posted by tress4pres
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:58 am to
Just need a 78 VW bug and a gift card to Sizzlers. Shooter!
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:12 am to
After the 2nd or 3rd time the poor guy who did it next would be beaten to a pulp by Sabbatini. He's a hothead who looks like he could hold his own in a fight.

Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:26 am to
That's not funny

quote:

But there's some funny shite out there though


I've been watching golf my whole life and have never heard a funny heckler. They all sound like drunk idiots
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